Whats up guys. Back in november I bought a motorcycle in colombia and ive been riding thru south america since.
I never rode a motorcycle before in my life, but I always thought it would be fucking sick to explore a new continent by bike, riding around going from city to city, girl to girl. Fortunately I made some good money off of stocks before I arrived in colombia, so once I got down here I decided I was gonna go thru with this.
The process was a pain in the ass to buy it and wait for the license plate, but if anyone is interested I can write a bit of the process on how to it works.
Its an AKT TTX 200. Some shit Indian brand. Unfortunately this thing is falling apart like crazy. Already had to get a new chain, new spark plug, new clutch line and some other shit as well. I took a good inspection of the bike this morning and its missing basically half of the screws throughout. Praying it doesnt just straight up fall apart while i ride!
200cc really isnt shit, it tops out at about 80mph in low altitude flat roads, which is more than plenty here in south america. Here there are random speed bumps out of nowhere, occasionally with no sign or pre caution, so going faster than maybe 90mph is a deathwish.
200cc is definetly not enough for the mountainous regions of the Andes! Any time im trying to climb a mountain and im over 5000ft of altitude my bike tops out at a solid 5mph. Huge pain in the ass, especially when youre nowhere near civilization and its raining and cold (happened more than once!)
It was new when I got it and cost $1800 in total. I wish I just bought an older but more pricey kawasaki or yamaha around 400-500cc.
City driving here is absolutely abhorrant. Especially in Peru, traffic rules are just a suggestion. People will drive over the median going down the highway nearly hitting you, running you off the road. In Armenia colombia some retard smashed me from behind and my bike flipped and fell on me. My ankle was fucked up for about a month and Ive got some permanent scars from it. Im lucky I was wearing a helmet, if i didnt i would be veggie, fell head first. The bike was fine, only had to replace the mirrors.
BUT HAVING SAID ALL THAT...
Buying this motorcycle was hands down the best decision I made on this trip! It gives you so much more freedom to explore the country, get off the beaten path
I never would have hiked along this river if i didnt ride down a random dirt path outside of manizales!
Also being a gringo with a motorcycle is a latina magnet! Bringing girls on an adventure on the bike makes for great memories.
The feeling of riding and just whipping around is exhilerating and addicting, I find myself trying to rationalize buying a motorcycle as a daily driver in Massachusetts (or I could gtfo of massachusetts, much more appealing!)
In a week or two Im gonna be selling my bike in chile, as the cost of shipping makes no sense for me, almost as much as what i bought this bike for.
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson
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