[Joe]

There is this travel website my friend emailed me....it advertises an awesome, all expense paid (after you fork over a couple grand) weekend in the Dominican Republic. You stay in a private hotel with bells and whistles and a bunch of other cool shit. And apparently you are accompanied by super-hot-slutty Russians (and other chicks from shitty countries) 24/7 and they are basically your sexual slaves. I didn't really look into it that much because it seemed bogus and ridiculous.

I don't have anything against hookers but I've just never met/seen one worth paying her asking price. But if I DID want to buy some hoe's...this vacation idea sounds great. Imagine getting head on the ninth hole of a tropical resort golf course after just sinking a put... that sounds like fun...

But then I was thinking it sounds too good to be true...and then I was thinking they could just lure you in with some 18 year old nubile prostitute and then take your money, kill you, and sell your liver on the black market...

Any thoughts or knowledge of this outfit??

[Mezambo]

Hey I'd like to see that website, can you post the URL?

Mezambo

[Roosh]

I haven't heard of this company but sounds like a sex vacation.

Now if sex is your only goal of travel, and not to get away, experience other cultures, or whatever, then I'm pretty sure you can get a local escort from whatever country you want and in the end it will be cheaper.

[Joe]

http://oxygenretreat.com/

Looks like a wild time.

[speakeasy]

There's similar stuff in Costa Rica I hear as well, and probably Cuba too. I've never heard any travel warnings about sex tourist resorts. Just make sure you aren't with any underage girls, because if you get thrown in the slammer in a 3rd world country, it's the last you'll be heard from for quite some time. Personally, I have issues with prostitution. If I'm going to be with a woman, it's hard for me to enjoy it knowing that the prostitute could give a damn about me beyond me paying her for the act. Too unnatural. But to each his own.

[Roosh]

Do the math..

5 days, 4 nights = $3795

That's $950 a night in DR, which would run you $100-200 if you paid for nice lodgings and food on your own. That means you are paying a $700 premium whore add-on fee PER DAY, or $3000 to bang prostitutes. Again, for 3000 imagine all the whores you could bang in the u.s. Or get just a bit of game and go to brazil and bang girls for free. I can't advise for such a vacation to my readers.

[Dman]

American money goes a long way in a lot of poor countries

I'm sure a guy called "Elvis the King" was promoting something similar, but less blatantly prostitution etc

anyway, seems like complete waste of money to me regardless

[BudgetGlobetrotting]

Yeah, I looked into those resorts since I wasn't aware they even existed. $3000 for girls is unreal. If you're set on exploiting women go to Bangkok or something. Or, like Roosh said, just don't pay and actually try to meet girls normally.

[Joe]

(08-13-2008 05:00 PM)BudgetGlobetrotting Wrote:  

Yeah, I looked into those resorts since I wasn't aware they even existed. $3000 for girls is unreal. If you're set on exploiting women go to Bangkok or something. Or, like Roosh said, just don't pay and actually try to meet girls normally.

Haha. I had the same reaction, like, "wait, is this for real?" My buddy was totally stoked on the idea and the rest of us were like, "dude, think this over" It sounded like a storyline for Touristas 2 to me.

Regardless, I'd love to get a BJ while golfing on a tropical island...if my game isn't tight enough to get it by the time I'm forty, I'm shelling out the money to live my fantasy