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08-19-2018, 10:22 AM
Ever wonder what the legal process is like if you get charged with a crime? Step on in and maybe I can give you some information. I'm a criminal defense attorney with 15 years experience. My practice ranges from traffic tickets to major felonies, and I've conducted about 20 jury trials. Criminal law is my life's work, and I don't take any other types of cases. I run my own firm. No partners, no associates, just me and my girl Friday, a cell phone, and a whole lot of guile. (Yes I do have an office and all that, but I am so frequently out that I usually just turn my car or whatever courtroom I happen to be in into a mini mobile office.)
I'd like to keep this as an active, ongoing thread with updates and general guidance on different areas of criminal law, and maybe the occasional war story. Feel free to ask any questions. Understand, of course, that I am not offering legal advice for your particular situation. For that you should consult an attorney in your jurisdiction. I am a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer until you hire me. Also, the scope of this thread will be limited to criminal legal issues in the United States. We have a very international membership here, but I cannot tell you anything about the legal system or laws outside the US. And don't ask about divorce, bankruptcy, child support, if your dog bit the neighbor, business law, anything like that. My answer will be: I don't know, talk to a lawyer who does. But if you've been arrested, or are just curious about how it all works, come on in and pick my brain.
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08-19-2018, 10:33 AM
Let’s say I’m at home and someone breaks into my home. He is armed and dangerous. I fear for my life.
Does my legal outcome differ whether I kill this home intruder with a gun, or a baseball bat?
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08-19-2018, 10:40 AM
Let's start with one of my favorite types of cases, and one that is probably on the mind of members here, domestic violence. Also might be known as domestic assault or domestic battery. Typically, it is a different offense than just plain old assault (simple assault/battery). With domestic assault, that has to be some kind of intimate partner or family relationship between the alleged victim and accused. It could be people who are married, dating, living together, have a child together, or are related by blood or marriage. That can be a pretty broad range of people in your life.
Domestic violence is a crime you absolutely do not want to mess around with. The stigma that comes with it, with being labeled (for us men) as a woman beater can be catastrophic for image, employment, and your overall future. Also, under federal law, a conviction for a "misdemeanor crime of domestic violence" bars you from owning, possession, or purchasing a firearm. You lose your gun rights. Period, for life.
Let's look more into it. First, understand this. If you and the girl have an altercation, and the police get called, one of you is going to jail. Period. In my experience it is the policy of most law enforcement departments, when responding to a domestic disturbance, to simply determine who was the primary aggressor and then arrest that person. (If any law enforcement members want to add anything, please do so.) Even if the "victim" does not want to press charges. Even if there was no actual fight or injuries and she was calling the police out of spite or to just diffuse the situation, and things have calmed down by the time they arrive. On a domestic call, when the cops get there somebody is likely going to jail. Their stance is: let the court sort it out, we're just doing our job.
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08-19-2018, 12:20 PM
Cool thread, this is a more general one...
How do you go about defending a client where you know they're guilty? Just always wondered how the ethical/moral dilemma contrasts with what is essentially your job? Do you ask if they're guilty? Does it matter to you I guess also?
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08-19-2018, 12:22 PM
A little more on domestic cases. Sometimes the victim wants to drop the charges. This is good, but easier said than done. It doesn't mean the charge just goes away automatically. The prosecutor will still go forward on the case, but I can use this as leverage to work out a deal that keeps a conviction off the client's record. Why can't the charge just go away if the victim wants to drop it? Because now it's a court matter and it's not up to the victim. And courts have these things called subpoenas, and those tend to get people's attention. Sometimes clients (or the victims themselves) will ask me "What if she doesn't come to court?" She will, I say, when she gets that subpoena.
However, prosecutors don't want to deal with non-compliant witnesses, and they also don't want to get involved with personal messes when two people just want to resolve their differences, so usually we can work out something that avoids a trial and keeps it off the client's record.
Sometimes I have cases where both parties are victims and defendants--they beat each other up. These can go away pretty easy because the state cannot ethically go forward. They cannot prosecute their own victim in a case.
By the way I keep referring to the victim as female, since this is being written for men who might find themselves accused, but I've had plenty of women dv clients too. Lot of women out there get arrested for beating up their man.
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08-19-2018, 01:27 PM
You said you've had 20 jury trials in 15 years' experience. So, on average you have 1 and 1/3 major case annually. How much time during the year do you spend working on that particular case, and how much on minor cases like traffic tickets etc.?
Does that one major case per year provide a substantial sum of money, or do you have to additionally work your ass with minor cases?
Do you do other things as well, like writing or reviewing textbooks for law students?
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08-19-2018, 01:37 PM
Alright, here's a good question:
Let's say someone got a DUI a few years back. DUI's are criminal.
Will this be on the record forever when someone does a background check on you? Or will it be gone within a timeframe and "covered"(I heard 7 years?)? When employers do a background check, do they see the final outcome of the case or just that fact that that person was arrested and given a DUI (which is a criminal offense)?
In addition to that, who can see the DUI on that person's record? Would it be seen by agents in the airport? When applying for a visa? Employers? Credit checks?
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08-19-2018, 02:03 PM
This seems like a good way for a newbie with no rep points to get us all to admit to committing crimes under the guise of being "helpful." This post has set off my suspicion radar.
I'd be happy to participate in such a thread 1). In the private forum and 2). With a veteran member.
Once again (in three-part harmony), I request that all new members be required to contribute 100 worthwhile posts to threads before being allowed to start their own. There are just way, way too many threads started by newbies who haven't added anything to our ongoing discussions.
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08-19-2018, 02:59 PM
How far out should a client call you?
Personally as soon as I come noticing things not in their natural state, I get cautious and “wait and see”.
What’s the furthest use of surveillance you’ve a seen?
In an imaginary world - One has a Burner laptop from Craigslist using public WiFi to buy phones using eBay gift cards bought with cash.
Your thoughts when a cop/fed says “I already know, just want to hear your side.”? Personally I say “if you knew you wouldn’t be asking. My attorney will answer the question.” And keep my mouth shut. Learned that the hard way.
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08-19-2018, 03:04 PM
A DUI will show up af the airport. Those DHS guys have access to everything. I know because they asked about my expunged crap from 13 years ago that normies don’t get access to.
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08-19-2018, 03:26 PM
Jesus, CR, what kind of shit are you into?
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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08-19-2018, 05:05 PM
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Cool, do you ever take cases where the evidence (read odds) is against you or do you screen the clients on that front ahead of time. Probably a difficult balance between taking winning cases and making money!
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If a client wants to maintain their innocence and fight it, but the evidence is strongly against them, I've got no problem taking the case. I'll do the best I can and be their advocate all the way but I let them know it's probably not going to end well. For some cases I tell them point blank: you should take the deal. It's your right to have a trial but you should really take this deal (assuming I've got a decent offer from the prosecutor). If they say no, I put in on the record in open court.
About the only cases I don't like taking are old ones, where somebody got convicted years ago and they want to reopen the case because they think they have some new evidence or their lawyer didn't do something right at trial. There's usually not much I can do for them because it's very difficult just to get those cases back in court.
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08-19-2018, 07:09 PM
Cool thread.
My question: how accurate are police reports? Do cops generally write down the truth as they see it, or do they tend to fuck things up when making the official report? It seems like a police report isn't going to be very accurate, when you take into account the average cop's level of education (critical thinking, writing skills/organization skills, memory of what happened) combined with how frantic crime scenes can be.
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08-19-2018, 07:14 PM
Has there ever been a situation in your practice where talking to the police actually made things better for the suspect/person of interest? All of the legal advice I've seen seems to suggest it is never good to talk to the police, even if you aren't guilty of anything. Your thoughts?
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08-19-2018, 08:23 PM
Quote: (08-19-2018 07:14 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:
Has there ever been a situation in your practice where talking to the police actually made things better for the suspect/person of interest? All of the legal advice I've seen seems to suggest it is never good to talk to the police, even if you aren't guilty of anything. Your thoughts?
Take this guy's word (and the cop, too) for it:
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08-19-2018, 11:43 PM
Another question.
Man goes on a date with a girl (or meets her at a nightclub or whatever), they hit it off, and go home together. Both are a little drunk.
They have sex. The man, worried about false rape accusations, secretly records the encounter without her prior consent -- both video and audio -- despite this being against the law.
Sometime later, maybe a week or so, the girl falsely accuses the man of raping her.
The man, freaked out of course, calls you and spills the beans on what happened. He puts you on retainer and he gives you video and audio evidence.
The girl hires a prosecutor, who is determined to take this all the way to a criminal trial.
Would you be confident that you can win a case like this, despite him illegally recording the encounter?
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08-20-2018, 06:19 AM
he´s advertising for clients.