i read on some forums online that guys would go to strip clubs weekly to intentionally cum from the lap dances. the guys would wear basketball shorts, no underwear, and slip a condom on their cock before going out. then while in the club they'd find the biggest booty stripper available. during the lap dance they would essentially dry fuck the girl reverse cowgirl position until they cum in the condom. i was thinking about this and this seems like pseudo-sex. it's not full on sex because there is no penetration, but essentially you are banging the girl because the motion is similar and the only thing separating your cock from her booty is very thin basketball shorts. the physical sensations obviously are not the same as fucking the girl (your cock isn't in her pussy), but you do get other sensations such as having her physical body on you, holding her waist, grabbing her ass a bit, etc. so with that being said does this all sound very stupid or would anyone do this?
Cumming during a lap dance, does anyone do this?
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sounds stupid but definitely will boost your strip club experience compared to simply blowing money and leaving with blue balls
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so with that being said does this all sound very stupid
Well, duh...
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Wow people that desperate for attention.
The usernames and their experiences are laughable nowadays. OP is not a PUA.
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Game is the difference between a broke average looking dude in a 2nd tier city turning bad bitch feminists into maids and fucktoys and a well to do lawyer with 50x the dough taking 3 dates to bang broads in philly.
That's some Charlie runkle logic right there
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What kind of bullshit is this? I've had strippers beg *me* to cum for them and told them to fuck off.
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Huh ? Reading this hurts my head
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Holy fuck, what did I just read.
Don't want to encourage trolling, but that was a little funny.
2,5/10 effort; reading it made me chuckle similar to when you hear a good joke for the second time. Still a ways to go to beat the legend of the forum.
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2,5/10 effort; reading it made me chuckle similar to when you hear a good joke for the second time. Still a ways to go to beat the legend of the forum.
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