So I walk outside of Trader Joes (God's gift to bachelors) and some hispanic lady with 3 kids in tow comes up to me and starts speaking Espanol to me in this barely audible tone pointing at her sign. In English it says something along the lines of "I have three children and we have no home". I glance down at the 3 chubby kids, one has a the perfect booger stuck in his nose
Me:I just spent money on Peche Lambic Beer, that shit's like 10 bucks a bottle
Her: No Engles', Por favor *points at the effin sign*
Me: You know, it's from Belgium, so I'd rather buy as much of that with my spare change as possible. No Gracias
Her: *gives me sneer* and starts walking to the next person unloading their groceries
I should have told her there's a point of diminishing returns with welfare, if she was smart she grab all her friends kids and babysit them and claim they're hers while she panhandles then she'd be collecting welfare, babysitting money, AND whatever change she could muster. This shit never ends...
In a related story I have this bikini contest winner coming over for dinner, I'm going to apply what I can from Tuth's 1st date recipe. The crazy thing is that we haven't hung out since I met her for 15 minutes. What sucks though is that she isn't drinking right now because she's getting ready for a "competition". Whatever, I'll report back....
Me:I just spent money on Peche Lambic Beer, that shit's like 10 bucks a bottle
Her: No Engles', Por favor *points at the effin sign*
Me: You know, it's from Belgium, so I'd rather buy as much of that with my spare change as possible. No Gracias
Her: *gives me sneer* and starts walking to the next person unloading their groceries
I should have told her there's a point of diminishing returns with welfare, if she was smart she grab all her friends kids and babysit them and claim they're hers while she panhandles then she'd be collecting welfare, babysitting money, AND whatever change she could muster. This shit never ends...
In a related story I have this bikini contest winner coming over for dinner, I'm going to apply what I can from Tuth's 1st date recipe. The crazy thing is that we haven't hung out since I met her for 15 minutes. What sucks though is that she isn't drinking right now because she's getting ready for a "competition". Whatever, I'll report back....