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Biggest Ass in Brazil
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Biggest Ass in Brazil

http://www.vice.com/vice-meets/the-bigge...-in-brazil


Just watched this.
It's beyond what I like .
She walks and looks and sounds like a man.Not attractive for me.
But,she seems popular in Brazil,but is that novelty value?

She's nowhere near my ideal of an linda Brasiliera or Latina.

It's interesting how they talk about class here and how all men like her, but High Society Brasilieras don't like her style or muita grande bumbum.
I think they're right ,there's not much elegant about her.

My ex was solid middle class Brazil,and having a cute shapely ass was important to her and a strong part of her idea of her sexuality as an attractive woman,and it is for most Brasilieras I think ,more than big breasts.

But whenever we watched one of those TV shows with the dancing girls she would say "Meu Deus,Bunda Enorme!" [Image: smile.gif]
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That girls looks just plain nasty to me (in a bad way) - her back and arms makes her look like Triple H, and her huge (nasty) ass makes it look like she is morbidly obese. In other words, she is not proportionate or in tune with the rest of her body, making her look like a freak show. When she walks, she probably gets skin burns from her legs/ass cheeks rubbing each other all day!

But hey, let's not hate - she found a gimmick that rakes in Brazilian Reais $$$, and she is milking it as much as she can - you go girl! Just don't go towards me [Image: lol.gif]


Mixx
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say whatcha will.... but i would smash

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Cr33pin' that girl you posted is fuckable, notice her ass is huge, but it is proportionate to her back and arms, legs and does not make her look like a man on estrogen shots to become female.

Imagine fucking that Brazilian girl doggy style? You'd think you are fucking a male transgender wrestler......BARF!!


MIxx
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Quote: (01-06-2012 10:54 AM)Pilgrim37 Wrote:  

http://www.vice.com/vice-meets/the-bigge...-in-brazil

She's nowhere near my ideal of an linda Brasiliera or Latina.

It's interesting how they talk about class here and how all men like her, but High Society Brasilieras don't like her style or muita grande bumbum.
I think they're right ,there's not much elegant about her.

If I'm ever winging any of you guys and we run across a chick like that next to a bunch of Adrian Lima's, i'll gladly take one for the team....
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Quote: (01-06-2012 12:11 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

Quote: (01-06-2012 10:54 AM)Pilgrim37 Wrote:  

http://www.vice.com/vice-meets/the-bigge...-in-brazil

She's nowhere near my ideal of an linda Brasiliera or Latina.

It's interesting how they talk about class here and how all men like her, but High Society Brasilieras don't like her style or muita grande bumbum.
I think they're right ,there's not much elegant about her.

If I'm ever winging any of you guys and we run across a chick like that next to a bunch of Adrian Lima's, i'll gladly take one for the team....

You're welcome to her Archie [Image: smile.gif] I'll take Miss Lima's more modest offerings any day!
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Quote: (01-06-2012 12:11 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

If I'm ever winging any of you guys and we run across a chick like that next to a bunch of Adrian Lima's, i'll gladly take one for the team....

this.
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Quote: (01-06-2012 11:24 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Cr33pin' that girl you posted is fuckable, notice her ass is huge, but it is proportionate to her back and arms, legs and does not make her look like a man on estrogen shots to become female.

Imagine fucking that Brazilian girl doggy style? You'd think you are fucking a male transgender wrestler......BARF!!


MIxx

It's the same chick. Just a better angle. I've seen her before this video, and I think she's bulked up since then. I don't mind thick ass legs and ass as long as it's not outrageously out of proportion, but her arms, back, and shoulders are just too much.
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That chick in the vid is a nice, solid, thick girl. Her proportions aren't outrageous, and she works to stay smooth and solid. I'd hit her over a thinner girl, no doubt. If she had lean cuts, like a bodybuilder, she wouldn't be as attractive to me, but her body has soft curves, and I think she's very pretty. Granted, if she stops hitting the gym, that could turn nasty. But for now, she's damn sexy.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#10

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Shit, that's Andressa Soares right?

I'd hit that until the day I'm pushing up daisies.
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Even though she's a celebrity, she takes great care of her outward appearance like most Brazilian girls, even getting her ass buffed by a special machine and injected by medical gas. I do wish Brazilian girls would be thinner, but like the video shows, Brazilian guys don't mind thickness. Unfortunately, Brazilian culture is a great candidate for a massive obesity epidemic since there is no fattie shaming. If you've been there, you'll notice that the guys go for absolutely anything.

When she bent over with her ass showing at 14:34, I decided that I would hit if given the opportunity.
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Quote: (01-06-2012 01:19 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

That chick in the vid is a nice, solid, thick girl. Her proportions aren't outrageous, and she works to stay smooth and solid. I'd hit her over a thinner girl, no doubt. If she had lean cuts, like a bodybuilder, she wouldn't be as attractive to me, but her body has soft curves, and I think she's very pretty. Granted, if she stops hitting the gym, that could turn nasty. But for now, she's damn sexy.

She's not my cup of tea, but I see what you mean about her working hard to maintain her figure. That's a fundamental difference between Brazilian girls who are thick and similarly situated girls in the US. An American chick would likely let that go sooner than later.
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The only question for me is "what do a bury in her ass first, my dick or my face?"

Seriously, I would smash that all year long.
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P.S. In the video she said her current hip measurement is 117 cm. For us Americans, that translates to 46 inch hips!


GOD DAMN!!

Smash it all year long.
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hahha the famous Mulher Melancia (Watermelon woman -there are some funk dancers who have fruit nicknames)..she's not my style at all (too fat), but I would hit it just to see how it is...rs

Chicks need to be on rotation like a Netflix queue
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Quote: (01-06-2012 01:57 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Even though she's a celebrity, she takes great care of her outward appearance like most Brazilian girls, even getting her ass buffed by a special machine and injected by medical gas. I do wish Brazilian girls would be thinner, but like the video shows, Brazilian guys don't mind thickness. Unfortunately, Brazilian culture is a great candidate for a massive obesity epidemic since there is no fattie shaming. If you've been there, you'll notice that the guys go for absolutely anything.

When she bent over with her ass showing at 14:34, I decided that I would hit if given the opportunity.

Sub-Celebrity,low class hooker. She got famous for dancing a dirty funk song

I partially agree with Roosh, lots of Brazilians don't mind thickness , but I don't think that Brazilian girls(at list the young ones 18-30) will lose the battle to obesity in the long run.
The Telenovelas are where most girls look for role models of body and behaviour,which differ from this woman's type(more appealing to low-income classes).Also fat girls are usually bullied a lot in School/College , also being ditched in the br job market .So the pressure to stay an shape is huge.

Physical beauty(specially for women) is just high valued on our society, some often say that it is too much valued, what can be bad because other things such as education and honesty are not on the same rank as beauty.e
I would say that in Brazil, 90% of the young/teenage girls want to be models/actresses/dancers as most of the male kids want to be soccer players/fighters etc.

I'm not sure off course, but I believe that this cultural pressure will prevent this from happening. At least I hope so, I don't want to see a decrease of quality in my backyard lol

Chicks need to be on rotation like a Netflix queue
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Quote: (01-06-2012 03:02 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  

Physical beauty(specially for women) is just high valued on our society, some often say that it is too much valued, what can be bad because other things such as education and honesty are not on the same rank as beauty.

I think that's good! This is why Brazil has NO DEBT, and has the best economy of South/Central America right now!

Brazilians keep their bitches in check! The men make sure the country moves forward!

Well done caras!


Mixx
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Quote: (01-06-2012 03:02 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  

Physical beauty(specially for women) is just high valued on our society, some often say that it is too much valued, what can be bad because other things such as education and honesty are not on the same rank as beauty.e
I would say that in Brazil, 90% of the young/teenage girls want to be models/actresses/dancers as most of the male kids want to be soccer players/fighters etc.

I'm not sure off course, but I believe that this cultural pressure will prevent this from happening. At least I hope so, I don't want to see a decrease of quality in my backyard lol

Policymakers are going to have to work really hard to re-engineer "the dream of society" in Brasil. When you look at the BRIC economies, and the next 11 emerging ones, Brazil is the major one that lags behind in education. It hasn't irreparably slowed the country down yet, thanks to a minerals boom and the discovery of potentially vast amounts of oil off the coast of Rio de Janeiro, but at some point Brasil's promise will be severely limited by this stark reality if it doesn't invest heavily in education and training. It simply won't have enough educated and skilled workers to compete in an intensely competitive and globally engaged world economy. You're starting to see a lot of programs being introduced to bring up children of the many, many poor families up to speed so that they can increase their international performance benchmarks in education and acquire the necessary skills to support the nation's economy in the future. They've got to really step it up while they have the opportunity to now, before it's too late.
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[Image: lol.gif]

Brazil is now exporting its "fruit women"!

God bless our national culture...

And I'm not sure if she is "fat" fat, there are quite a few of these girls that go into crazy diets and "pump up" on the gym, resulting in these strong-built bodies... you can tell she works out a lot, she has strong arms and legs. Not my body type though.
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All the guys who wouldn't smash a girl like that that, god bless you because thats more for me. Dip me in cerveza and throw me at the Latinas!

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Quote: (01-06-2012 06:28 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

All the guys who wouldn't smash a girl like that that, god bless you because thats more for me. Dip me in cerveza and throw me at the Latinas!

That's the truth right there. I love gaming with guys into petite chicks. The last time I was in Medellin I was gaming chicks with this other American and he ONLY wanted short petite chicks (he was pretty short himself). I, on the other hand, went after the Amazons with huge tits and big asses. EVERYBODY WINS!
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I wish she had a watermelon to compare to her ass.
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Quote: (01-06-2012 11:21 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

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say whatcha will.... but i would smash

Come on guys...

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id fuck that girl, but it is a bit much. an the verge of being fat imo.

she looked alot better when she first started out imo and wast so big.
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Generally, warm weather/beach cultures, where people are out and dressed for warm weather or in bikinis, are competitive in terms of looking good. Most chicks that don't feel they can compete stay covered up. I love that Brazilian culture prizes not FAT, but curves. I think as long as their society doesn't become overrun by fast food culture, the obesity epidemic won't hit them the way it has other countries.

I've never heard about those sub-cutaneous gas injections before. I've seen the anti-cellulite treatments, and the electro-simulation of muscles (of course, here it's sold as a way to build muscle without actually exercising...LAZY). Another thing I saw girls doing down there is bleaching their body hair. On the beach, this guy was spreading this white cream on chicks, then rinsing it off a few minutes later - it was a bleaching cream, because I guess they don't like to shave. He was rubbing it on their titties too - I want HIS job!

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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