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Girlfriend Thinks It's Acceptable To Casually Fart In My Presence
09-29-2016, 12:35 PM
She thinks it's funny.
How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?
The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.
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09-29-2016, 12:39 PM
My question would be if she's already doing that after a month, what other nasty traits is she going to display as your relationship deepens?
I'd just go no contact until she asks what's up, then tell her.
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09-29-2016, 12:45 PM
Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"
All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.
Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)
If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.
You know your options.
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09-29-2016, 01:30 PM
Tell her it's gross and it's not funny. Who gives a fuck if she thinks you're an asshole.
You've only dated her for a month - not a big loss.
Or just unload a massive fart in her face and tell her that's what she'll get every time she farts.
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09-29-2016, 01:33 PM
I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.
We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies. For those who prefer a muted version, just ask her to spread her ass cheeks to produce a wind-only hiss.
Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.
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09-29-2016, 01:35 PM
Sounds like this is one "shit-test" that you're failing.
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09-29-2016, 01:43 PM
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09-29-2016, 02:36 PM
I thought the adjective "casual" was only used in front of terms like:
Sexism
Racism
Homophobia
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09-29-2016, 02:55 PM
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09-29-2016, 03:13 PM
Quote: (09-29-2016 12:45 PM)UlteriorMotive Wrote:
Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"
All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.
Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)
If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.
You know your options.
She's a strange case.
She has a tomboy personality but likes to dress really feminine (sun dresses, lip gloss & all that)
Curses like a sailor too. She's hot though so I put up with it. I managed to snag a legit 8 in a pussy hell like Toronto.
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09-29-2016, 03:24 PM
I had a chick over last night. While I was at the bathroom sink she pulled down her panties and sat on the toilet. I told her that if she pissed with me standing there I would put her out. I proceeded to tell her that this is a level of comfort that I never want a woman to have around me. Needless to see she didn't piss in front of me.
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09-29-2016, 03:35 PM
Is she French?
When she does it, does she state "I fart in your general direction"
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09-29-2016, 03:40 PM
My LTR is a tomboy too, but she doesn't fart or belch or curse.
I do however unload a truckload of gas while sleeping if I ate spicy food that day.
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09-29-2016, 03:40 PM
I think the only women I have ever heard fart have been my family.
I have smelled women's farts, but I only knew it was them when they went very red in the face while I wrinkled my nose in confusion.
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09-29-2016, 03:55 PM
As someone who finds it extremely hard to stop a fart or burp from occurring, I have a lot of tolerance for girls doing the same. It's not like it's intentional, after all.
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09-29-2016, 04:03 PM
Savagely fuck the third hole. If you do a good enough job you'll never hear another noise.
C'mon sleeper, be a problem solver.
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09-29-2016, 08:09 PM
It's no big deal. Tomorrow she'll be refusing to shave her legs and pits.
By this time next week you'll be taking it in the ass with a strap-on.
But hey, it's [current year]. You gotta be open minded, right?
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