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Mom Calls Cops After Discovering Son, 15, Was Watching Porn
08-08-2014, 10:33 AM
What the juddering fuck?
Do American cops respond to stuff like this? I think the 999 (911 in the UK) operators would just laugh and tell her to go away here.
This woman needs her head looking at.
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08-08-2014, 10:35 AM
Traditionally the family has been the smallest level of government, with the father being the king of his castle.
As that breaks down, it only makes logical sense that parents at their wits ends will call the real authority figures for household things like this.
"Hello 911? There is a HUGE cockroach in my kitchen!!! Come quick its soooo gross!"
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08-08-2014, 10:36 AM
I can't help but quote Captain Capitalusm on this one... "The father could not be reached for comment."
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08-08-2014, 10:44 AM
Sooooooooo....if you act like a boy, your own mom calls the cops on you. That will build healthy men, for sure.
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08-08-2014, 12:29 PM
This is why single moms should be shunned by society. They are fucking dysfunctional!
That boy has been severely fucked up by her poor parenting both emotionally and sexually.
He's been taught to be ashamed of his sexuality so at best he'll be a massive beta wimp and at worst his fucked up sexuality could turn him into a paedophile or a even a rapist
This is why we should #SayNOtoSingleMotherhood
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08-08-2014, 12:47 PM
DVD? Or on tv? Stupid mom allows teenage son access to porn and expects him not to look at it. Maybe cancel those channels you dumb fuck.
Stupid government allows access to free food and shelter and expects poor people will dig themselves out of poverty. I don't know why I always take anecdotes and find ways they apply to our government, but I do.
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08-08-2014, 12:47 PM
And people wonder why the cost of everything is going up. When fuckheads like this woman call 911 for frivolous reasons, the municipality is billed a huge amount for it.
But in her single mother mind, it's all good, right? 911 is there for her to be her surrogate parent. The government is now daddy.
So, whereas in the old days, it was: go to your room, Junior, and wait till your father gets home. Now its:
Just wait till 911 arrives, young man!
She should be forced to pay the $1500 it cost the city to send patrol car or ambulance to her house.
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08-08-2014, 01:00 PM
The last thing you want to do as a parent is to make your teenage son fell badly about his curiousity towards women and sex. I feel sorry for this kid as he has an idiot for a mother
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08-08-2014, 01:04 PM
You should be fined for pulling shit like this.
Also, why bother calling the cops, if anything they'll make shit worse for you.
I remember my mother saying I had "mental problems" "behavior problems" because.....I was acting out my male teenage hormones by hanging out with girls, having some of them at my house, staying out after dark, and not conforming to her "religious views".
This mother in the story totally reminds me of her.
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Mom Calls Cops After Discovering Son, 15, Was Watching Porn
08-08-2014, 01:39 PM
Quote: (08-08-2014 12:47 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:
And people wonder why the cost of everything is going up. When fuckheads like this woman call 911 for frivolous reasons, the municipality is billed a huge amount for it.
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She should be forced to pay the $1500 it cost the city to send patrol car or ambulance to her house.
I'm actually curious about this: does the city pay for each instance of use of emergency services? I always figured maintaining a police force or fire department is a fixed cost. You have to pay for facilities and personnel whether you use them or not, with the caveat that heavier usage of equipment leads to more money spent of replacements etc but this would be a minor cost differential.
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08-08-2014, 03:46 PM
What a great way to make your son associate sex with shame and fear for the rest of his life.
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Mom Calls Cops After Discovering Son, 15, Was Watching Porn
08-08-2014, 03:50 PM
Perhaps she chopped off her brain when she chopped off her hair?
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08-09-2014, 11:29 AM
Im 15.
Forgot VHS tape on living room tv.
Little sister turned it on and 2 yo sister saw a tit.
Mom called cops.
Got arrested for "exposing children to pornographic images"
Got in the sex offender registry.
Cant get a job at 40.
Have to walk around my street knocking doors telling people that im a sex offender.
Because I watched porn.
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08-09-2014, 11:46 AM
Quote: (08-09-2014 11:29 AM)germanico Wrote:
Im 15.
Forgot VHS tape on living room tv.
Little sister turned it on and 2 yo sister saw a tit.
Mom called cops.
Got arrested for "exposing children to pornographic images"
Got in the sex offender registry.
Cant get a job at 40.
Have to walk around my street knocking doors telling people that im a sex offender.
Because I watched porn.
F'ing A. Great post.
same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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08-09-2014, 12:01 PM
And everyone I know wonders why I want to leave the United States for Asia or Eastern Europe. The links to police brutality examples and this article are damned good enough reasons at least other countries are honest about their overbearing police state.
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08-09-2014, 12:30 PM
Someone needs to call the cops on that mom.