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04-24-2016, 01:14 AM
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault" -Donald Trump
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04-24-2016, 02:12 AM
Yeah, I saw this story on facebook. The world is beyond parody.
Here's how difficult it is to find a more attractive woman than Jennifer Aniston: search for "woman" in google images. Done.
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04-24-2016, 12:08 PM
In 1998 I was in California for a buddy's wedding, but forgot to bring a belt so I went to the Thousand Oaks mall.
I'm walking along and I see a familiar face. It took me a second to register who it was. Heather Locklear. She was there shopping with a baby in a stroller, an hispanic nanny and a friend. I was up close and personal so I got a great view. What amazed me was...there were better looking normie girls walking past. She was 37 at the time, she looked good but...the college age girls at the mall blew her away. I detected crows feet and other wrinkles.
I learned a valuable lesson on The Wall that day.
Take care of those titties for me.
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04-24-2016, 03:15 PM
She looks significantly better than the typical 47 year old but to say she is the most beautiful woman in the world is risible.
It's just another pathetic attempt to mainstream media to deny the effects of aging on women's beauty. How cute.
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04-24-2016, 03:22 PM
Enough of the photo spreads of old ladies. Seriously, I need a spatula to scrape all of the forehead grease off my screen.
Here is my guess; People is tanking and hurting for money. Jenny has a movie coming out this year. They pay People to put her on the cover and call it an 'article.' And welcome to modern media.
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04-24-2016, 03:27 PM
Would rather bang that middle aged wop girl than probably 90% of western girls that should be in their prime.
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04-24-2016, 03:45 PM
I was a middle teenager during the first Jennifer Aniston hype.
A whole generation of teenage girls were damaged by the copycat hair cut.
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04-24-2016, 03:52 PM
Quote: (04-24-2016 12:08 PM)Dusty Wrote:
In 1998 I was in California for a buddy's wedding, but forgot to bring a belt so I went to the Thousand Oaks mall.
I'm walking along and I see a familiar face. It took me a second to register who it was. Heather Locklear. She was there shopping with a baby in a stroller, an hispanic nanny and a friend. I was up close and personal so I got a great view. What amazed me was...there were better looking normie girls walking past. She was 37 at the time, she looked good but...the college age girls at the mall blew her away. I detected crows feet and other wrinkles.
I learned a valuable lesson on The Wall that day.
I shouldn't have, but I liked up pics of Heather from this year.
Take care of those titties for me.
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04-24-2016, 05:37 PM
She definitely did not take care of those titties, or the rest of her for that matter. 25 years ago, Wb, but certainly not now(for Heather)
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04-24-2016, 09:52 PM
There is a video online where some guy claims she is a man.
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04-24-2016, 10:05 PM
If they were serious about inner beauty they wouldnt pick Aniston. Much more deserving women out there as a sheer matter of probability
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04-25-2016, 02:33 AM
"A beautiful 35-year old ain't as good-looking as an ugly 19-year old"
-Late great Patrice O'Neal