Lately, I've had this bad habit of telling tall tales (lying) to girls I meet in bars, just for fun. If a girl tells me she's actually 20 and snuck in the bar, I tell her I'm 19, and didn't need to sneak in. If she asks about where I live, I tell her the truth first (I live in a farm town) and then make a joke about having chickens in my backyard (another stupid lie).
Lately, I've also been lying about my ethnicity. Girls will typically ask me what I am, because I look kind of oriental. Historically I'd tell them the truth by saying international gangbang (english, irish, dutch, german, native american, portuguese/brazilian, and half han-chinese). Lately however, I decided to mix things up and tell stories about how I'm a Kazak that was adopted from Kazakhstan. Actual Kazaks have told me that I look Kazak, which makes this even more fun. I tell lies, not because the truthful information about myself is boring, but because lying is just fun. I should probably quit doing this though. Here's why..
I number closed this cute as hell 20 year old half german/half croatian au pair from Frankfurt. She's interested in seeming me again (possibly tomorrow the 9th) but I haven't told her I was just BSing for fun. She doesn't know that I'm actually a 22 year old, born and raised american, with "international gangbang" as my real ancestry.
Am I screwed? What do I do???
Lately, I've also been lying about my ethnicity. Girls will typically ask me what I am, because I look kind of oriental. Historically I'd tell them the truth by saying international gangbang (english, irish, dutch, german, native american, portuguese/brazilian, and half han-chinese). Lately however, I decided to mix things up and tell stories about how I'm a Kazak that was adopted from Kazakhstan. Actual Kazaks have told me that I look Kazak, which makes this even more fun. I tell lies, not because the truthful information about myself is boring, but because lying is just fun. I should probably quit doing this though. Here's why..
I number closed this cute as hell 20 year old half german/half croatian au pair from Frankfurt. She's interested in seeming me again (possibly tomorrow the 9th) but I haven't told her I was just BSing for fun. She doesn't know that I'm actually a 22 year old, born and raised american, with "international gangbang" as my real ancestry.
Am I screwed? What do I do???