[Leonard D Neubache]

No, but really, it's time for some serious solutions.



This collar can deliver a humanely powered shock at the press of a remote button. It isn't limited merely to stopping her farts. You can use it to correct any sort of bad behaviour.

The key to successful outcomes with this kind of training is consistency. Moreover you have to be swift in the execution of its use. If you "correct" her too long after the offending action then she will become confused, being uncertain of precisely what she's being disciplined for.

Of course like most red-pilled solutions to everyday problems this might raise a few eyebrows beyond the confines of your home. In those circumstances a heavy scarf should suffice, or you can instead fasten it to the inside of her thigh and instruct her to wear a suitable dress.

[Fortis]

You know shit has gotten real when roosh steps into a thread and uses a gif of himself to imply suspicion.

[MdWanderer]

(09-29-2016 03:13 PM)sleeper Wrote:  

She's a strange case.

She has a tomboy personality but likes to dress really feminine (sun dresses, lip gloss & all that)

Curses like a sailor too. She's hot though so I put up with it. I managed to snag a legit 8 in a pussy hell like Toronto.

I guess that explains the crass behavior. I'm pretty sure you will hear her fart once in a while, no matter how feminine she is, but that fact that she finds it funny and makes a big deal about it like a five year old is a bad sign.

In my world, i'll take a 7 with class over an 8 without one.

[AneroidOcean]

(09-29-2016 01:30 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Tell her it's gross and it's not funny. Who gives a fuck if she thinks you're an asshole.

You've only dated her for a month - not a big loss.

Or just unload a massive fart in her face and tell her that's what she'll get every time she farts.

Hahaha. I was thinking he should fart directly on her and then busted up reading the last line. This guy is a troll but I dated a girl once (who would never ever fart in my presence) who thought it was absolutely hilarious if I farted on her. I'm talking giggle turning into full on laughter. The biggest silly grin and you wouldn't even expect it at all. Blew my mind.

She also loved when I tried to puff out my stomach like a little pot belly . She liked to pat it like a drum. She also never wanted to take her bra off despite having perfectly normal (albeit small) breasts. Strange girl, but I can't say I didn't enjoy ripping a good fart on her from time to time to surprise her and laugh at her rolling around giggling like crazy.

For the record I do not like it at all when girls fart or burp in my presence. I do not hold myself to the same but I do make some effort to not just rip away around others in general.

And that's enough internet for me

[Tex Cruise]

I had an LTR whose idea of comedy was farts, people tripping over, and ow my balls.
I don't remember, but I must have made it very clear early on that I do not consider these things funny, as in the 18 odd years I've known her (including years of living together) I've never heard her fart even once... even though she cracked up laughing every time I did or somebody on tv did.

I didn't know what frame was at the time, but I guess that was setting it.

[Crisp]

(09-30-2016 01:30 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

You know shit has gotten real when roosh steps into a thread and uses a gif of himself to imply suspicion.

Yeah, something stinks here and it isn't just the farts.

[Easy_C]

(09-29-2016 12:35 PM)sleeper Wrote:  

She thinks it's funny.

How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?

The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.

Fart back.