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Lizard Grooming Habits
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Lizard Grooming Habits

In the spirit of this post: http://www.rooshv.com/brazilian-women-understand-2

I have no trouble pulling girls at my school, but it would be a lot more convenient and take less energy to snag 6's and 7's if they were a larger percent of the student body.

I'm seeing lots of wasted potential at my school: lizards who could be a point higher on the physical attractiveness scale if they just put in some effort into their appearance. Like a lot of people have said about America, if there were more attractive girls there wouldn't be as much competition for the few good ones and they would constitute a higher percentage of your bangs since they are a larger part of the population.

Plus, though this is going out there, all these girls realize that they have equally attractive competition so they inadvertently push each other to come up with new ways to appeal to guys (like us), hopefully by not doing what mainstream media like sex and the city considers "appealing" like telling stories of drunken hookups.

I'm going to try in my hs to affect at least some positive change in the future of generation of lizards' behavior, for our benefit, by turning them onto a "science of sexual attraction" seminar/presentation (that's on both men and women so I don't seem too obvious) I'll make for a large (co-ed) class that'll hopefully spread the word around school. Every statement I make there I'll dig up scientific reasoning and studies to support, but I want to make sure I have a solid list for this lizards to hear what they should be doing. So:

What are some things/habits women (imagine a typical 5-6) could pick up to go up a point or two on the physical attractiveness scale? I know this is really general but here's a start:

1. Wax all body hair (cooch debatable)-including ass
2.Don't be fat
3. Constantly wash face and use moisturizer (I hate acne)
4. Lots of ass and leg exercises, no more oatmeal on the back of their legs.
4. NEVER HAVE BAD BREATH
5. No nasty feet, at school I've seen too many open sandals showing dead skin or hair [Image: confused.gif] . Scrub it off.
6. No pajamas in public
7. Coconut Oil to prevent dry hair
8. Wear deodorant or use shampoo that smells like it was designed for women, not men.
9. Use lip moisturizer
10. Jeans that show off ass

Please add to the list:
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Lizard Grooming Habits

If a girl can't take care of her feet then she can't clean her ass or pussy. That's what I always say.
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Lizard Grooming Habits

Quote: (09-24-2011 01:18 PM)YoungGunner Wrote:  

In the spirit of this post: http://www.rooshv.com/brazilian-women-understand-2

I have no trouble pulling girls at my school, but it would be a lot more convenient and take less energy to snag 6's and 7's if they were a larger percent of the student body.

I'm seeing lots of wasted potential at my school: lizards who could be a point higher on the physical attractiveness scale if they just put in some effort into their appearance. Like a lot of people have said about America, if there were more attractive girls there wouldn't be as much competition for the few good ones and they would constitute a higher percentage of your bangs since they are a larger part of the population.

Plus, though this is going out there, all these girls realize that they have equally attractive competition so they inadvertently push each other to come up with new ways to appeal to guys (like us), hopefully by not doing what mainstream media like sex and the city considers "appealing" like telling stories of drunken hookups.

I'm going to try in my hs to affect at least some positive change in the future of generation of lizards' behavior, for our benefit, by turning them onto a "science of sexual attraction" seminar/presentation (that's on both men and women so I don't seem too obvious) I'll make for a large (co-ed) class that'll hopefully spread the word around school. Every statement I make there I'll dig up scientific reasoning and studies to support, but I want to make sure I have a solid list for this lizards to hear what they should be doing. So:

What are some things/habits women (imagine a typical 5-6) could pick up to go up a point or two on the physical attractiveness scale? I know this is really general but here's a start:

1. Wax all body hair (cooch debatable)-including ass
2.Don't be fat
3. Constantly wash face and use moisturizer (I hate acne)
4. Lots of ass and leg exercises, no more oatmeal on the back of their legs.
4. NEVER HAVE BAD BREATH
5. No nasty feet, at school I've seen too many open sandals showing dead skin or hair [Image: confused.gif] . Scrub it off.
6. No pajamas in public
7. Coconut Oil to prevent dry hair
8. Wear deodorant or use shampoo that smells like it was designed for women, not men.
9. Use lip moisturizer
10. Jeans that show off ass

Please add to the list:

lower ab exercises. i was dating this very attractive girl (8), but she was a beer drinker so started form a little pooch. and she hated working out. i'm no longer dating her because of that reason.
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Lizard Grooming Habits

Quote: (09-24-2011 01:28 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl can't take care of her feet then she can't clean her ass or pussy. That's what I always say.

Haha,lol. thats something you always say ?

I can just imagine you in an rockin chair on a porch giving that advice to your grandson

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Lizard Grooming Habits

If a girl wears pajamas, sweatpants, or flip flops(while not at the pool) in public she is a fucking slob. For some reason lots of college girls like to do this. Its not ok unless your a lesbian, and if I see you do it, I'll assume you are a lesbian or white trash.
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Lizard Grooming Habits

General hygience and public behavior...

1. Biting nails, biting the flesh around their nails. Straight up disgusting, I have seen good looking girls do it.
2. Picking their noses in public.
3. NOSE HAIR. Yes sir women have them and sometimes they are visible and whores dont do anything about it.

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#7

Lizard Grooming Habits

Thought of another one: When they get eye crust in the morning, makes it hard to keep eye contact without squinting at them.
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#8

Lizard Grooming Habits

1. Make the eyebrows look like they are designed when you are born.
2. Nails clean, no old paint, and even better: do them weekly.
3. Go to the parlor salon at least once in a month.
4. Soap for your body is not the same for the face.
5. use body oil + body cream for dryer skins
6. wear perfum
7. take shower DAILY. (YES, I MEAN IT.)
8. Buy clothes for your body type. Is not because Kim Kardashian is wearing that you should too.
9. Eat properly.

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