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The Conquistidors of Clearwater
#26

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EMech just coming running through the house with a pussy smelling towel. His maid left it folded on the bed to be funny. Then he rubbed it all over his head.

This is next level shit. Smell like pussy, get more pussy. We're getting ready to go out. He already has me at a disadvantage, now I'm sunk. Lol. This guy is the master.
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#27

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What city you guys at again? How many chicks have you banged so far Ali?
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#28

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keep up the good work!
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#29

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I hope none of you guys get cockblocked as much as I do. Ali is even getting aftershocks from it. I'm spitting game at this girl last night and this dude walks up to me and says " I think you killed my Rottwieler" "Poisoned"..Wtf? Then the two girls we were spitting at before show up and they ask Ali to come talk and the dude gets in the middle and cockblocks Ali.

I got thrown out after I told everyone to get fucked and woke up with some strange girl at 6 am. I thought that he brought her over and fucked her in my house so I looked around and he wasn't there. What? Ok so I brushed my teeth and fucked her. She was sleeping in my bed fully clothed.
I'm almost too hungover to type this. Then this girl shows up from Clearwater at the shop today and she REAKS OF DIVORCE and after 10 minutes the guy who works for me gets a date with her for 9 tonight. I was reasearching a part she needed and got cockblocked by someone with 0 game. Ali missed that one he would have killed that girl if he was here. I'm still freaked out by that but can't swoop in at this point. If I steal the girl he will quit then I will have to sober up and work.

If she or he flake I will pounce tomorrow. The last time I slung pussy at this dude he made the girl wrap him up in saran rap to a pillar in his house and give him blow jobs all day....He's funny like that.

Before all this We watched the girl Ali banged hanging out with some dude and he came over and pre-blocked us with a warning. This shit goes on nonstop here. Last time we were there I pulled two girls out to a table and this Indian dude walks up and tells them that they can't talk to me over and over again. I have never seen anything like it.
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#30

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Im sitting at a bar across from two Hooters waitresses. I need Emech for this one. He aint shitting though. Dude gets mad cockblocked. I'd be in jail by now. Shit pisses me off. A cute chick just sat next to me but some beta faggot orbiter ran her off. Fuck I need Hooters girl game. Where are you Emech?
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#31

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Ali is here.
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Tiki bar across the street. Ask the Hooters girls if they have real grouper sandwiches.
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#32

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Quote: (10-13-2011 07:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ali is here.

Tiki bar across the street. Ask the Hooters girls if they have real grouper sandwiches.

I wonder what you guys do for a living if you can go out 24-7
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#33

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Quote: (10-13-2011 09:20 PM)Hokie30 Wrote:  

Quote: (10-13-2011 07:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ali is here.

Tiki bar across the street. Ask the Hooters girls if they have real grouper sandwiches.

I wonder what you guys do for a living if you can go out 24-7

I make good money working overseas, and am on holiday right now. Smitty's seen my resume.

Damn those Hooters girls were hot. I opened with an instant wingman. They were insisting I buy drinks so I bailed. Emech would have killed it. One of the girls was from WV. In the next bar a butta face came from across the room to sit next to me cuz I looked like Dierks Bentley. She didn't peak my interest to I let her go. Another chick sit next to me but some old creepy desperate dude ran her off before I could open.

The other morning I woke up in a hotel next to a crazy lezzie chick. She opened me with "I'm not into guys but I might fuck you later cause you're cute." WTF?

Emech is still busting my balls over the horny chick that came into his shop. His employee, with no game, swooped her. The one day I didn't show up here. Oh well.

I had no idea southern guy game would work down here. I have to leave tomorrow, but may hit up a country bar close to where I'm staying. Emech swears I will clean house in there. I hate country bars but will have to give it a look see.

There is a reason this area is so good. It's not a military or college town. I watch groups of chicks sitting all night and no guys are approaching. It's just the way it is. Probably the reason they are after me. I have been way off my game, and haven't really went out for hard core approaches.
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#34

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Country bar I'm dragging Mr. Bently to later.
http://theroundup.com/
Not my scene but I'm super curious how this is going to play out. This place is right on the county line and near the horse track closing in on Tampa. Real Cuntry wimmerns!
The crazy thing about this place is Latinas hang out in there also because its in the area where the younger Tampa girls live.

If anyone is in the area here's a link to the horse track and poker room
http://www.tampabaydowns.com/
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#35

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Oh man alive. We rolled into a grocery store to grab food from the deli. The cashier was a 9 all day long. If I'm lying I'm dying. Emech didn't want me to post this cause it sounded unbelievable. I had to tell you guys. She was a crazy exotic mix with radient brown skin, and crazy dicksucking lips. I have no idea what her ethnic background was. Fuck.

Here a job is a job is a job. You never know what you'll see working in stores here. This makes day game gold.

Walking around here is like the movie Last Action Hero. Obviously there's ugly fatties, but the ratio of attractive ho's is amazing. I almost hit the curb in my truck yesterday checking out a 9 just walking down the street. It was almost in the middle of nowhere. There she was just walking. A 9.
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#36

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Here's a pic of the pussy magnet we have at our disposal. Its my employees car with 0 game other than owning it.
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I sent those two out to cat call from it.
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#37

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Quote: (10-13-2011 12:15 AM)pitt Wrote:  

What city you guys at again? How many chicks have you banged so far Ali?

Damn that car is a pussy magnet. I need a convertible though. It gets too hot in the summer here to roll in the Cobra.

I've gotten two chicks in the sack. It could easily be more if I was on my game. I blew off the hair dresser chick that attacked me the first night. Meh. We're in Clearwater.
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Well I woke up in GA. Total wasteland here. Fat chicks run like buffalo. I had the same sinking feeling driving back as I did from Sarasota. Emech summed it up best. "Tampa Bay Area is an untapped resource".

If you guys ever get invited down that way by Emech take the opportunity. He was a hell of a host and I learned A LOT by hanging with him. The guy is a natural. He IS the Master Blaster of Bartertown.

Be warned though. Be prepared to run the gauntlet. I'm at the point of fatigue.
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#39

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This was fun! Ali will do some longterm damage in this place fo sho! I was showing him different areas and we even cruised in to the Spanish part of Tampa where latin music is just blasting in parking lots and girls are running around aimlessly.Its like a third world nation in some of those neighborhoods. This place is diverse. you could be in the hood trying to speak to girls in spanish one minute and on the beach having rum runners with British tourist girls the next.
Guys here don't try to hard because the women do half the work. The difference is once they hook up they usually move in together in a few weeks time. I see it everyday.

The guys just don't have player mindsets so you wont see a bitchshield unless you are in a nightclub.
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I should have done more damage in the short term. That's not a place to not be on your game. I was a little embarrassed about it. Still, the trip was a huge success. I learned and saw a lot. The ethnic diversity in Tampa is staggering. Why fly to London to bang girls when you have them there? And with CA and the DR just a short flight away it just makes sense to make Clearwater home base.

Next time I return I'll be in it to win it. Game is 100% mindset, and mine was somewhere else.
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#41

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Which hooters, the Johns Pass one?

I'm down in that area for biz travel sometimes.

DISCLAIMER: I don't know what I'm talking about and my posts are opinion, not advice.

Quote:Gmac Wrote:
your time > her feelings
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Quote: (10-16-2011 08:59 PM)Prowl Wrote:  

Which hooters, the Johns Pass one?

I'm down in that area for biz travel sometimes.
Port Richey or the original on on Gulf to Bay in Clearwater. The one on the pass is OK but, Gators is better right across... That whole area is Gold.

You stay on johns Pass for work?
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Thats some bar!
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#43

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The guy next to me said the girls were probably from Port Richie due to the proximity of the bar we were at.

@Prowl- What do you think of this area?

@Emech- Why didn't we go to the bar in the pic. Place looks pimp.
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LOL no, not Johns Pass for work specifically, just the greater Tampa area.

I really like it down there, which I was able to make the trip more often.

DISCLAIMER: I don't know what I'm talking about and my posts are opinion, not advice.

Quote:Gmac Wrote:
your time > her feelings
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#45

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Quote: (10-16-2011 09:24 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

The guy next to me said the girls were probably from Port Richie due to the proximity of the bar we were at.

@Prowl- What do you think of this area?

@Emech- Why didn't we go to the bar in the pic. Place looks pimp.
Its best by water and it was to windy when we had time otherwise its south of Clearwater beach about 15 minutes on one of those Trolleys.
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#46

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Ya'll should get your asses down to Miami and rage with us. These days our chill nights are probably better than most peoples weekends.
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#47

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Welcome to my home town
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#48

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Quote: (10-17-2011 02:12 PM)Florida Wrote:  

Welcome to my home town

Elaborate?
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#49

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Dudes, what the fuck! How did I miss this thread -- I want to join you in Clearwater.
Ali, how long is the party going on there?
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Quote: (10-17-2011 06:45 PM)Smitty Wrote:  

Dudes, what the fuck! How did I miss this thread -- I want to join you in Clearwater.
Ali, how long is the party going on there?
Ella!
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