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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 10:18 AM
Happy Year of the Dog, degenerates!
The Dog is the eleventh of all zodiac animals. According to one myth, the Jade Emperor said the order would be decided by the order in which they arrived to his party. Monkey, Rooster and Dog were in another country, helping a god defeat evil spirits. After, they set off to the party together. Because they arrived at the same time, the Jade Emperor went by the order they met the god in the other country. Thus, Dog became eleventh.
The Dog is also associated with the Earthly Branch (地支—dì zhī) xū (戌), and the hours 7–9 in the evening. In the terms of yin and yang (阴阳—yīn yáng), the Dog is yang.
In China, it is still popular to name dogs Wàng Cái (旺财). It means “prosperous wealth” and comes from dogs’ barking sounds (旺旺—wàng wàng).
Honest and loyal, Dogs are the truest friends and most reliable partner.
Recent years of the Dog are: 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018
So, that's it! May you find fortune in your business, and loyalty among your closed and beloved ones!
By the way, the more I know women the more I love my dog!
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 10:22 AM
Sounds like a bunch of chingchang jibbajabba to me.
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 10:25 AM
Quote: (02-16-2018 10:22 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:
Sounds like a bunch of chingchang jibbajabba to me.
Relax, man. Every religion and social doctrine is nothing but a bunch of 'chingchang jibbajabba' created fot the purpose of social control and bonding.
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 10:30 AM
Hung lo fat kok!
Take care of those titties for me.
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 11:12 AM
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 11:16 AM
Take care of those titties for me.
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 11:45 AM
I was born in a dog year, woof woof!
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 01:00 PM
This thread is not going the direction op planed
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 01:03 PM
Happy Year of the Dog Mom
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 04:26 PM
Nuthin’ but the dawg in me this year...
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 05:03 PM
Oh geez.
So all the fours & fives out there, think they've got a special year all to themselves...?
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-16-2018, 06:59 PM
OP - To get this forum's attention, you gotta say: "Happy New Year of the Raw Dog!"
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02-17-2018, 07:33 PM
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Happy Year of the Dog!
02-17-2018, 08:42 PM
Dont matter if u black dog or white dog.
Able to catch pussy = good dog.
In the 11th zodiac year of dog.
Please remember no raw dog.
Gong xi fa cai to all rvf members.
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02-18-2018, 12:29 PM
Quote: (02-17-2018 08:31 PM)louiebeans Wrote:
Quote: (02-17-2018 07:33 PM)RIslander Wrote:
I ate dog (or what I was told was dog, it was probably pork) from a street vendor in Saigon after boozing it up at Lush. It was pretty good but I felt like the world's biggest asshole the next day.
The two meats I want to try are dog and horse. They serve horse sashimi in Japan and is supposed to be really good.
Horse is pretty good. I had it braised in a stew. Oddest animal I've ate was a fantastic alpaca cappachio in Peru.
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02-18-2018, 12:49 PM
The pooch wasn't impressed when I told him it was the year of the dog
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