[Cation]

OP, you decided to put "above average" in the name of your thread. This was the only reason I opened your thread, only to feel disappointed. If there were negative rep points, I would give you one. Because you lied to me.

Cheers.

[RIslander]

I got stage 4 cancer watching that cunt talk.

[Cation]

Haha, I feel for you. I always keep these videos on mute, since there's so much bullshit videos.

[balybary]

This video is the litmus test to know if you have a severe form of yellow fever.

[RIslander]

(09-04-2018 04:11 PM)balybary Wrote:  

This video is the litmus test to know if you have a severe form of yellow fever.

You summed my thoughts perfectly. WB but would not date.

[MongolianAbroad]

(09-04-2018 12:07 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Her face is crooked. Her left eye is higher on her face than her right eye, and is further out, the symmetry of her whole face is fucked up. WB, but Pass after that.

I wonder how many guys actually noticed this.

For me it was instantaneous.

And I'm not being derogatory regarding it, I mean any one of us could have been born with a more or less symmetrical face...we don't choose these things.

[Kona]

(09-04-2018 04:41 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

(09-04-2018 12:07 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Her face is crooked. Her left eye is higher on her face than her right eye, and is further out, the symmetry of her whole face is fucked up. WB, but Pass after that.

I wonder how many guys actually noticed this.

For me it was instantaneous.

And I'm not being derogatory regarding it, I mean any one of us could have been born with a more or less symmetrical face...we don't choose these things. It's just quite noticeable.

I'm telling you, she's having a Stroke.



Instead if sitting around someone needs to make her sing the happy birthday song stat.

Aloha!

[porscheguy]

To me the whole thing looked like a sad circle jerk. They even placed her on a pedestal.

[Scoundrel]

A large group of guys sitting on the floor Indian-style like kids in kindergarten around a very average (at best) girl with pink hair, major entitlement and rigid, highly specific criteria who admits she "likes to drink a lot," each guy vying for a chance with her, communicating exclusively via texting, and then being rejected one by one until none are left.

This video encapsulates the millennial dating marketplace perfectly.

[Matsufubu]

Stupid dyed hair

Wonky face

Infuriating uptalk

Acts like she's a 9 but is a 5 with makeup

Clearly roughly banged out by dozens, if not hundreds of other men

Doesn't even want to think about children until her mid-30's so no future for your line

Chooses to talk to people directly in front of her via a smartphone like a fucking autist

Spoiled, entitled, delusional

Enough of an attention whore to appear on this trash show

End of the genetic line

Her ancestors wept.

[Repo]

(09-04-2018 05:07 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  

A large group of guys sitting on the floor Indian-style like kids in kindergarten around a very average (at best) girl with pink hair, major entitlement and rigid, highly specific criteria who admits she "likes to drink a lot," each guy vying for a chance with her, communicating exclusively via texting, and then being rejected one by one until none are left.

This video encapsulates the millennial dating marketplace perfectly.

My assumption is every one of them is an actor, the first take they did live, but her personality sucks so bad they reduced most of her part to texting

[Vladimir Poontang]

That stupid open mouthed look when that guy said you're going to be single for a while. God I hate that expression, especially when girls look at each other and do it when someone says something forbidden.

[Not a Second Hander]

WTF she's a 4. No demographic of woman is as delusional about their value as average looking Asian girls are in America. They get their ego pumped up by pencilneck yellow fever soyboys and are used as cumdumpsters/dry spell breakers/4-am-booty calls by relatively attractive white guys which leads them to talk and act like a prototypical hot girl.

On a related note, I think white dudes are inept at rating women of other races correctly. They grossly overvalue Asians, significantly undervalue black girls and tend to be oblivious to peasant features like the girl in OP has. She's a maximum of two generations removed from picking rice. Terrible genetics.

[Dulceácido]

She crawled out of a rice paddy, dyed her hair that ridiculously shitty color, then adopted the attitude of a spoiled, bratty, caucasian 9 with all the bells and whistles that come with it.

I would've swiped left as soon as I saw her crooked-ass rekt face.

[Vladimir Poontang]

She's not bad looking. But all I see when I look at her face is pop culture. She's a nothing.

[MPD]

She seemed OK until she started talking. Sad

The disembodied voice is wrong though. She won't be single for too long. However, she'll never get a man to truly commit to her as long as she sticks to her "values".

How are these considered values btw? I never heard of the 5'11 Church and don't remember the French revolution to be about liberty, equality and gentle choking!

[Repo]

^^ How exactly did she seem ok when her smile is completely busted and that's the first thing you see

[Delta]

(09-04-2018 12:20 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

(09-04-2018 12:07 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Her face is crooked. Her left eye is higher on her face than her right eye, and is further out, the symmetry of her whole face is fucked up. WB, but Pass after that.

Her first sentence is: "I'm hoping not to continue this pattern of very bad men."

As we all know, anytime that comes out of a woman's mouth, BEWARE. You'll either end up being rejected for not being "bad" enough, or you'll pay the price for what other men have done.

Also, what kind of idiot advertises the fact that she spent her dating life with "bad" men? It just makes her look like someone too stupid or damaged to choose wisely.

The male equivalent of this would be: "I got fired from every job I ever had -- har har har." This girl needs a Tiger Mom to come down on her...and quick.

I'm extremely wary of anyone, man or woman, who describes their exes as "bad" or "assholes" or something similar. People who say this think they're portraying themselves as innocent victims of bad luck. Meanwhile I'm thinking:

Why do you gravitate toward bad people?
Why do bad people gravitate toward you?
Why do you choose to devote your time and energy to bad people?
Why are you prone to vicious conflicts that lead you to hate someone you used to love?

Anecdotally, it seems to hold up that people who talk about all their horrrrrible exes are horrible themselves.

I've had my share of flings/relationships that didn't work out; never once have I come away from one thinking that the girl was a bad person, or wishing ill upon her.

[AneroidOcean]

(09-04-2018 06:45 PM)Repo Wrote:  

^^ How exactly did she seem ok when her smile is completely busted and that's the first thing you see

Her smile is actually pretty decent. Nothing majorly wrong with it. The rest of her face is definitely asymmetrical and not real pretty.

However, the guys her saying she's below average, did you forget the scale (click here for large version)? This is not perfect, but good enough for discussion purposes:



I'd say she's easily a 5 or above here (likely a 6 or more), so above average. Not far from average, but above it.

Also, I am generally averse to asian women as they tend to have flat butts, flat chests, and flat/wide faces, yet even "I" think she's slightly above average for women.

[RIslander]

You guys are all nerds for thinking this is real. The production is obvious and it's clearly staged. There is another video with a male lead.

Consider yourselves trolled.

[Repo]

@Aneroid

I suppose the trick to determining average is remembering that any woman 4 and below has been invisible to you, so when you add them back in I guess she is a 5.

[nomadbrah]

Below average face even by the standards most foreigners get in Asia.

WB because she is slim and doggy is a position.

[Vladimir Poontang]

Maybe the reason why she looks bad is because of how the spirit animates the face. People forget that beauty is 4 dimensional. If you watch the video she looks fine until she starts talking / moving. She's probably very pretty when she's asleep and can't annoy anyone with her personality. There's nothing more annoying, sad and disappointing than something that is externally beautiful being inhabited by something ugly inside. Watch her when she utters her first word. It's disgusting and devoid of anything loveable. Even just before she speaks but her face starts moving she looks bad. It's only in the first half second that she looks endearing. Then it's downhill.

[GillesDeleuze]

The OP made a datasheet about his trip in Poland where, among others, he banged a '' dream girl''

I have the suspect this phantomatic dream girl is in the same league of this Asian girl

[Atlanta Man]

She is a solid six according to that scale, 5.5 without make up possibly (she is still in her 20's), a 6.5-7 possibly if done up right (teeth fixed, hair normal color, ect).