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09-25-2011, 12:01 PM
Gents,
I am saddened to report that I may have committed one of the unpardonable sins.
I have been knowing this one particular whore for some time , who, in my opinion is very close to what we would consider a "buttaface". She's not full on ugly, but let's just say you would put a plastic bag over her face as opposed to a brown paper bag. As a friend, I have never really had any intention of pursuing any sexual encounters with her, but, she has a wonderful personality and pussy. So, well...... I slipped and somehow found myself entangled between her legs with reckless disregard. This has caused much upheaval , but I really enjoy her personality. She's always laughing, never seems to have any problems, and would trek the Sahara for me, if I asked her to. The problem is that , the face is really a wretched fixture in my brain ,but the pussy was a gift from God I believe.
What am I to do? I know these types of girls hurt quite easily as well.
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09-25-2011, 12:19 PM
What is the predicament here?
Are you having trouble dealing with your shame for committing such an atrocity?
Or are you worried about her feelings now?
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09-25-2011, 12:42 PM
Save her for drunk booty calls.
We all have a butta in the mist, its Ok.
I had to Ditch mine a few weeks ago and I'm not happy about it. My cousin has one and we have called her "Butta" so many times that it slips out in her presence.
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09-25-2011, 02:04 PM
Quote: (09-25-2011 12:01 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Gents,
I am saddened to report that I may have committed one of the unpardonable sins.
I have been knowing this one particular whore for some time , who, in my opinion is very close to what we would consider a "buttaface". She's not full on ugly, but let's just say you would put a plastic bag over her face as opposed to a brown paper bag. As a friend, I have never really had any intention of pursuing any sexual encounters with her, but, she has a wonderful personality and pussy. So, well...... I slipped and somehow found myself entangled between her legs with reckless disregard. This has caused much upheaval , but I really enjoy her personality. She's always laughing, never seems to have any problems, and would trek the Sahara for me, if I asked her to. The problem is that , the face is really a wretched fixture in my brain ,but the pussy was a gift from God I believe.
What am I to do? I know these types of girls hurt quite easily as well.
"No such thing as a ugly woman with
a dick in her mouth" My Grandfather
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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09-25-2011, 02:37 PM
Quote: (09-25-2011 02:25 PM)MrPink Wrote:
Marry her.
It's the honorable thing to do. You can stay on the forum, but will have to change your name from Pusscrook to Pusswhipped.
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09-25-2011, 04:20 PM
Take the blame. Be straight forward, and tell her it was your fault, go overboard with it, tell her your a bad person for doing it and that it shouldn't have happened and wont happen again. If you REALLY beat yourself about it infront of her it'll kick on the female compassion switch and she'll instantly forgive you.
I've broken up three girls this way, they all ended up apologizing to me in the end.
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09-25-2011, 10:13 PM
"We all have a buttah in the mist." LMAO
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09-26-2011, 12:10 AM
She obviously passed the boner test. Why the hell are you beating yourself up about it? Worried about what your friends will think?
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09-26-2011, 01:06 AM
Give her the LJBF talk, from a mans perspective.
"It's just weird, since we're such good friends. We really shouldn't do it again."
Doesn't have to be too logical, especially if you say you guys are badass buddies. She'll probably stick around.
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09-26-2011, 08:08 AM
Scam some cash from one of your other girls and get her some plastic surgery.
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09-26-2011, 08:55 AM
Just hit it from behind. As long as your friends don't find out.
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09-26-2011, 08:58 AM
Quote: (09-26-2011 08:27 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (09-26-2011 08:18 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:
Quote: (09-26-2011 08:08 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:
Scam some cash from one of your other girls and get her some plastic surgery.
Hahahaha, see the previous post I wrote to Doctor. I think I will take that approach , Parlay. "Gotta know when to fold"
I'm curious as to what you consider a "butta". Could you post a pic of something simular of what you speak of?
That would be a classic example of butta face. Damn, girls got nice tits. I'd hit it with the right amount of Jager, mixed with a dash of desperation.
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09-26-2011, 11:53 AM
Quote: (09-26-2011 09:01 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:
The buttaface is a myth. There are no ugly women.
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/there-are-no...-bai-ling/
You just have to teach your girl how to do her hair and make-up.
those women had plastic surgery though