[Samseau]

But you don't understand man. She's Mexican. She doesn't know how things work in America.

[Quintus Curtius]

Larry David is precious...his show is a national resource.

It's so funny because it's based on the truth: people here are indoctrinated, shamed, and regimented to view stupid, callous behavior as normal.

All comedy is based on tragedy.

[Slick Shimmer]

I never got around to watching CYE, but now I've definitely got the itch.
But not before True Detective.

[Veloce]

My last serious gf in my blue pill days was like this.

Every single thing was a confrontation. Every interaction was a study in how she had been wronged in some way. Endless victimhood, except she was a loudmouth that thought nothing of getting into it with anyone, anytime. I was too spineless at the time to call her out on it or ditch her, but in hindsight it's pretty hilarious to think about.

On top of it, she was gullible, which only added fuel to the fire. I remember one time some transient had scammed her out of $50 in cash, giving her some elaborate story about how he has HIV and needs the cash to get some medicine. As she told me this I could hardly suppress a facepalm. She genuinely believed she was helping this guy, and it was painful to inform her that she just got scammed. Not believing me, she google searched his story and lo and behold, she found a link to a craigslist posting warning about the exact same person she had gotten scammed by.

Well, several days later, and it's her usual time to get home. I'm sitting there playing Xbox and I hear her voice screaming outside, "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" I run outside to our balcony and I see her holding her heels and sprinting after some black dude, who I presume was the scammer. I mean she's really going after him and he's running for dear life. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

There was never a dull moment with her, I'll give her that. She was pretty hot too, too bad she was batshit insane.

[soup]

That show is even funnier now looking back at it after several years of being a player and reading redpill stuff. Larry David is a comic genius.

Hahahah "why would I need to take a break int the flaunt?"

[soup]

Also, Jeff's wife is the reason why Jewish guys look for Shiksers..

Maybe the manosphere wouldn't get so much heat if we had lesbo friends :laughs: like Larry and Rosie O'Donnel

[Basil Ransom]

I met Jeff in real life, a real stand up mensch, very nice guy.

Larry David has red pill moments, because he's willing to scrutinize the everyday things that most people unquestionably accept as normal and appropriate, and is willing to risk pissing people off in doing such.

[cooledcannon]

(06-11-2014 07:34 AM)draguer Wrote:  

Cooled cannon no bar in New Zealand worth going to (outside of a beach bar maybe) would serve you if you weren't wearing any footwear.

Guys, if he is giving the impression that walking around without shoes is any more common in NZ than in the US, it's not.

Thanks for the information. I respect what they do, but I think itll be too much of a hassle to ever do nightgame in formal venues.

Well, I assume it would be really common in small towns, and maybe farms. After all, NZ does have a reputation for being barefoot(then again, so does Hawaii, which I assume no one goes barefoot there either).

Hes right that no one(or barely anyone, like 1 in 10-100 thousand) that I know in Auckland city or suburb goes without shoes. But many primary(elementary) or intermediate(middle school for you) school children go barefoot. I just never grew out of it while everyone else did. I assume that US elementary/middle school children still wear shoes.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

"I'm soooo congested, Days of Broken Arrows!"

"Take some Benadryl."

"I can't. Benadryl is addictive!"

"I've never heard that. But either way, nothing is addictive if you take it once or occasionally."

"No! I won't take it because it's addictive!"

Verbatim conversation. This is the breed of people they're trying to push into the sciences and into medical school.

[Kingsley Davis]

(06-11-2014 08:37 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

"The Larry David/Seinfeld types are the ones that need to over-analyze and get anal about everything, then complain about it to people who often don't care (strangers sitting in waiting room, their friends, family, etc.). There is no concept of stoicism with these folks, everyone else is just a sounding board for their negativity.

OR, even worse, they get angry and personal with those people that have no way of changing the policy/resolving the problem (i.e. many times people berate front line workers in places like fast food restaurants, or customer service reps, who most likely actually agree with them, but are powerless in the face of management's decisions). "

Yeah, I don't mean being like Larry David to the extent of having a personal tantrum - although others may have a tantrum when you call them out, as the anecdotes above indicate - but in the feeling of being alienated from society, by how girls operate on these bizarre rules and you are the only one who notices, while everyone else takes them as normal. I'm always saying things to girls that has most people reacting with, "You can't say that *to a woman!*"

"You can't say that *to a woman!"
Should be my name for the number of times daily this is said to me.

"My first name must be he aint shit because everytime i pass bitches be like he aint shit." Reggie (Redman) Noble.

[RIslander]

RIP Bob Einstein (Marty Funkhouser).
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/cu...dead-at-76

I had a very Larry David experience recently involving a UPS delivery guy (not an American girl story - slight thread derail).

I came back from day drinking and found a UPS employee badge and scan card used for accessing the building in the hallway of the apartment building. Knowing the deliveryman would be in trouble for losing it - I scour the building for him. I find him and he just takes it without a word and turns to leave. So I got into it with him in a very Larry David fashion (not aggressive... just comical) about how he was a "shit thanker" and when he thanked and apologized in a sarcastic way I called him a "shit apologizer". At this point the whole room was snickering and even the deliveryman was cracking a smile. I could tell he was having a bad day and the stupid banter cheered him up.

This was my expression during the "shit thank you":

[Hypno]

The Funkhowser story line in season 9 was hilarious

RIP Super Dave.

[Akwesi]

Remember the episode where Marty is trying to go into the Palestinian chicken place wearing his kippah and Larry fights him and ends up banging the hate-fucking Palestinian MILF? Fantastic. Larry David is basically the only one who could get something like that on TV.

[renotime]

RIP Marty.

[BortimusPrime]

(06-11-2014 01:24 AM)soup Wrote:  

My new line: "Ok. Alright. I'm around town.." followed by non-wink

I'm copy pasting a transcript of this into all my okcupid messages.

[iop890]

RIP Super Dave