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The 3 man plan
01-05-2012, 09:40 AM
So I'm driving in to work today and listening to Z100 on the radio.
A woman calls in to discuss relationships and she says she follows
the 3 man plan.
She keeps one man around for talking to about her problems.
She keeps a second man around to take her out to clubs and dinners.
She keeps a third man around just for sex.
I think this pretty much defines the motives of American women.
The question you have to ask yourself is...
Which category do I fall into?
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01-08-2012, 03:09 AM
The first two categories overlap significantly.
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01-08-2012, 12:33 PM
Quote: (01-08-2012 03:09 AM)P Dog Wrote:
The first two categories overlap significantly.
Not really:
1. He is the white knight/gay boyfriend. Probably a guy at work she can comfort with
2. Beta. He is the fool who asked her out and won't get laid until 10 dinner dates.
3. Fuckbuddy. Don't have to explain. Probably a bad boy too.
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01-08-2012, 10:05 PM
It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.
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The 3 man plan
01-08-2012, 10:49 PM
Quote: (01-08-2012 10:05 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:
It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.
Its funny how many guys still think women are delicate little creatures that deserve to be treated like a queen. Poor suckers get their hearts broken over and over yet continue to wine and dine these sluts. I used to think every guy had the chance to becoe a playa, but I've found that we will always be a tiny minority.
Parlay - I hope everyone on here falls into number 3.
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01-10-2012, 02:33 PM
Quote: (01-08-2012 10:49 PM)houston Wrote:
Quote: (01-08-2012 10:05 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:
It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.
Its funny how many guys still think women are delicate little creatures that deserve to be treated like a queen. Poor suckers get their hearts broken over and over yet continue to wine and dine these sluts. I used to think every guy had the chance to becoe a playa, but I've found that we will always be a tiny minority.
Parlay - I hope everyone on here falls into number 3.
I say you can treat her like a Queen.. only if she treats you like a King. Mutual Appreciation.. Not one way pleasing.
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01-11-2012, 02:09 AM
The only funny female stand up comedian I've ever heard, Lisa Lampanelli, put it this way:
"I want three guys. A white guy to give me money and pay the bills, a Mexican guy to take care of the house and the yard, and a black guy to fuck me."
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01-12-2012, 05:03 PM
"The thing that always gets me is that they always want to turn #3 into 1 and 2. What's the deal with that?"
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If a chick is fucking you somewhat regularly, she's seeing you as a potential boyfriend, or at least wondering what it would be like. No matter what you're giving them, they're thinking "what more can I get from him?"
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01-12-2012, 06:28 PM
Women also play coy about this. I had this discussion years ago with some women in my circle. I told them some of those male "friends" they have are just guys hanging around hoping to get a shot at the full-time job. "That's HORRIBLE!" they replied, but they know damn well that's why they have them on the hook, dangling themselves out there to keep him around for their own purposes. Male buddies usually get ZERO from the relationship, and they'll usually try to cock-block you off of their friends. That's when you REALLY know you're just a chump, when you're a nice guy/shoulder to cry on, yet somehow not nice enough to fuck her friends.
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