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11-18-2011, 02:27 AM
I feel disgusting. I picked a girl up earlier that I hooked up with on an online site. She had a cute face and said she was average when I asked how her body was. Tjis bitch tricked me real good with her picture messages. She hid her fatness and I can usually tell.
I picked her up after work and couldn't really see when she was walking to my car because of the dark tint. She got in and I could see the stomach roll and fat arms clearly. Not jabba the hut huge but there's no way in hell id be seen in public with this beast. I thought about it for a second and told myself its been a long week. I attempted to fuck her but couldn't keep it up lol I can tell she got sad. She sucked me up and I busted on her face.
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11-18-2011, 12:06 PM
Quote: (11-18-2011 11:55 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (11-18-2011 02:27 AM)houston Wrote:
I feel disgusting. I picked a girl up earlier that I hooked up with on an online site. She had a cute face and said she was average when I asked how her body was. Tjis bitch tricked me real good with her picture messages. She hid her fatness and I can usually tell.
I picked her up after work and couldn't really see when she was walking to my car because of the dark tint. She got in and I could see the stomach roll and fat arms clearly. Not jabba the hut huge but there's no way in hell id be seen in public with this beast. I thought about it for a second and told myself its been a long week. I attempted to fuck her but couldn't keep it up lol I can tell she got sad. She sucked me up and I busted on her face.
Do you think fat chicks give the best head since they have something to prove? She must have did something right for you to bust in her face. They seem to take well to experimentation.
Houston, did you close your eyes and fantasize about someone else while she was on the knob? Or were her skills just that incredible that you shot a gooey rope onto her grille?
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Fat Chicks
11-18-2011, 12:12 PM
Goddammit, the memegenerator link is broken. I hate missing out on fattie shaming.
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Fat Chicks
11-18-2011, 05:43 PM
She sucked my dick real good. I even fucked her mouth porno style. I had to think of someone else to finish up though.
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Fat Chicks
11-19-2011, 02:02 PM
No I wouldn't even let her in my car again. You know how girls rest their arms on your legs when sucking your dick? Her manly arms started hurting my legs when she did that
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11-19-2011, 02:42 PM
I hate fat chicks, they are disgusting, they need to have some disipline and workout. I dont think the fat chicks actually think they are hot but just like to cockblock and act like they are hot because they know nothing is going for them.
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11-20-2011, 02:09 AM
Quote: (11-20-2011 01:39 AM)YoungGunner Wrote:
watch this without vomiting. Shows you the type of people major networks like TLC cater to:
http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/big-sexy-videos/
Fat girls stripping man, I thought they'd break the pole.
30 seconds was all I could take. Disgusting.
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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11-20-2011, 11:16 AM
You know if you could promote more low carb and paleo diets to these fatties, you might make a bigger difference than shaming them. Maybe act like your going to give them a phone number, but give them a paleo website address!
Sometimes they don't know how to lose the weight. Its not easy if you have been fat for awhile since your body tends to lbe used to being fat. Also if you lose weight too quickly you get the nasty loose skin effect. She will be thing, but have skin flapping around. If she has the skin removed, and at some point you want to have kids, you can't since the skins is then fucked up.
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11-20-2011, 01:41 PM
If you dont look in the mirror and want to lose weight, you never will, and thats the problem with most fatties.
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11-21-2011, 10:05 PM
Quote: (11-21-2011 08:23 PM)jariel Wrote:
Quote: (11-21-2011 08:01 PM)_DC_ Wrote:
This may be worse than the other "famous" photo:
![[Image: 48058671b0464737440a6841c1381cd2.jpg]](http://www.damnlol.com/i/48058671b0464737440a6841c1381cd2.jpg)
Damn, that is fuckin hilarious.
Dude must be CRAZY drunk, but this is about as far as you SHOULD go with a fattie if you must (other than blowjobs in the car or someplace where no one will see you - but not your crib). Tongue 'em down and play with the titties, because you really don't want them to take their clothes off. The weird thing I've found with a lot of fatties is that they DON'T really have big titties, at least not proportionate to the rest of them. This one in the picture looks like her's are small, but she has that big gut spilling over her jeans.
Notice the other dude is palming his girl's ass...
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