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You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response
#1

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

What would your response be if a chick said that to you?

I dont live in the US but my response would be to casually reply that I am not interested in damaged goods.

Anyone think of a wittier response?
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#2

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

If I was American my reply would be "Why would I want to?"
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#3

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

"All the materialistic models and actresses I've slept there have made me feel shallow. I was looking for a woman here w/ substance, apparently you're not it."
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#4

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

You can only eat so much McDonalds before you start to crave Fillet Mignon steak...
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#5

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

I don't even get into a long enough conversation with a girl where she is able to bring it up. If you do then you're wasting your time. Why try to convince girls you don't even like of your life choices?
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#6

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Off the top of my head....

'Women in the U.S. don't take care of themselves, don't enjoy life, and don't enjoy sex. I prefer the women here...and I'm sure you don't have much in common with American women, right?'
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#7

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

I can get laid in the states but the reality is you will get much better looking woman in south america. like say its easy for you to pull a 6 in the states then it will be real easy to pull an 8 in south america and pluse i don't have to deal with stupid american culture.
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#8

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

It's not so much that you can't get laid it more like you can't find any good marriage material.

Team Nachos
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#9

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

"What, did the Mormons take over?"
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#10

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

I would have whipped my Iphone out and showed her a video of me pounding some girl from the back. I have a trick to make homemade porn with it.
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#11

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

If you ever feel the need to justify your behaviour to women chaps, you are doing it wrong.
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#12

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Or just show her this picture...

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#13

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Quote: (09-27-2011 09:21 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  

If you ever feel the need to justify your behaviour to women chaps, you are doing it wrong.

Yeah, this is a fun "witty retort" exercise, but in reality, I would just exit and go and talk to a girl that was open.

Preferably one with high heels and a short skirt. And preferably foreign.

I am not too big on the "witty retorts" in bars on negative girls. It just brings the energy down.

I finally learned its not about winning every single battle. It's about winning the war.

And Roosh, for the love of God, stop posting that picture!
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#14

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Does anyone ever really get this question? I understand Roosh does, since he has a blog where he trashes american girls, but for everyone else, it has to be a perfect storm of you loudly talking about how shitty american girls are, how great foreign women are, and in front of a cunt ballsy enough to call you out for it to actually happen. I doubt Roosh ever even hears this question in real life.

I let it be known that I've traveled abroad to girls I'm talking to, and have even brought up how great I think it is to date "outside your comfort zone and girls from other cultures" because it expands your horizons. I've never gotten any type of negative cunty response.
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#15

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

That's why Donald Trump, one of the most powerful and recognizable business leaders of the last quarter century, who has the best of everything, is married to a Slovenian (formerly married a Swedish woman). And I'm sure Tiger Woods was having a ton of trouble getting laid in the U.S... Or Leonardo DiCaprio.
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#17

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Defending your choices to a woman is beta.
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#18

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Jesus man , the more I read about American women in this forum , the more I feel sorry for you guys.

Its almost unbelievable to me that it can be really this BAD. At least here in Brazil most girls are ashamed to go out at clubs/beaches etc if they aren't a bit skinny and fit at least. But Bitch shields/feminist culture are getting higher each year.

Chicks need to be on rotation like a Netflix queue
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#19

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Quote: (09-27-2011 06:06 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  

Its almost unbelievable to me that it can be really this BAD.

Your intuition is correct, it's not as bad as portrayed here.

Honestly, I would be really careful forming negative opinions about places you didn't visit, based on internet discussions.
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#20

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

All the times I've gotten laid in the US I needed some form of Alcohol and a pretty stupid girl who was below my standards..the hotter ones are too stupid and materialistic to bed.
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#21

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

Quote: (09-27-2011 09:21 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  

If you ever feel the need to justify your behaviour to women chaps, you are doing it wrong.

I get that line mostly from beta guys.
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#22

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"

That would be my response... then I'd leave and go find a girl who didn't suck. Wouldn't say anything, wouldn't let her reply, would just walk off mid-conversation. Fuck 'em.
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#23

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

This usually works: "George W. Bush married an American chick"
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#24

You Can’t Get Laid In The United States - response

I was enjoying this thread and then suddenly felt scared and sick when i saw Roosh's post/photo
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