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#51

Fat Chicks

Here it is. Coming to a facebook page near you...
I'm not hot or gorgeous, I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if i love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, put this on your status if your proud of who you are!!
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#52

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:13 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here it is. Coming to a facebook page near you...
I'm not hot or gorgeous, I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if i love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, put this on your status if your proud of who you are!!

You go without long-term commitment!

And you clearly care.
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#53

Fat Chicks

I can't stand shit like that mech.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#54

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?
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#55

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:13 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here it is. Coming to a facebook page near you...
I'm not hot or gorgeous, I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if i love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, put this on your status if your proud of who you are!!

I'm not friends with fat chicks on facebook for that reason.
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#56

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

write something a beta-orbiter/feminist herb would say, or something one of her girlfriends would say. then once everyone likes your status and all of the orbiters comment comment once more making fun of everyone and call her fat.
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#57

Fat Chicks

Tell her Ben and Jerry are horrible friends.
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#58

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Quote: (11-08-2011 10:13 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here it is. Coming to a facebook page near you...
I'm not hot or gorgeous, I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if i love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, put this on your status if your proud of who you are!!

Haha man, clearly you've gone Fishing a lot.
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#59

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'll let you know if I come up with something witty.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#60

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 02:37 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'll let you know if I come up with something witty.
I left...*Fail*

I torture people on there non-stop....One was my cousin and she called my Mom to complain. lol
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#61

Fat Chicks

My grandparents, cousins, parents, sister are all on my facebook... I can't get away with that shit without jacking my privacy settings up on all of them. Not worth the effort, I just stay off.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#62

Fat Chicks

A chick I was tight with in high school, who's about 40 pounds heavier now, posts this kind of stuff on FB. I simply don't comment, like, or otherwise acknowledge. I don't want to insult her, but I don't want to encourage this kind of thinking either. Since they either can't or won't do anything about their slovenly ways, they've decided to take the easy way out and embrace it. FUCK THAT.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#63

Fat Chicks

Link to a nearby gym's website.
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#64

Fat Chicks

Here's another status from a fatty.................

"fella"s if you want your girl to remain an angel...create a heaven for her.!!"
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#65

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yesterday i was in the grocery store and saw an obese mexican teenager walking around the store with her mom. the girl was shuffling her feet like a sloth, head tilted back, with a big clear plastic tub half-full of some mayonaise noodle slop...jiggling the contents of the tub into her mouth as she slowly walked around. it was the 1lb clear huge cup that you would get in the deli section, and she had polished off at least half of it.

it was insane. she took a breath, lowered the tub and saw me staring at her. i looked right at her, she at me, and she just lifted the cup of mayo back to her face, tilted her head back and continued to slowly walk down the aisles of the grocery store, ever so gently wiggling her paws to drop the mayo goodness down her throat.

ridiculous!!!
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#66

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'm an asshole and girls love me. I'm in shape and strive to look my best. I eat gourmet food, I go to the gym and I dress sharp. I'm driven, focused and comfortable in my own skin. If you won't change I'll find someone who's actually hot to lavish my attention on. Guys, put this on your status if you're proud of only dating young, feminine girls who have their shit together!

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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#67

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Quote: (11-08-2011 06:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'm an asshole and girls love me. I'm in shape and strive to look my best. I eat gourmet food, I go to the gym and I dress well. I'm driven, focused and comfortable in my own skin. If you won't change I'll find someone who's actually hot to lavish my attention on. Guys, put this on your status if you're proud of only dating young, feminine girls who have their shit together!

This is beautiful...I'd be curious as to what kind of comments chicks would make if someone posted this. Since women take just about any comment and reflect it back on themselves (even if it isn't directed at them), you know they'll take it personally and spit venom.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#68

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Quote: (11-08-2011 06:22 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 06:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'm an asshole and girls love me. I'm in shape and strive to look my best. I eat gourmet food, I go to the gym and I dress well. I'm driven, focused and comfortable in my own skin. If you won't change I'll find someone who's actually hot to lavish my attention on. Guys, put this on your status if you're proud of only dating young, feminine girls who have their shit together!

This is beautiful...I'd be curious as to what kind of comments chicks would make if someone posted this. Since women take just about any comment and reflect it back on themselves (even if it isn't directed at them), you know they'll take it personally and spit venom.

Posting now. Have to edit for language (parents, younger cousins, etc).

Will post results.
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#69

Fat Chicks

I like this. I'd just add these 2 words to your awesome status update:
"slim and beautiful" between young and feminine.

Quote: (11-08-2011 06:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'm an asshole and girls love me. I'm in shape and strive to look my best. I eat gourmet food, I go to the gym and I dress sharp. I'm driven, focused and comfortable in my own skin. If you won't change I'll find someone who's actually hot to lavish my attention on. Guys, put this on your status if you're proud of only dating young, feminine girls who have their shit together!
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#70

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 05:47 PM)stoney Wrote:  

yesterday i was in the grocery store and saw an obese mexican teenager walking around the store with her mom. the girl was shuffling her feet like a sloth, head tilted back, with a big clear plastic tub half-full of some mayonaise noodle slop...jiggling the contents of the tub into her mouth as she slowly walked around. it was the 1lb clear huge cup that you would get in the deli section, and she had polished off at least half of it.

it was insane. she took a breath, lowered the tub and saw me staring at her. i looked right at her, she at me, and she just lifted the cup of mayo back to her face, tilted her head back and continued to slowly walk down the aisles of the grocery store, ever so gently wiggling her paws to drop the mayo goodness down her throat.

ridiculous!!!

Lol gmac brilliant status, but I don't know if I have the balls to post it!
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#71

Fat Chicks

Quote: (11-08-2011 06:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (11-08-2011 10:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I can't stand shit like that mech.
Ok. So I've seen this three times this morning...What should I leave for a comment?

I'm an asshole and girls love me. I'm in shape and strive to look my best. I eat gourmet food, I go to the gym and I dress sharp. I'm driven, focused and comfortable in my own skin. If you won't change I'll find someone who's actually hot to lavish my attention on. Guys, put this on your status if you're proud of only dating young, feminine girls who have their shit together!

You're my hero! Now I just have to gather the balls to post this...

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#72

Fat Chicks

Who would hit this?

[Image: tumblr_lucvc0NfED1r5j5x0o1_400.jpg]

There are dudes who would MARRY this.
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#73

Fat Chicks

Is that one of those Miami Russian pawgs?
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#74

Fat Chicks

I'd hit it.

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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#75

Fat Chicks

Take that down before Moma gets wind...his heart can only take so much.
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