[el mechanico]

This has been stuck in my head since I was a kid. I think it's some voodoo thing but older dudes kept talking about this when I was very young and it sticks with me till this day..

I won't eat anything brought to me from a girls house. Ever! I know it's stupid but the only girls who ever bring me shit are ones who are crazy and obsessed. This girl who calls and text me all the time just brought me mozzarella and tomato sauce to my office. I looked at it and looked at her like WTF?

By the way one girl admitted to doing this to me once about 20 years ago..

Any of you guys know anything about this craziness?
http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/period-b...page7.html
http://love-scent.com/forum/showthread.p...d-n-Drinks

"I just heard of this today in some forum...Women who feed their period blood to their men, so the men keeps loving them....How disgusting is that??? I never knew ppl could get soo desparate as to feed another person your period blood so they stay faithful to you!! And after all that trouble does he even stay faithful?? and if he would only find out what he was eating he would kill someone i bet ya..."

[soup]

(06-06-2012 09:53 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

This has been stuck in my head since I was a kid. I think it's some voodoo thing but older dudes kept talking about this when I was very young and it sticks with me till this day..

I won't eat anything brought to me from a girls house. Ever! I know it's stupid but the only girls who ever bring me shit are ones who are crazy and obsessed. This girl who calls and text me all the time just brought me mozzarella and tomato sauce to my office. I looked at it and looked at her like WTF?

By the way one girl admitted to doing this to me once about 20 years ago..

Any of you guys know anything about this craziness?
http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/period-b...page7.html

"I just heard of this today in some forum...Women who feed their period blood to their men, so the men keeps loving them....How disgusting is that??? I never knew ppl could get soo desparate as to feed another person your period blood so they stay faithful to you!! And after all that trouble does he even stay faithful?? and if he would only find out what he was eating he would kill someone i bet ya..."

Superstitious hoes.

In general, I get wigged out when girls give me gifts of any kind. I don't know what to do the gift. I usually keep it around for a week and then throw it out or give it away to someone else.

[Parlay44]

As gross as this is ...there may be some truth to it.

Women are chemically addicted to your semen!! It may work the other way around as well

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/...lled-semen

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.

[kosko]

Its a ancient tradition. From way way way back in Pagen tribes Men we're supposed to drink period blood as a means of respect. It was supposed to symbolize renewing life and honor. Even today when you go to a church and drink the wine it is supposed to symbolize this NOT Jesus's blood. Men we're expected to go into battle and draw blood, but this was not always guaranteed or warranted, only when necessary so the drinking of blood was a means of honor that could be consistent outside the field of battle. BUT they to eventually started to use wine to symbolize this instead, I am not sure how far back they made the switch but my guess it just got to funky and gross.

[urbannomad]

I heard of creole girls in New Orleans doing this for voodoo purposes it called "Red gravy"

[Parlay44]

Bikers get their "Red Wings" patch when they eat a girl out on the rag.

My friend used to be really into that. Sick bastard!!

[Tuthmosis]

Yeah, I heard of this. The way I heard of it was in the context of santeria. It's supposed to render a man more docile--especially one who's constantly skirt chasing. It's probably our kryptonite.

[ThatNorwegianGuy]

Eh... Yeah, suddenly I pretty much share this paranoia as well.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

It's crazy, but as long as there are no diseases involved, I wouldn't mind it that much or find it gross (no, I'm not a vampire why do you ask? ).

Btw, you guys are going to LOVE this story from the other side, that is very famous in my country.
May I present, translated from one Croatian forum's archives, "Kako da ju nagovorin na lignju", or "How to persuade her about the squid?" ™

Quote:

"How to persuade her about the squid?"

I don't really know where to start. I'm 28, and have been in a happy relationship for a year and half. Our sex life is great, it's just that I'm lacking something, or rather I have a huge desire to try something with my girlfriend. During my younger days, I liked experimenting with wanking, so one time I attempted to penetrated the insides of a squid. I pushed it inside the squid, squeezing the squid's entrance with my hand to keep up the stimulative pressure. Since then, I have become addicted to it.

I've always liked wanking, and I didn't stop while in relationships either. Sometimes, after cumming into the squid, I would wash it, bake it and eat it. So one time during the relationship, I baked some squid into which I've cummed earlier and served it to my girlfriend. I didn't wash the squid. It totally turned me on that she ate it and said that it tasted great. After this dinner, we ended up in bed despite her being on her period.

Everything was great until she started complaining that my penis reeked of fish. I've washed it after playing with the squid, of course, but the smell still remained. It bothered me that she complained about the smell, so I snapped back that it was her menstruation that reeked of fish. I know it was stupid, but during that time it seemed like a good way to get out of the problem. We didn't continue the sex because she got mad. That was a long time ago, and since then I've always taken care not to have any squid-scent during sex. I would carefully wipe my penis with scented Kleenex tissues.

Why I'm writing all of this is my desire to use the squid during sex. The idea of penetrating my girlfriend with a squid on my penis (like I usually have a condom), and to fuck her like that while the squid's tentacles (which remain outside the vagina, of course) slap my balls makes me very horny. I am even more attracted to the same idea, only for anal sex (we have had anal sex several times and we both enjoy it).

Well, now that you have a glimpse of the situation, let me present the problem. How to suggest all this to my girlfriend? We have really great communication otherwise, we tell everything to each other, and other than this, I have no secrets before her. I've been thinking of putting the squid under the bed and hooking it up during sex and enter my girlfriend like that, but I think that would be a shock to her. After all, she needs to be prepared for the visitation of a sea animal to her genitals. Well, I need to hear some advice how to explain, i.e. suggest this to her. I am constantly thinking about it, and the more I think about it, normal sex with my girlfriend becomes less and less interesting.

Help.
Thanks from the one who often visits the seafood market.

[Dolmance]

It's a pretty common cross-cultural belief, but it's especially in ATRs (African Traditional Religions) and their derivatives like hoodoo. Menstrual blood is fed to a man to make him love a woman and follow her like a dog. Powdered toenails are also common to make a man obedient.

A Cuban chica admitted to trying the menstrual blood thing on me. It didn't work, and it's one reason I no longer accept food from crazy bitches.

D.

[Samseau]

Sweet jesus, now I've heard everything

[Timoteo]

I thought I'd heard everything, then Handsome Creepy Eel drops a tale of a man with a cephalopod fetish! You couldn't take this guy to a Detroit Red Wings hockey game, because he'd bust in his pants when someone throws an octopus on the ice!

I've heard about certain rituals involving menstrual blood, but slipping it into a guy's food? FUCK ME. I could imagine a desperate, lovesick South American chick trying this though...

[el mechanico]

(06-06-2012 03:01 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

I thought I'd heard everything, then Handsome Creepy Eel drops a tale of a man with a cephalopod fetish! You couldn't take this guy to a Detroit Red Wings hockey game, because he'd bust in his pants when someone throws an octopus on the ice!

I've heard about certain rituals involving menstrual blood, but slipping it into a guy's food? FUCK ME. I could imagine a desperate, lovesick South American chick trying this though...

If you've dated a lot of black or island girls you've had some "red gravy" whether you know it or not.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I've looked up this Detroit Red Wings squid thingy, and holy shit! That's really weird. Although this part had me cracking up:

Wikipedia, Legend of the Octopus Wrote:

Twirling ban

Al Sobotka, the Joe Louis Arena head ice manager and one of the two Zamboni drivers, is the person who retrieves the thrown octopodes from the ice. After he retrieves an octopus, he has been known to twirl it above his head as he walks across the ice rink to the Zamboni entrance.
On April 19, 2008, NHL director of hockey operations Colin Campbell sent a memo to the Detroit Red Wings organization that forbids Zamboni drivers from cleaning up any octopi thrown onto the ice and imposes a $10,000 fine for violating the mandate.[12] The linesmen will instead perform any clean-up duties. In an email to the Detroit Free Press, NHL spokesman Frank Brown justified the ban because "matter flies off the octopus and gets on the ice" when Al Sobotka swings it above his head.[13] In an article describing the effects of the new rule the Detroit Free Press dubbed the NHL's prohibition as "Octopus-gate".[14] By the beginning of the third round of the 2008 Playoffs, the NHL loosened the ban to allow for the octopus twirling to take place at the Zamboni entrance.[15]

I'm dying here

[Timoteo]

(06-06-2012 03:54 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(06-06-2012 03:01 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

I thought I'd heard everything, then Handsome Creepy Eel drops a tale of a man with a cephalopod fetish! You couldn't take this guy to a Detroit Red Wings hockey game, because he'd bust in his pants when someone throws an octopus on the ice!

I've heard about certain rituals involving menstrual blood, but slipping it into a guy's food? FUCK ME. I could imagine a desperate, lovesick South American chick trying this though...

If you've dated a lot of black or island girls you've had some "red gravy" whether you know it or not.

I had a Jamaican girlfriend in college, but she only cooked for me once when we were back in NYC on break. The meal didn't have any gravy, so I think I'm good...HA HA!

[speakeasy]

My mom told me about women who did this back when she was young. I guess as long as it's cooked it won't hurt you. Not that I want to try it.

[Cr33pin]

Id gladly eat the food an if it was tastey i would ask for seconds

it takes alot to gross me out, i eat live moths all the time just to freak people out... used to eat food out of the bottom of the sinks at the end of the night at the restraunt where i worked, people would freak.. Honey Badger Dont Care

But if theres food thats been in the fridge for longer then a day fuuuuck that im not eating it....
That bread expired yesterday?? Fuck that i dont want it

[Keyser Söze]

(06-06-2012 10:18 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

Bikers get their "Red Wings" patch when they eat a girl out on the rag.

My friend used to be really into that. Sick bastard!!

That is fucked.

A married friend of mine fucks his wife silly when she's on the rag, and he goes down on her but only up around the clit where there isnt blood and I thought that was gross enough.

[Parlay44]

(06-07-2012 09:49 AM)Keyser Söze Wrote:  

(06-06-2012 10:18 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

Bikers get their "Red Wings" patch when they eat a girl out on the rag.

My friend used to be really into that. Sick bastard!!

That is fucked.

A married friend of mine fucks his wife silly when she's on the rag, and he goes down on her but only up around the clit where there isnt blood and I thought that was gross enough.

Wings - these are usually used to show achievements. They may sometimes hold a sexual meaning but these are mostly believed to be jokes.
Red wings shows the biker had oral sex with a menstruating female.
Green wings shows the biker had sexual intercourse with a woman with a sexually transmitted disease.
Yellow wings shows the biker drank a woman's urine.
Purple wings shows the biker had sexual intercourse with a corps

Biker Patches and their Symbols and Meanings

[Timoteo]

I've had a couple of chicks I've seen in the past that didn't mind fucking on their period, and they would stop me from eating them out if I was licking or kissing down below the belly button. I've had other bitches refuse to fuck, and wouldn't attempt to satisfy me in some other way either. I can't imagine eating a chick out on her period on purpose.

[Moma]

(06-06-2012 03:54 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

If you've dated a lot of black or island girls you've had some "red gravy" whether you know it or not.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[Keyser Söze]

Full disclosure: I have fucked girls on their periods several times in the past and would probably do so again in the future.
Each time I was drunk and/or stoned and of course horny.
As long as you don't finger or go down on her, it really isn't that bad.
Just make sure you have a GREEN or BLUE towel to do it on top of. There is a reason hospitals use these colors, they are the best at reducing the appearance of blood.
It can even help you overcome LMR I suppose. A few years back I read an article that described how when women achieve an orgasm while they are menstrating it reduces the pain of cramps. Each time I banged a girl on their period I told them this right afterwards. And as the lights were dimmed or off and I was intoxicated and cleaned up before I was sober, it was a-okay.

[Timoteo]

The worst I've ever gotten from period sex was a little dried blood around the base of my joint. I never saw any leakage on the sheets, no real nastiness. I guess I was lucky and got them when the worst of the flow had passed.

[Alpha]

I don't know if I can believe in the validity of this.

I've banged plenty of chicks raw dog while they were mid flow and I'm not a lapdog.

[soup]

BTW the best way to remove blood from your sheets is Hydrogen Pyroxide. It's like magic, but you have to get it when it's a few hours fresh.

Even cold water works really well. It's like one of those magic-shammy ads.