Is This A Ladyboy?!
A pic her girlfiend took while we were making out
Been in Levels, still kinda sober on the dancefloor, one chick passed us and did that “cheers” thing to us with her drink, so I just approached and started to dance with her right away. She looked amazing, like those rich bitches there that buy a white nose and take some shit to look like Euros. She had great face and those hips… man I wanted to make babies with her and fly away. But my friend was giving me a disapproval face, so I asked and he said that she might be ladyboy (he is constantly paranoid but of course she might). But I said fuck it and went for it, I asked her once if she is, she replied that she is not but I was not sure if she heard me correctly in that noise.
We somewhat played around, I was making out with her, she was really forthcoming and it was easy to game her for some reason, grinding with her ass on my dick. /all the Thai chicks seemed to be prudes in the clubs, but I haven’t spend there a lot of time either so I cant really tell/
She has been there with her friend, I asked the friend if she is a ladyboy and she said that she is not. Eventually we got out of the club, we set outside all three of us discussing if we will go to her place or mine and that she needs to go with her friend as well as she got no place to sleep and stuff. After that I looked at one backpacker with his chick leaving, he looked at me over his shoulder and did a gesture like “No No”, “Run away” under his neck, cant really describe it by writing. I knew from fucking the security there that they don’t let Indians and Ladyboys in as a club policy but she told me that they got about 4 ladyboys that got some VIP card to get there, so I wondered.
Decided to ask her for ID, she went furious, she showed me the ID, it had “Miss.” before the name so I got more comfortable but it could have been fake, who knows.
She was angry with me and constantly gave me shit, she even complained to taxi driver about it. I tried to play sweet and cute so she calms down, eventually all three of us arrived at my place, went to my condo. She was more distant than in the club and did not want to kiss me. So I just kind of played it out and we went to bed, her girlfriend told me several times that she is not going to fuck with us there so I did not even try and she was ugly in comparison as well.
Her friend slept on the couch and I with my chick in the bed, I sleep naked so obviously I stripped, but there was no curtain between the living room and the bedroom, just a glass wall, so it was kind of going against me, eventually I got her nipples out and was searching for ladyboys signs still. She had really feminine nipples that I would not expect on a former male and small tits, so nothing there (rare to see suck big pointy nipples, felt like a kid sucking on that aaaa), eventually after like 20 min of her jerking me off and me sucking her nipples I maneged to get her naked, fucked and she had normal pussy and went wet so I think that she was a female but it was so good that I dont even care, would pay her some BHT to fuck her right now when I write about it.
From Being Lost In Isaan To Fucking a MILF
Did some fun trip, went to train station and booked a train in a city that I did not know nothing about, but it was the nearest train and I just picked a amount of distance that I want to cross beforehand. Ended up going in the Isaan direction. Shitty train but interesting as you see the nature as it’s without closed doors of the wagons, was sitting opposite to some thai one legged beggar that apparently shitted himself… After a few hours I realised that I missed my location for about 30 min. Found a thai guy who spoke english in the wagon and discussed what to do, he recommended that I jump out on the next station and wait for train back. Funnily enough it was not the same Thailand as I knew from the “classic” spots. Military everywhere, they even asked me for ID, what I am doing here and took a photo of me, it felt differently.
So I jumped out on the next station, mistake, nothing fucking there just one building with one railway guy who spoke no english and when I got out, only one person that was going in the train told me that next train going back in BKK direction is going after 1,5h. So I was like what the fuck should I do, I saw a big lake so I went in to cool down naked, then remembered all the snakes and crocs that I have seen in BKK, took a knife in my hand a looked for some movement or bubbles.
Eventually I started to talk a bit with the railway guy through google translator. I found out that there is no village or city near by and the next city is about 40min by walk opposite to BKK direction so I said fuck that I am hungry and off I went being quite in a rush as the train was not 1,5h away. Occasionally I ran but it’s quite shitty to run on the railway with fucking open footwear. Eventually I got near the town, and I met a taxi after trying to talk with a police guy. The taxi took me to the city center, I bought my tricked to the original destination I was going to as not direct trains were from here to BKK, bought some food on the market and went to the train. Jumped off in the city I was going to, had a dinner and got for the next train.
Fucking hell, but it was fun.
Got to BKK after few hours, it was late but I still started to go for tinder. I had some blonde american chick but she stopped responding so there was this MILF that moved back to BKK from Switzerland and she apparently wanted me to go to her place and not the other way around so I tried. Got it set up, still fucking dirty as fuck and smelly, bought condoms from some low ass Ladyboy in 7/11, pack of LM’s and went to her place. Got there, pretty luxury condo, way bigger than mine. She was there with 4 friends, I arrived and they left. She was really a looker, fake tits, in a dress. I knew I will have her as I saw a nipple coming out of her cleavage. She wanted to look at the TV so I sat there and went for a make out, she kissed me but after a moment pushed my hand away from her tits.
She was talking shit all the time but eventually I was about to fuck her and she just went “ok, lets have sex, but you got to wash yourself”. She went with me to the bathroom funnily and watched me wash, after I got out she said that I got to go as she does not think that I am a clean person (In process of my self-improvement I stopped to use soap when showering) and blah blah.
I tried to go for a make out and escalate sexually for like 30 min, still kept my ass in her apartment as long as I could. She persisted in refusing. Eventually with the doors opened she allowed me to kiss her goodbye, I knew I got the last chance so I went hard, fucking hard and she closed the door and we went to the bedroom.
I tried the Thai condoms but that shit did not fit and I don’t have any large cock. Luckily she had her own stash. So I got it on, it was fine, but when naked her being in her 30’-40’ was apparent when I looked at the skin, especially the fatless ass was bad as her skin went downhill, but she still had fake tits and talked to me dirty while I was fucking her. Than she wanted me to go to the bathroom before I cum somewhere in her apartment, she set next to the toilet, showing off her tits and touching my flexed chest as I jerked off in her toilet. Satisfied went home to sleep.
WIN!