[Parlay44]

400 Pound Woman Sues Paris Zoo After Escaped Hippo Tried To Rape Her



https://hiptoro.com/400-pound-woman-sues..._medium=VM


Paris.— The Paris Zoological Park is being sued after a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a hippopotamus that had escaped the zoo for only a few hours yesterday, World Daily News reports.

The large semiaquatic mammal apparently was able to slip out of its enclosure last night after massive flooding and a fallen tree severely damaged the security fence.

Geraldine Boudin, 54, owner of a bakery next to the Zoological Park, is suing the zoo’s administration after she claims she was sexually assaulted by the huge beast after she was returning home that night.

“At first I could not believe what I saw. I was terrified,” she told reporters.

“It ran towards me, pushed me to the ground and just jumped on me, grunting,” she recalls, visibly still traumatized.

“All I remember is trying to dodge its large erect penis and giant testicles from rubbing onto my face,” she added, horrified.
Boudin says the 2,800-pound animal finally ejaculated after she tried rubbing his penis with her feet and eventually left her alone.

No Paris Zoological Park official has yet commented upon the lawsuit but a park spokesman told reporters the “complaint is being dealt with extremely seriously” and that “security issues are a main priority” at the moment.

[Mr. D]

Man, fetish porn is getting weirder... Who'd actually want to see hippo footjobs?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

400 pound woman? Sounds more like she tried to rape the hippo.

#HippoToo

[Parlay44]

Quote:

“It ran towards me, pushed me to the ground and just jumped on me, grunting,” she recalls, visibly still traumatized.

Caveman game

[SteezeySteve]

Funniest part is she actually jerked off the hippo.

[Marmite]

Like hell she tried to avoid what was probably the only cock she has ever had shoved in her face.

[Dusty]

I didn’t know hippos were into incest.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

Not to spoil the fun, but this is not a real story. It's a tall tale that's been circulating online for months.

The UK paper The Sun did an article back in February explaining why the story wasn't true.

For one thing, it originated at the World News Daily Report -- a site that comes right out and says: "World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content." Secondly, the woman in the pic died five years ago and was part of another news story because of that.

[Buck Wild]

Definitely a fake story--thanks for the link DOBA.

I also would not be surprised if the photo of the group of guys pushing the hippo is also fake. Hippos are actually among the most ill-tempered and unpredictable animals on earth--extremely dangerous & aggressive.

[realologist]

Too bad it's not real but if it was this is how it would go down.

[Rotten]

This didn't sound real.

Hippopotamus is the most dangerous, most deadly large animal in Africa (and probably the world too), killing more humans every year than, for example, lions or crocodiles.

It's a bad idea to mess with them.

[Sombro]

I thought the woman's last name gave it away pretty quick.

[dknightbro]

#metoo for hippos

Not even hippos are safe from the gynocracy.

[LeBaron]

10/10 Thread title


edit: just realised her last name "boudin" litteraly means "Ugly girl" in french slang, this is too good to be true aha!

[Foolsgo1d]

Well yes its not real. A 400lb human is a snack for a Hippo. But the serious question here must be; is the hippo ok?

[Hypno]

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(03-28-2018 11:13 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Not to spoil the fun, but this is not a real story. It's a tall tale that's been circulating online for months.

The UK paper The Sun did an article back in February explaining why the story wasn't true.

For one thing, it originated at the World News Daily Report -- a site that comes right out and says: "World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content." Secondly, the woman in the pic died five years ago and was part of another news story because of that.

It sounded true. I'd say it was false but accurate.

[PapayaTapper]

(03-28-2018 01:48 PM)Hypno Wrote:  

C'mon hipp-bro? Do you even lift? You can do better. The thirst is real.

[BortimusPrime]

(03-28-2018 10:40 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

“All I remember is trying to dodge its large erect penis and giant testicles from rubbing onto my face,” she added, horrified.
Boudin says the 2,800-pound animal finally ejaculated after she tried rubbing his penis with her feet and eventually left her alone.

I wish people would stop gossiping about my dating life.

[Parlay44]

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(03-28-2018 11:13 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Not to spoil the fun, but this is not a real story. It's a tall tale that's been circulating online for months.

The UK paper The Sun did an article back in February explaining why the story wasn't true.

For one thing, it originated at the World News Daily Report -- a site that comes right out and says: "World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content." Secondly, the woman in the pic died five years ago and was part of another news story because of that.

Of course the story is not real. A hippo would simply trample her and she would be dead. This is not some kind of poodle who tries to jerk off on a human leg or a bigger dog who tries to slip it in.

Hippos have more in common with alligator behavior than with horses, cows or any of the sort.





It may be a tame zoo hippo, but I don't think that a woman would survive any such close encounter unharmed.