Quote: (04-25-2012 05:57 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

I've given her props before, and I'll do it again, Christie Brinkley is the pillar of aging well. She's 58 and still bangable.

Just do a Google search. She might be headed to the end of her rope now but she was easily hot hot hot in her early 50s.

You can throw Elle MacPherson in that pile. She is 48 and smoking hot still.

That's why I call makeup special effects. It can make a chick with good bone structure and pretty eyes look good with the correct artist. Emphasis on artist.

Val Kilmer was Iceman. Goose was mavrick's RIO, Radar Intercept Officer. His name is Anthony Edwards

Quote: (04-25-2012 08:55 PM)Rttnkd84 Wrote:  

Val Kilmer was Iceman. Goose was mavrick's RIO, Radar Intercept Officer. His name is Anthony Edwards

My bad. Speaking of Goose, age hasn't been to kind to him either:



Seems as though Tom is the only one that could still play himself in a Top Gun sequel.

Boner killer mate

Quote: (04-20-2015 12:30 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

Boner killer mate

This chick Beyonce looks better without makeup.

Quote: (04-20-2015 12:30 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

Heidi Kulm confirmed tranny.

Relevant post from GLL if you guys haven't read it already: http://www.goodlookingloser.com/entry/lo...lex-part-1

Can't C&P text from his site, but summary is that celebrities in real life, without photoshop, make up, designer clothes, etc., are not as good looking as many people you can just see on the street, or even as good looking as you may be. It's all an illusion. People forget that Hollywood is "show business." The "show" is the images they want you to see. And the "business" is the money they want you to pay to 1) see the show, and/or 2) buy things that make you look like you're in the show. Today, 1 and 2 are intimately tied with cross-promotions, cross-marketing, etc.

Quote: (04-20-2015 12:30 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

Mmmmmm.... Milla Jovovich....

What's with the kooky jazz hands?

I find that most of the makeup illusion is roughly 80% in the eyes.

That shit messes with my mind sometimes.

Quote: (04-25-2012 07:26 PM)lurker123123 Wrote:  

shes 54 and tom cruise is 49 yet she can pass for 100 and he can pass for 30

Mad funny and 1000% truth!

With makeup:

Without:

Oh man, seems like no matter how many of these with and without makeup comparisons I see, my mind can't stop getting blown.

Quote: (04-20-2015 06:39 PM)Double Salad Wrote:  

I find that most of the makeup illusion is roughly 80% in the eyes.

That shit messes with my mind sometimes.

I agree. Just look at the side by side of Heidi Klum. One of the biggest tells of a feminine face is in the eyes. If they appear big and more rounded, you get a highly feminine face. Smaller and more squinty, a masculine face. I don't know about you guys, but even if you account for things like feminine cheeks and lips, masculine looking eyes/brows just ruin a girl's face.

Quote: (04-21-2015 08:29 AM)Libertas Wrote:  

One of the biggest tells of a feminine face is in the eyes. If they appear big and more rounded, you get a highly feminine face. Smaller and more squinty, a masculine face. I don't know about you guys, but even if you account for things like feminine cheeks and lips, masculine looking eyes/brows just ruin a girl's face.

You don't say?

Relevant rant:

Quote: (04-20-2015 12:30 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

I've never liked Hiedi's nose. It's just weird.

Quote: (04-25-2012 09:56 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Speaking of Goose, age hasn't been to kind to him either

Same applies to Goose's wife:

This video has gone viral.

Wow - half of that woman's problem is I bet money that the makeup is GIVING her all of the skin problems she needs corrected with the makeup.

My go to tells are the ears and necks. Now if you want to see horror stories go to Liverpool or Manchester on a night out and pull some tart.

Guarantee your white pillows turn orange or your money back.

Quote: (04-25-2012 06:16 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2012 09:09 AM)lurker123123 Wrote:  

Quote: (04-25-2012 06:36 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

Relevant:

she went from looking like a late 20's early 30s woman to an 80 year old woman in 25 years?

Then again "Goose" went from:



To a more disheveled version of Zack Galifianakis:

I think these threads are kind of misleading to begin with, but Goose wasn't a good-looking guy even in his prime. Even still, he could still somewhat salvage his look here if he ditched the beard, lost a bit of weight, and mustered even a fraction of Cruise's poise.

That's the beauty of being one of the fellas.

I'd be very surprised if Tom Cruise hasn't had some work done. He certainly had cosmetic dental alterations. Almost none of us will look that way in our fifties without some help from the surgeon.

Just realized the Val Kilmer mix-up. I thought something seemed odd there. lol

Quote: (07-07-2015 04:41 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

This video has gone viral.

I thoroughly enjoyed this in a sick kind of way. You cannot even imagine the kind of attention a girl this average who has to plaster herself with make up just to not disgust people gets on Tinder, at night etc.

She was on the radio the other day here in the UK crying about it. Talking about how 'hurtful' people were being.

You post up pictures of yourself on social media to be viewed by thousands of people and you have nasty acne ridden skin like that sure as shit you're gonna cop flak for it. Especially when your entire career, YouTube channel etc is based around make up and beauty.

What was it scorpion said?

Make up is basically just a female arms race or something.

For the newbies, this is why you should never be intimidated by these 5, 6, 7 type girls in the West. They are all pulling these tricks.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Believe that.