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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 07:22 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

She is a solid six according to that scale, 5.5 without make up possibly (she is still in her 20's), a 6.5-7 possibly if done up right (teeth fixed, hair normal color, ect).

Agreed. Let's take personality off the table here because she'd be a 4 in that regard or worse. But I think reasonable people can call her a 6, especially in America. Definitely better looking Asian girls out there, but I've also seen worse looking local chicks during my Asia travels.


Quote: (09-04-2018 06:53 PM)Delta Wrote:  

I'm extremely wary of anyone, man or woman, who describes their exes as "bad" or "assholes" or something similar. People who say this think they're portraying themselves as innocent victims of bad luck.

Anecdotally, it seems to hold up that people who talk about all their horrrrrible exes are horrible themselves.

I've had my share of flings/relationships that didn't work out; never once have I come away from one thinking that the girl was a bad person, or wishing ill upon her.

YES, YES, and YES. I've even had this kind of discussion with exes. I've been in positions that my family would say some pretty nasty stuff about my exes and when that happens, I don't necessarily white knight for them because they did have their flaws, but I recognize why the relationships didn't work and why the girls might've done actions that rubbed family the wrong way (nothing bad like cheating or anything worse in that regard, just things that drove a wedge in the relationship). So it's more acceptance of the past than anything. The point being, I try not to say anything truly bad about my exes. Hell, I'm still on pretty friendly terms with one of them to this day...

As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a player.

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#52

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

That ratings chart is not the one I use. For me a 5 is "fuck it I'd hit it" 4 and under is I would need dick pills to get hard.

Most of those 5's are 4, 6s are 5. 7s are 6 and 7s. Some of the 9s are 6-7. And I'm not someone with massive standards either.
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#53

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 02:01 PM)Mage Wrote:  

Why are these idiots looking in their phones when they are all in the same room?

I am not that old but this new generation obsession with phones is looking irritatingly absurd and pathetic to me.

I imagine some millennial "couple" somewhere sitting in the same bed near each other both looking in their phones, texting each other... after seeing this I am sure it does happen.

I had roommates recently (a couple) who would fight and the guy would sleep on the couch, the girl in the bedroom. And they would text-argue for hours, with the occasional shout from downstairs/upstairs or loud sarcastic laughter. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

On the topic of ratings, I would give the girl a solid 7 without seeing her ass/body better. But my ratings scale is pretty simple.

0-4: Unbangable
5: Bangable but leaves a gross feeling afterwards and I'm quick to kick her out of my place or leave her place
6: Bangable but would not want my friends/family to see me with her. Would be a little embarrassed to be seen out with her. I don't mind looking at her.
7: Pretty enough to where I would feel fine with being seen in public with her, introduce her to friends/family. The bare minimum attractiveness for a potential LTR.
8: She is pretty enough that she turns heads in public and gets a lot of attention from men
9: The pinnacle of female beauty
10: I do not use this number because it implies perfection
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 02:57 PM)Horus Wrote:  

The reason you always end up with "bad men" is that most decent men probably don't share your wierd choking fetish.

Or maybe even do, but don't view someone who brings it up within 45 seconds of meeting as relationship material.

I got my Magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow!
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#55

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

GillesDelueze - Throwing that kind of shade because I posted a YouTube link is, I think, unnecessary, and not relevant to the thread. “Above average” doesn’t mean I think the girl in the video is hot or that I’d date her. It means she’s above the average. 5.1 is technically above the average. The girl is American Asian and in America she’d be considered better looking than the majority of women.

"If you're gonna raise a ruckus, one word of advice: if you're gonna do wrong, buddy, do wrong right."
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

The position in which all these dudes are sitting is basically optimized for developing bad posture and reducing testosterone. There is literally no worse way to place a man's body than sitting with shoulders hunched, head forward and down, both arms forward and hands/wrists engaged in constant fine muscle movement typing into the phone. Spend enough time in this exact position, and even otherwise healthy and genetically favored men will be almost guaranteed to develop mild to moderate neck and back problems and to hemorrhage free test, aggression, and confidence. Throw in eye strain, blue light exposure, and repetitive strain injury from typing just for good measure.

If you have to text back and forth like this, you should be sitting on a chair with back support and rest the arm holding the phone on the chair's armrest with the hand either angled up or resting on the desk in front of you. Hold the phone at an angle where you can look at it without leaning forward or bending your head down. It should look something like this:

[Image: Proper-Posture-For-Texting-1024x683.jpg]

As a side note, the girl in the video was such a perfect composite of present-day Americanized Asian millennial Vietcong mediocrity that it freed one's mind entirely to concentrate on what really matters -- the Twenty Dude-Priests and their terrible posture of self-immolation at the Temple of Soy. Study them well so that you may avoid the same fate.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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#57

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 09:35 PM)Buddydowrongright2 Wrote:  

GillesDelueze - Throwing that kind of shade because I posted a YouTube link is, I think, unnecessary, and not relevant to the thread. “Above average” doesn’t mean I think the girl in the video is hot or that I’d date her. It means she’s above the average. 5.1 is technically above the average. The girl is American Asian and in America she’d be considered better looking than the majority of women.

Agreed. I'll add that her inbox would be full on a dating site like OkCupid (5,000 message limit for free accounts, per Quora). On Tinder, there'd be well over a thousand right swipes pending for her corresponding swipe.

There's a lot of guys hating on her, but the video, with a 20 to 1 ratio, vastly underestimates the favorable position she and girls like her are in.
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#58

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 09:42 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

The position in which all these dudes are sitting is basically optimized for developing bad posture and reducing testosterone. There is literally no worse way to place a man's body than sitting with shoulders hunched, head forward and down, both arms forward and hands/wrists engaged in constant fine muscle movement typing into the phone. Spend enough time in this exact position, and even otherwise healthy and genetically favored men will be almost guaranteed to develop mild to moderate neck and back problems and to hemorrhage free test, aggression, and confidence. Throw in eye strain, blue light exposure, and repetitive strain injury from typing just for good measure.

If you have to text back and forth like this, you should be sitting on a chair with back support and rest the arm holding the phone on the chair's armrest with the hand either angled up or resting on the desk in front of you. Hold the phone at an angle where you can look at it without leaning forward or bending your head down. It should look something like this:

[Image: Proper-Posture-For-Texting-1024x683.jpg]

As a side note, the girl in the video was such a perfect composite of present-day Americanized Asian millennial Vietcong mediocrity that it freed one's mind entirely to concentrate on what really matters -- the Twenty Dude-Priests and their terrible posture of self-immolation at the Temple of Soy. Study them well so that you may avoid the same fate.

How do you not have your own blog? Great post.
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#59

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 09:50 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

Quote: (09-04-2018 09:35 PM)Buddydowrongright2 Wrote:  

GillesDelueze - Throwing that kind of shade because I posted a YouTube link is, I think, unnecessary, and not relevant to the thread. “Above average” doesn’t mean I think the girl in the video is hot or that I’d date her. It means she’s above the average. 5.1 is technically above the average. The girl is American Asian and in America she’d be considered better looking than the majority of women.

Agreed. I'll add that her inbox would be full on a dating site like OkCupid (5,000 message limit for free accounts, per Quora). On Tinder, there'd be well over a thousand right swipes pending for her corresponding swipe.

There's a lot of guys hating on her, but the video, with a 20 to 1 ratio, vastly underestimates the favorable position she and girls like her are in.

If you read the messages the guys send her in the beginning, 100% are thirsty for her. By the middle-end the remaining ones are beginning to understand what a massively entitled princess she is and have lost hope - one dude’s message to the group says “TiffThanos has stricken” [Image: whip.gif]

And these dudes are blue pill enough to sign up to be in a video like this in the first place.

"If you're gonna raise a ruckus, one word of advice: if you're gonna do wrong, buddy, do wrong right."
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 06:53 PM)Delta Wrote:  

Quote: (09-04-2018 12:20 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Quote: (09-04-2018 12:07 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Her face is crooked. Her left eye is higher on her face than her right eye, and is further out, the symmetry of her whole face is fucked up. WB, but Pass after that.

Her first sentence is: "I'm hoping not to continue this pattern of very bad men."

As we all know, anytime that comes out of a woman's mouth, BEWARE. You'll either end up being rejected for not being "bad" enough, or you'll pay the price for what other men have done.

Also, what kind of idiot advertises the fact that she spent her dating life with "bad" men? It just makes her look like someone too stupid or damaged to choose wisely.

The male equivalent of this would be: "I got fired from every job I ever had -- har har har." This girl needs a Tiger Mom to come down on her...and quick.

I'm extremely wary of anyone, man or woman, who describes their exes as "bad" or "assholes" or something similar. People who say this think they're portraying themselves as innocent victims of bad luck. Meanwhile I'm thinking:

Why do you gravitate toward bad people?
Why do bad people gravitate toward you?
Why do you choose to devote your time and energy to bad people?
Why are you prone to vicious conflicts that lead you to hate someone you used to love?


Anecdotally, it seems to hold up that people who talk about all their horrrrrible exes are horrible themselves.

I've had my share of flings/relationships that didn't work out; never once have I come away from one thinking that the girl was a bad person, or wishing ill upon her.

Going off-topic here, but I think the following is something younger guys need to hear.

When you meet women who have a roll call of "bad men," that not only translates into bad decisions when it comes to men, but it means: Bad decisions in life itself.

Pretty much every woman I've ever met who couldn't get along with men also could not get along with bosses, parents, friends, etc. They end up in and out of jobs, mired in debt and/or lawsuits, on tons of psych meds*, and constantly in conflicts with people.

Women like this have a massive need for drama in their lives. We discussed this on another thread recently "Why do Women Read and Write Books About Violence Against Women?" If there is no drama, they find it. Treat them right and you're boring, so they cheat or pick fights. Hold a steady job, and they'll find a way to mess that up. Anything for the thrill of conflict.

These women are often exciting and wild, but the fun wears off when everyone starts pushing 30. If you know the game, this is all sort of amusing, but the guys who think it's still high school (or the 1960s) and want to play White Knight will get ruined.

* I meant to mention this earlier in the thread, but judging from the wooden, emotionally vacant way this woman talks, my guess is that she's a longtime user of at least one anti-depressant drug. It's not so much what she said (although that's an issue too) but her manner of saying it that just seems "off."
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

I noticed an interesting verb watching this.
  • Jubilee "I'm 5'6" Pretty tall for an Asian girl."
    Lyndon Adol Apostol "Here we go."
    Manny Shih "Fuck it's over."
    Matt Fernandez "Mr stark"
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "This is it boys"
    Roman Rager "they really bouta give the short homies anotha L"
    Jubilee "You gotta be at least 5'10" Buuuut..."
    Y.J. Gold "She bout to Thanos us."
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "Half the population"
    Jubilee "I like em even taller."
    Matt Fernandez "TIFFTHANOS HAS STRICKEN"
I can't much identify with the way these young guys IM but it's nice to see that they immediately recognize when a woman is planning to engage in height discrimination and immediately band together and relate her to a mad death-worshipper who eliminates an innocent 50% of humanity.

Of course that's just on a single criteria. Women will usually do this on several. If they rule out the bottom 50% in facial attractiveness AND the bottom 50% in height, assuming equal distribution amongst these groups that would be around 25% of the population left and 75% eliminated.

So they're actually worse than Thanos. It's like spamming a double Demi ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI ) with a gem box or a single casting of Quartr ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI )
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#62

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

The last girl who told me she wanted to wait a long time to have kids (5 years in her case) ended up hating me. That's a huge red flag, which grows exponentially with every year the girl ages.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

"I used to really beat myself up in my past relationships after they ended, cause I felt I wasn't good enough."

She's a side hoe and she knows it.
Good enough to get pumped and dumped, not good enough to be relationship material.



Also, at the very beginning I thought she looks cute. But damn it, there's some make-up magic and perfect lighting at work here. As soon as they don't show her face directly from the front, but from an angle or the side, you can see that she's ugly.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

I watched it again, and didnt notice the three guys who left immediately based only on her looks. Faith in humanity restored.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

I noticed that her height requirement disqualified more men than anything else. She got what she deserved in the end. I've met other women with height requirements. They often complain that there aren't enough "good men" out there. I noticed this in my late 20's. Some women are single and deserve to be single.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Ah, she Asians American - a banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the the inside. A bit of a different beast than the FOBs and totally removed from the women actually in Asia. With pink hair and trappings of westernized behavior, she's strictly P&D material.
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Quote: (09-05-2018 01:21 AM)icyT Wrote:  

I noticed an interesting verb watching this.
  • Jubilee "I'm 5'6" Pretty tall for an Asian girl."
    Lyndon Adol Apostol "Here we go."
    Manny Shih "Fuck it's over."
    Matt Fernandez "Mr stark"
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "This is it boys"
    Roman Rager "they really bouta give the short homies anotha L"
    Jubilee "You gotta be at least 5'10" Buuuut..."
    Y.J. Gold "She bout to Thanos us."
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "Half the population"
    Jubilee "I like em even taller."
    Matt Fernandez "TIFFTHANOS HAS STRICKEN"
I can't much identify with the way these young guys IM but it's nice to see that they immediately recognize when a woman is planning to engage in height discrimination and immediately band together and relate her to a mad death-worshipper who eliminates an innocent 50% of humanity.

Of course that's just on a single criteria. Women will usually do this on several. If they rule out the bottom 50% in facial attractiveness AND the bottom 50% in height, assuming equal distribution amongst these groups that would be around 25% of the population left and 75% eliminated.

So they're actually worse than Thanos. It's like spamming a double Demi ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI ) with a gem box or a single casting of Quartr ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI )

Feel like explaining the Thanos reference? I have no idea what that means. I looked it up only to find a male comic book character. But I haven't read the comic books or seen the movies so I don't get how it all fits with this.
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Quote: (09-05-2018 10:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Quote: (09-05-2018 01:21 AM)icyT Wrote:  

I noticed an interesting verb watching this.
  • Jubilee "I'm 5'6" Pretty tall for an Asian girl."
    Lyndon Adol Apostol "Here we go."
    Manny Shih "Fuck it's over."
    Matt Fernandez "Mr stark"
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "This is it boys"
    Roman Rager "they really bouta give the short homies anotha L"
    Jubilee "You gotta be at least 5'10" Buuuut..."
    Y.J. Gold "She bout to Thanos us."
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "Half the population"
    Jubilee "I like em even taller."
    Matt Fernandez "TIFFTHANOS HAS STRICKEN"
I can't much identify with the way these young guys IM but it's nice to see that they immediately recognize when a woman is planning to engage in height discrimination and immediately band together and relate her to a mad death-worshipper who eliminates an innocent 50% of humanity.

Of course that's just on a single criteria. Women will usually do this on several. If they rule out the bottom 50% in facial attractiveness AND the bottom 50% in height, assuming equal distribution amongst these groups that would be around 25% of the population left and 75% eliminated.

So they're actually worse than Thanos. It's like spamming a double Demi ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI ) with a gem box or a single casting of Quartr ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI )

Feel like explaining the Thanos reference? I have no idea what that means. I looked it up only to find a male comic book character. But I haven't read the comic books or seen the movies so I don't get how it all fits with this.

Thanos is the purple-skinned SJW demi-god of the Marvel Universe who decides to kill half of all people in existence using the magic powers of the five Privilege Checking Stones. He may or may not be a supervillain depending on your views but to most men on this forum he probably is. Thanos's reaping of half of all living beings is his end game in the movie Avengers: Infinity War.

His decision to kill so many people only becomes possible after he gathers all five of the Smash Patriarchy Stones from various places across the galaxy into his gargantuan Glove of Instagram. The reaping is set to be totally random, though, and who dies and who lives is not based on race, sex, class, or whether you are a high schooler who didn't get to dip your spidey sensor into Mary Jane's fire bush yet. Thanos's feminism is about true equality.

Big Purple's reasoning for wiping out 50% of all living beings from this great gift we call existence is, get this: so the remaining 50% have more food to eat. Or... more lebensraum. Or something. This is how we know Thanos is an SJW, and not just a run-of-the-mill supervillain. Because instead of using his newfound position of power after finally recovering all of the Rape Culture Stones to do something useful, like magically wink 200% more food INTO existence, or a billion more planets for people to live on - which would be the real "inclusive" solution - he decides to throw a tantrum and burn everything down, which ultimately accomplishes nothing except to cock-block Peter Parker.

"If you're gonna raise a ruckus, one word of advice: if you're gonna do wrong, buddy, do wrong right."
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^^^^BRAVO! Well done. Made me cough tea out of my nose.

I really appreciate when you guys write stuff like this... Makes me proud.
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Quote: (09-05-2018 10:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Feel like explaining the Thanos reference? I have no idea what that means.

When Thanos collects all Infinity Stones (gems who grant special powers) he gets so powerful that snapping his fingers is enough to decimate half of the galaxy population. He does that in the last scene in the last Avengers movie.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-04-2018 12:47 PM)balybary Wrote:  

"How Can She Slap?"

It's been a long time that the great video about human nature has not been posted.





That one never gets old. Especially when those 30 white knights pile on the guy after th... holy shit... 30 white knights; it's Little Dark!!!![Image: amazed.gif]

"Intellectuals are naturally attracted by the idea of a planned society, in the belief that they will be in charge of it" -Roger Scruton
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

This video really says it all. I moved to my current city 3 years ago which is when I first bought a smartphone and I've been using swipe apps on and off for a lot of that time. It amazes me to see some very attractive girls (more attractive than this thot) who have been on there the entire time. When I was younger there's no way girls of that caliber would have been single for 3 years. To me the only real possibilities are that they have extremely objectionable personalities or that they have outrageously unrealistic standards. I lean towards the latter as guys will put up with a hot girl's bullshit.

I find one case in particular to be very amusing because the girl matched with me both on Tinder and Bumble multiple times, but never messaged or responded to me. Now her "bio" reads "I don't want to die alone" which is exactly what the star of this dumb video said. So maybe that's becoming a catchphrase for these girls or she really meant it. She's in her early-mid 30's and won't be getting any prettier. She probably could have done quite well for herself, but her options will diminish with each passing day.

I'm generally a pessimist but I genuinely think that a correction will happen soon. I think it will be accelerated once the world gets to see how maladjusted the next generation of little Dakotas, Haileys, Kaileys, Madisons, and Skylers will be. I think the cause of the blue hair revolution is being championed so vehemently now because (most likely subconsciously) they're beginning to see how their state mandated utopia isn't bringing them the joy they thought it would, and the lack of fulfillment is manifesting itself in the stupid "social justice" and "equality" type hashtags with which they bombard the social mediaverse every day. They certainly don't act like happy or satisfied people.

We went from Leave it to Beaver to Woodstock in less than 20 years so the tide can turn very quickly, even more so now with the internet and social media. I don't think there's anything that can be done except to let this nonsense fizzle out, but the bottom will drop out eventually and men who are willing to work hard and be decent will once again be appreciated and rewarded.

Fuck this girl and her bullshit and fuck all the losers who watched that video and thought that she is bubbly and cute. She will never be able to function in a loving relationship and it's probably already too late for her. She most certainly will die alone - after turning to sugar babying followed by outright whoring and I will feel no sympathy for her. While she's just a dumb girl doing what all her dumb friends and role models do, ultimately they're her decisions and she brings her misery on herself.
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#73

Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Never give women options. They always end up exhausting all the choices and ending up with nothing.

I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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Quote: (09-05-2018 01:21 AM)icyT Wrote:  

I noticed an interesting verb watching this.
  • Jubilee "I'm 5'6" Pretty tall for an Asian girl."
    Lyndon Adol Apostol "Here we go."
    Manny Shih "Fuck it's over."
    Matt Fernandez "Mr stark"
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "This is it boys"
    Roman Rager "they really bouta give the short homies anotha L"
    Jubilee "You gotta be at least 5'10" Buuuut..."
    Y.J. Gold "She bout to Thanos us."
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "Half the population"
    Jubilee "I like em even taller."
    Matt Fernandez "TIFFTHANOS HAS STRICKEN"
I can't much identify with the way these young guys IM but it's nice to see that they immediately recognize when a woman is planning to engage in height discrimination and immediately band together and relate her to a mad death-worshipper who eliminates an innocent 50% of humanity.

Of course that's just on a single criteria. Women will usually do this on several. If they rule out the bottom 50% in facial attractiveness AND the bottom 50% in height, assuming equal distribution amongst these groups that would be around 25% of the population left and 75% eliminated.

So they're actually worse than Thanos. It's like spamming a double Demi ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI ) with a gem box or a single casting of Quartr ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI )

This dude said "double demi."

[Image: laugh3.gif]

That made me chuckle. Not even going to lie. Great post.

I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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Above Average Asian Girl Ends Up Alone After Axing 20 Guys in Speed Dating Experiment

Quote: (09-05-2018 11:22 AM)Buddydowrongright2 Wrote:  

Quote: (09-05-2018 10:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Quote: (09-05-2018 01:21 AM)icyT Wrote:  

I noticed an interesting verb watching this.
  • Jubilee "I'm 5'6" Pretty tall for an Asian girl."
    Lyndon Adol Apostol "Here we go."
    Manny Shih "Fuck it's over."
    Matt Fernandez "Mr stark"
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "This is it boys"
    Roman Rager "they really bouta give the short homies anotha L"
    Jubilee "You gotta be at least 5'10" Buuuut..."
    Y.J. Gold "She bout to Thanos us."
    Claudio Parrone Jr. "Half the population"
    Jubilee "I like em even taller."
    Matt Fernandez "TIFFTHANOS HAS STRICKEN"
I can't much identify with the way these young guys IM but it's nice to see that they immediately recognize when a woman is planning to engage in height discrimination and immediately band together and relate her to a mad death-worshipper who eliminates an innocent 50% of humanity.

Of course that's just on a single criteria. Women will usually do this on several. If they rule out the bottom 50% in facial attractiveness AND the bottom 50% in height, assuming equal distribution amongst these groups that would be around 25% of the population left and 75% eliminated.

So they're actually worse than Thanos. It's like spamming a double Demi ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI ) with a gem box or a single casting of Quartr ( https://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Grav...Fantasy_VI )

Feel like explaining the Thanos reference? I have no idea what that means. I looked it up only to find a male comic book character. But I haven't read the comic books or seen the movies so I don't get how it all fits with this.

Thanos is the purple-skinned SJW demi-god of the Marvel Universe who decides to kill half of all people in existence using the magic powers of the five Privilege Checking Stones. He may or may not be a supervillain depending on your views but to most men on this forum he probably is. Thanos's reaping of half of all living beings is his end game in the movie Avengers: Infinity War.

His decision to kill so many people only becomes possible after he gathers all five of the Smash Patriarchy Stones from various places across the galaxy into his gargantuan Glove of Instagram. The reaping is set to be totally random, though, and who dies and who lives is not based on race, sex, class, or whether you are a high schooler who didn't get to dip your spidey sensor into Mary Jane's fire bush yet. Thanos's feminism is about true equality.

Big Purple's reasoning for wiping out 50% of all living beings from this great gift we call existence is, get this: so the remaining 50% have more food to eat. Or... more lebensraum. Or something. This is how we know Thanos is an SJW, and not just a run-of-the-mill supervillain. Because instead of using his newfound position of power after finally recovering all of the Rape Culture Stones to do something useful, like magically wink 200% more food INTO existence, or a billion more planets for people to live on - which would be the real "inclusive" solution - he decides to throw a tantrum and burn everything down, which ultimately accomplishes nothing except to cock-block Peter Parker.

Hilarious post!

But did they really mess up Thanos' motive that badly in the Infinity War movie?

Originally he was a Demi-God in love with the Goddess of Death, and he decided the only way to get her to love him was to get the Infinity Stones and kill everyone in the universe for her. He is fairly alpha in some ways, he's a big brute and has alien chicks hanging off him, but he goes pretty much Incel over Death because of his severe Oneitis for her. He has a simple game plan though, AMOG the whole universe and peacock over everyone's corpses for Death when you're the last one left....basically the Elliot Rodger plan. And surprisingly it works for a while, Thanos goes Little Dark on the whole universe. But Thanos Beta's out when Death cucks him once again just as he's trying to caveman her, she isn't impressed by his worship and pedestalization of her. He loses his concentration just before securing the bang, and loses control of his Stones. Death is disgusted by this creepy weirdo, she calls all her White Knight Avengers into the club, they beat his ass down, take his Glitter Gauntlet and smash it to pieces, then share it with their friends. That's how I remember the comics anyway...

I haven't seen it but I might have to watch it now, so I can talk shit at my TV the whole time.
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