A goodie I found.
I'm sure a few of you guys have seen it..
HOT CHICKS WITH BOYFRIENDS
Every man in the world has experienced it. You're out at a club/bar/party, scoping the scene. From across the bar/club/party a gorgeous young woman catches your eye. She's got on a tiny little number, barely more than a slip. Tan silky legs for miles, tits pushed up to her chin, enough makeup to kill 3 innocent bunnies caked on her face - you know the drill.
So you go up to her, you hit it off, you drop like 40 bucks buying this pretty young thing a few drinks. Then you go for the digits, round about last call. Or if you're feeling really brave you make a play to get her back to your place.
And then she lets fly those 4 (or is it 5?) magic words:
"I have a boyfriend."
Really bitch? Really????? You couldn't have let me know that before I started boozing you up and listening to you yammer on about how your roommate is annoying and your cats are "amazingly cute"??? REALLY?
bonus points if she gives up the digits, and then you find out later she has a boyfriend.
Look, ladies, I'm not saying that once you're taken you can't go out. I'm not saying that once you're taken you have to stop dressing like a whore. Hell, I'm not even saying that once you're taken, you still don't have the right to hook up with whomever the fuck you want so long as you're safe and discreet about it.
But if you're gonna go out. And if you want to dress all slutty. And if you're not planning on cheating on your boyfriend who is so wonderful that you feel the need to get attention from countless other hapless victims and bystanders who are unfortunate enough to cross your path, then for God's sake woman, be up front about it.
Buy your own fucking drinks and get your own fucking self-esteem. This is the 21st century. Men gave you the right to vote so you'd maybe find something better to do with your time than give us blueballs. Now hop to it, bitches.
I'm sure a few of you guys have seen it..
HOT CHICKS WITH BOYFRIENDS
Every man in the world has experienced it. You're out at a club/bar/party, scoping the scene. From across the bar/club/party a gorgeous young woman catches your eye. She's got on a tiny little number, barely more than a slip. Tan silky legs for miles, tits pushed up to her chin, enough makeup to kill 3 innocent bunnies caked on her face - you know the drill.
So you go up to her, you hit it off, you drop like 40 bucks buying this pretty young thing a few drinks. Then you go for the digits, round about last call. Or if you're feeling really brave you make a play to get her back to your place.
And then she lets fly those 4 (or is it 5?) magic words:
"I have a boyfriend."
Really bitch? Really????? You couldn't have let me know that before I started boozing you up and listening to you yammer on about how your roommate is annoying and your cats are "amazingly cute"??? REALLY?
bonus points if she gives up the digits, and then you find out later she has a boyfriend.
Look, ladies, I'm not saying that once you're taken you can't go out. I'm not saying that once you're taken you have to stop dressing like a whore. Hell, I'm not even saying that once you're taken, you still don't have the right to hook up with whomever the fuck you want so long as you're safe and discreet about it.
But if you're gonna go out. And if you want to dress all slutty. And if you're not planning on cheating on your boyfriend who is so wonderful that you feel the need to get attention from countless other hapless victims and bystanders who are unfortunate enough to cross your path, then for God's sake woman, be up front about it.
Buy your own fucking drinks and get your own fucking self-esteem. This is the 21st century. Men gave you the right to vote so you'd maybe find something better to do with your time than give us blueballs. Now hop to it, bitches.