Marissa Tomei probably wins easily\n


51 years old here.

Marina Sirtis 61



Giada de Laurentils



I'd probably pick Giada if there was a gun to my head and could only pick one of these, because she can cook good and seems to not age.

Surprised Christie Brinkley hasn't been mentioned yet. This broad is 61 (!!!)

Yeah, I saw this story on facebook. The world is beyond parody.

Here's how difficult it is to find a more attractive woman than Jennifer Aniston: search for "woman" in google images. Done.

Quote: (04-23-2016 07:45 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Those hands. My God those hands.

(Checks to see if her ring finger is longer than her index finger.. hmm, almost). Her shoulders look particularly square and broad in this shot. There is an entertainment industry conspiracy channel on YouTube that talks about her and Michelle Obama as "95% likely male at birth":

Quote: (04-24-2016 12:58 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

Giada de Laurentils



I'd probably pick Giada if there was a gun to my head and could only pick one of these, because she can cook good and seems to not age.

Giada is 45 and is easily as bangable as a 25 year old. Kicks the shit out of Jennifer or any other female celeb in that age bracket as far as I'm concerned. Love this girl.

In 1998 I was in California for a buddy's wedding, but forgot to bring a belt so I went to the Thousand Oaks mall.

I'm walking along and I see a familiar face. It took me a second to register who it was. Heather Locklear. She was there shopping with a baby in a stroller, an hispanic nanny and a friend. I was up close and personal so I got a great view. What amazed me was...there were better looking normie girls walking past. She was 37 at the time, she looked good but...the college age girls at the mall blew her away. I detected crows feet and other wrinkles.

I learned a valuable lesson on The Wall that day.

She looks significantly better than the typical 47 year old but to say she is the most beautiful woman in the world is risible.

It's just another pathetic attempt to mainstream media to deny the effects of aging on women's beauty. How cute.

Enough of the photo spreads of old ladies. Seriously, I need a spatula to scrape all of the forehead grease off my screen.

Here is my guess; People is tanking and hurting for money. Jenny has a movie coming out this year. They pay People to put her on the cover and call it an 'article.' And welcome to modern media.

Would rather bang that middle aged wop girl than probably 90% of western girls that should be in their prime.

Quote: (04-24-2016 12:40 AM)Prince of Persia Wrote:  

She was hot in Friends, that's it. I don't know why libtards adore her so much. The bitch is washed up and basic.

I always thought she was a bit overrated. Pretty? Of course.

I just think the "perceived attainability" of her girl next door look is what people are so fond of.

The publicity around Jennifer Anniston's looks is like a microcosm of guys feeling the need to put all of their eggs in one basket fantasizing about the 6 or 7 due to not feeling qualified enough to go after the 8+.

I was a middle teenager during the first Jennifer Aniston hype.

A whole generation of teenage girls were damaged by the copycat hair cut.

Quote: (04-24-2016 12:08 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

In 1998 I was in California for a buddy's wedding, but forgot to bring a belt so I went to the Thousand Oaks mall.

I'm walking along and I see a familiar face. It took me a second to register who it was. Heather Locklear. She was there shopping with a baby in a stroller, an hispanic nanny and a friend. I was up close and personal so I got a great view. What amazed me was...there were better looking normie girls walking past. She was 37 at the time, she looked good but...the college age girls at the mall blew her away. I detected crows feet and other wrinkles.

I learned a valuable lesson on The Wall that day.

I shouldn't have, but I liked up pics of Heather from this year.

She definitely did not take care of those titties, or the rest of her for that matter. 25 years ago, Wb, but certainly not now(for Heather)

Quote: (04-24-2016 03:27 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

Would rather bang that middle aged wop girl than probably 90% of western girls that should be in their prime.

No, because where I live I am confronted with hot poon from the moment I step out the door, every single day.

When I was growing up in the midwest, in my early 20's, I was really into "milfs". I had a 35 yo GF then I banged 1000x, because literally, there were no other women in site.

We all have different perspectives based on where we are. Where I am, I see hot girls constantly every day, just going through the motions of everyday life. Old shiny grandmothers don't even register.

BTW - Jennifer Anniston was never hot. A 7 at best.

Quote: (04-24-2016 05:45 PM)Vaun Wrote:  

Quote: (04-24-2016 03:27 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

Would rather bang that middle aged wop girl than probably 90% of western girls that should be in their prime.

No, because where I live I am confronted with hot poon from the moment I step out the door, every single day.

When I was growing up in the midwest, in my early 20's, I was really into "milfs". I had a 35 yo GF then I banged 1000x, because literally, there were no other women in site.

We all have different perspectives based on where we are. Where I am, I see hot girls constantly every day, just going through the motions of everyday life. Old shiny grandmothers don't even register.

BTW - Jennifer Anniston was never hot. A 7 at best.

Anniston is a dog. I was talking about Giada

Sheesh, yeah that shit's hot, and even hotter knowing that she can cook good.

I am guessing that Jennifer Anniston never cooked anything good in her life.

Seriously, I can't think of any other women who have defied aging as well as her - and she doesn't show any obvious signs of anti-aging procedures. She's a straight knockout and looks like she is half of her actual age.

I can only hope that I wind up with a woman that takes as good a care of herself and has those kinds of genetics. Them titties too! I would motor boat the living hell out of those fun bags. Look at them popping out just itching to be played with, like a couple of energetic puppies with an insatiable desire to be touched and paid attention to.

Before the hair and what not she was cute:

There is a video online where some guy claims she is a man.

If they were serious about inner beauty they wouldnt pick Aniston. Much more deserving women out there as a sheer matter of probability

Quote: (04-24-2016 03:39 PM)Brosemite Wrote:  

Quote: (04-24-2016 12:40 AM)Prince of Persia Wrote:  

She was hot in Friends, that's it. I don't know why libtards adore her so much. The bitch is washed up and basic.

I always thought she was a bit overrated. Pretty? Of course.

I just think the "perceived attainability" of her girl next door look is what people are so fond of.

The publicity around Jennifer Anniston's looks is like a microcosm of guys feeling the need to put all of their eggs in one basket fantasizing about the 6 or 7 due to not feeling qualified enough to go after the 8+.

That's a pretty accurate way to describe it. She's the "girl next door" that women like the most too. She doesn't have threatening beauty like a Christie Brinkley or Melania Trump. Some women won't even talk about next echelon women like that because it makes your average waddling American pear shaped fatbody self conscious.

Anniston is just attractive enough for women to want to emulate her but not a true beauty who has held up against the wall. Just another basic anglo bitch really.

"A beautiful 35-year old ain't as good-looking as an ugly 19-year old"

-Late great Patrice O'Neal

Giada was definitely an ugly duckling. Look at these high school before and after pics:

I would go nuclear on Giada. She looks like a delicious fuck.

If I was in the same room as her I couldn't help it, Caveman and nuclear 100%, I don't care what the repercussions are. She either gets the cops on me, or she gets on her knees.

I would let it out on her plain and simple that I want to stuff my African salsiccia deep inside her fica grasso.

She is 5 foot nothing too. Just tiny as hell with massive tits. It would take a long time to get board of that.

Hell, I might even eat her pussy, and I never do that.

Giada has had me thirsty for her ass for damn 15 years....




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