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12-06-2018, 10:36 AM
On Sunday morning I woke up. I took a piss while standing up. Then I stepped on my scale. It read 205lbs. This has been a week for sticking to my diet.
Today I got up. I took a piss while standing up. I’ve been adhering to the diet plan. Today I stepped on the scale and I’m at 201lbs.
The privilege is real guys. Embrace it and share your experiences.
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12-06-2018, 11:06 AM
I got through 30 days without involuntarily bleeding from any bodily orifice.
The privilege is real.
Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
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12-06-2018, 11:21 AM
Tonight I walked around a neighborhood in a developing country, next to several bars, without any fear of getting harassed or raped.
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12-06-2018, 11:31 AM
I parallel parked my car on a side street, got it right on the first attempt.
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12-06-2018, 11:45 AM
Today I got paid equal amounts for equal work.
I also saved 5 women from rape today by not leaving the house...
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12-06-2018, 11:50 AM
I overheard some female co-workers gossiping about me the other day... about how I have an enormous cock, instead of how I'm a slut.
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12-06-2018, 11:51 AM
Once I took responsibility for my actions
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12-06-2018, 11:53 AM
I went to a concert by myself last night and bought a drink at the bar with my own money. Despite the packed crowd, nobody grabbed my ass when they passed behind me, nor was I subject to any stares or approaches from toxic people who might want to talk to me.
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12-06-2018, 12:08 PM
I opened a jar of jam by myself.
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12-06-2018, 02:39 PM
I took credit for completing a sales projection at work.
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12-06-2018, 02:48 PM
I made a real difference in the world today.
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
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12-06-2018, 02:59 PM
It doesn't take an hour to go the bathroom in public.
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12-06-2018, 03:28 PM
I paid my credit card bill in full this month.
"A happy man is a happy everybody else in his life."
"Ladies if you want to make your man happy, think about what makes you happy and do exactly the opposite."
"Hey how you doin' and I hope you know that I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." - Patrice O'Neal
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12-06-2018, 03:31 PM
Delete
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
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12-06-2018, 03:35 PM
Went to lunch with some guys today. We paid the check drana free.
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12-06-2018, 03:37 PM
It actually took me a half-hour to get ready to go out this morning, including showering.
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12-06-2018, 03:38 PM
I once got punched in the face for acting like a dick. The privilege is real.
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"The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day."
– Lt. Col. Dave Grossman
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12-06-2018, 04:21 PM
I can go months at a time without having to pose for a single photo.
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12-06-2018, 04:25 PM
A month ago I met a strange guy on Craigslist. Within minutes of contacting him, I was headed to his house to buy a tailgate for my truck. At no point during this transaction did I feel like I would be raped or robbed.
#the privilege is real
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12-06-2018, 05:09 PM
^^^^^^
Hopefully you paid him in cash and not with a blowjob
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12-06-2018, 05:50 PM
I managed to use my TV's executive remote control functions, as well as my Blu-Ray player's, without needing to ask for help with changing the channel/volume or play/pause a movie, respectively.
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12-06-2018, 06:21 PM
I got a lot of privilege.
I drove to work without getting in an accident.
I performed calculations, in my head.
I figured out how to use a computer.
