This is just for fun; I have encountered all of these types today and they are very common. With threads about flakers, fakers and 4's that act like 8's, we need a little bit more levity in this forum.
Anyways, you have six options (my five + an 'other' option, describe!):
The girl with a pretty face that needs to lose 30 lbs - You see this tons in North America; you strut into your local coffee shop to run some chops and you see her sitting down, she looks at you; her face is pleasant, cute even, so you're like 'I'm gonna go throw some voodoo at this reptile.'
But then you get close and you see more of her and frankly there is too much of her; she's not so fat that her face shows it, but she's definitely plump in the upper arms, calves and upper-pussy area. Seconds after deployment you're working an exit strategy.
Why depressing? - Where do these chickens get off, bitching about how men fuck them once and never call them back, but not stepping into the gym to lose the excess water she's retaining? It's a sad state of affairs when the dudes are in better shape, better dressed and spend more time getting ready than the girls do, and that happens.
More than anything, this is the boiled-down essence of what's wrong with NA girls; they think that they have a strong enough personality that they don't need to keep in shape, all the while demanding a top-level guy.
You're face is a 7 and your body is a 4; two months of Bikram yoga, jogging, maybe some kickboxing and light weight-work thrown in with a change in diet and you'd be an 8...you think most guys fuck an 8 once and decide they don't want to do it again? MAXIMIZE the potential.
The unattractive Bartender - So I'm taking my grandma to lunch today at a place that's known to have a very good talent on the wait staff. I take Grams out for lunch every few weeks, money move too; it paints you in a very positive light.
We walk in; hostess is a tiny thing who looks like Ellen Page only with the body of a woman; promising. Server I see is rail-thin and has that hooded-eyed Israeli look to her, nice...but the bartender was horsefaced and prematurely aging...the FUCK!?
Now, the dude-bartender is not a letdown in my book; I mean yeah I prefer a sexy thing slinging me my drinks, but dude bartenders tend to be cool, better at the job (faster, more accurate) than the ladies and - for a little GREASE - are good for info; which night the co-eds come in with their minds set on making a mistake, which night has good drink specials, which server is single and desperate for dick? I have procured this and similar info from male bartenders just by increasing slightly the tip.
Information is a massively-underrated commodity in the game.
I know here in the West we like equal opportunity and 'it's what's inside that counts!' (if you're a man), but there is absolutely no reason for anything less than a 6 to be selling suds and cocktails.
Why depressing? The odds you fuck the hot bartender aren't exactly high (though it is possible), but they do serve a great purpose; Warm-Up Game; WU game. They will always indulge your chatting (it's how they get their tips) and build you up, and as we know, in the jungle you need to come in hot; barring supernatural game, you aren't pulling that night if you spent the day in isolation. I mean I'll chop it up with a 5 if she's tending, but the vibe and essence isn't the same as if she's a 9.
And yes, sometimes you can fuck the hot bartender. You wanna fuck the hot bartender? Game her with extreme discretion; she doesn't need to catch any heat from her supervisor of the regulars because they saw her pass you her digits.
The cute girl with the hideous laugh - This is also common, and it's a nice segue out of the bartender bit. Last month I was in the city, so I wanted to run some chops; I decide to pull some WU game and get 1-2 in me (loosens you up...any more will fuck you) before I hit the streets.
Bartender was fly...like ridiculous fly; probably like 5'10 (as tall as me in her heels and I'm 6'3), long light-brown hair, perfect perky tits, killer legs, big puppy-blue eyes and the kicker - when she bent over (in her skirt) she 'accidentally' panty-flashed...and by 'accidentally' I mean 'probably and totally 100% intentional'. White cotton...yum.
But one thing hit me right away; her laugh sounded like a baby-Zebra getting gangraped by by the cast of The Wire; I mean her voice was normal, pleasant even, but that laugh...[shudder] fucking unpleasant.
I still ended up chatting and being sharp enough to scoop her number, but she's in...I don't know, somewhere in Southeast Asia or Africa until Christmas so I never will get to fuck her, but when I think back on that day, it was never about the panty-flash, the tits or the silky hair; it's ALWAYS that laugh!
Why depressing? - Now this is something I can look past; if a girl is attractive enough I don't care that she sounds like an air-horn, but really the fuck? I got mad jokes that range from obvious to observational to out-and-out racist; any girl with me is going to be busting a gut at some point.
As I said, girl's voice was normal, so the quirky laugh was definitely an act...why do chicks do shit like this?
The pretty girl who looks like her mom dressed her - Another very NA problem; pretty girls who show almost none of their body. I have talked to several girls like this and it seems to come from one of two places;
1) Doesn't think she's attractive (low self-esteem)
2) Does it to dissuade men from approaching (expect flaking, cockteasery of epic magnitude and a beta boyfriend)
I know clothes are expensive and women are slaves to the trends, but you want to know what my favorite casual look on a girl is? Shorts, sneakers and a long-sleeved tee with a V-cut in a solid color. Girls, leave the hoodies and baggy sweaters at home and throw out any jeans you have that are more than semi-tight.
There is minimal middle-ground here; they either show too much or not enough, and on a slender, sexy girl I'd always rather see more than I need to (fat girls should wear layers...in the summertime).
Why depressing? - Aside from being a faulty defense mechanism (if you're hot and downplaying it, men always know), how would you feel if you gamed a girl, took her out, but didn't get to fuck her because you thought she was uninteresting and not especially fly...only to see her at the club the next month and she's the hottest girl in the spot?
Pretty damn shitty, trust me.
The babe with too many tattoos or piercings - A few tattoos, as long as they're small and reasonably hidden are acceptable; tattoos are a good indicator of slutitude, every player knows this.
But the obnoxious tramp stamps, the tit tats, the full and half sleeves, the Kanji that most likely doesn't say what you think it does. Tattoos are so ubiquitous that not having a tattoo is the new having a tattoo.
Roosh (maybe it was Roissy, but I'm almost certain it was Roosh) once said that if a guy hasn't been in a fight, he shouldn't be allowed to get a tattoo. What would be a good female-equivalent to that rule? I have no idea but chicks, who do things because they feel like doing them and not because they think it through, would probably ignore any such rule anyways.
Why depressing? - Aside from the fact that there is a correlation between tattoos and Hepatitis (link) so that means sex without a condom is going to be that much more something that gnaws at you until your next test, excess tattoos are masculine, ugly and mar the female body. As I said, one or two small ones in a fun place (like just above her box on her hip, the wrist or the foot) but really...come on...
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Versus:
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I know which one I'd choose...
So that's it; I'm sure there are other things that depress you about how women look, act and carry themselves, so don't be shy.
NP
Anyways, you have six options (my five + an 'other' option, describe!):
The girl with a pretty face that needs to lose 30 lbs - You see this tons in North America; you strut into your local coffee shop to run some chops and you see her sitting down, she looks at you; her face is pleasant, cute even, so you're like 'I'm gonna go throw some voodoo at this reptile.'
But then you get close and you see more of her and frankly there is too much of her; she's not so fat that her face shows it, but she's definitely plump in the upper arms, calves and upper-pussy area. Seconds after deployment you're working an exit strategy.
Why depressing? - Where do these chickens get off, bitching about how men fuck them once and never call them back, but not stepping into the gym to lose the excess water she's retaining? It's a sad state of affairs when the dudes are in better shape, better dressed and spend more time getting ready than the girls do, and that happens.
More than anything, this is the boiled-down essence of what's wrong with NA girls; they think that they have a strong enough personality that they don't need to keep in shape, all the while demanding a top-level guy.
You're face is a 7 and your body is a 4; two months of Bikram yoga, jogging, maybe some kickboxing and light weight-work thrown in with a change in diet and you'd be an 8...you think most guys fuck an 8 once and decide they don't want to do it again? MAXIMIZE the potential.
The unattractive Bartender - So I'm taking my grandma to lunch today at a place that's known to have a very good talent on the wait staff. I take Grams out for lunch every few weeks, money move too; it paints you in a very positive light.
We walk in; hostess is a tiny thing who looks like Ellen Page only with the body of a woman; promising. Server I see is rail-thin and has that hooded-eyed Israeli look to her, nice...but the bartender was horsefaced and prematurely aging...the FUCK!?
Now, the dude-bartender is not a letdown in my book; I mean yeah I prefer a sexy thing slinging me my drinks, but dude bartenders tend to be cool, better at the job (faster, more accurate) than the ladies and - for a little GREASE - are good for info; which night the co-eds come in with their minds set on making a mistake, which night has good drink specials, which server is single and desperate for dick? I have procured this and similar info from male bartenders just by increasing slightly the tip.
Information is a massively-underrated commodity in the game.
I know here in the West we like equal opportunity and 'it's what's inside that counts!' (if you're a man), but there is absolutely no reason for anything less than a 6 to be selling suds and cocktails.
Why depressing? The odds you fuck the hot bartender aren't exactly high (though it is possible), but they do serve a great purpose; Warm-Up Game; WU game. They will always indulge your chatting (it's how they get their tips) and build you up, and as we know, in the jungle you need to come in hot; barring supernatural game, you aren't pulling that night if you spent the day in isolation. I mean I'll chop it up with a 5 if she's tending, but the vibe and essence isn't the same as if she's a 9.
And yes, sometimes you can fuck the hot bartender. You wanna fuck the hot bartender? Game her with extreme discretion; she doesn't need to catch any heat from her supervisor of the regulars because they saw her pass you her digits.
The cute girl with the hideous laugh - This is also common, and it's a nice segue out of the bartender bit. Last month I was in the city, so I wanted to run some chops; I decide to pull some WU game and get 1-2 in me (loosens you up...any more will fuck you) before I hit the streets.
Bartender was fly...like ridiculous fly; probably like 5'10 (as tall as me in her heels and I'm 6'3), long light-brown hair, perfect perky tits, killer legs, big puppy-blue eyes and the kicker - when she bent over (in her skirt) she 'accidentally' panty-flashed...and by 'accidentally' I mean 'probably and totally 100% intentional'. White cotton...yum.
But one thing hit me right away; her laugh sounded like a baby-Zebra getting gangraped by by the cast of The Wire; I mean her voice was normal, pleasant even, but that laugh...[shudder] fucking unpleasant.
I still ended up chatting and being sharp enough to scoop her number, but she's in...I don't know, somewhere in Southeast Asia or Africa until Christmas so I never will get to fuck her, but when I think back on that day, it was never about the panty-flash, the tits or the silky hair; it's ALWAYS that laugh!
Why depressing? - Now this is something I can look past; if a girl is attractive enough I don't care that she sounds like an air-horn, but really the fuck? I got mad jokes that range from obvious to observational to out-and-out racist; any girl with me is going to be busting a gut at some point.
As I said, girl's voice was normal, so the quirky laugh was definitely an act...why do chicks do shit like this?
The pretty girl who looks like her mom dressed her - Another very NA problem; pretty girls who show almost none of their body. I have talked to several girls like this and it seems to come from one of two places;
1) Doesn't think she's attractive (low self-esteem)
2) Does it to dissuade men from approaching (expect flaking, cockteasery of epic magnitude and a beta boyfriend)
I know clothes are expensive and women are slaves to the trends, but you want to know what my favorite casual look on a girl is? Shorts, sneakers and a long-sleeved tee with a V-cut in a solid color. Girls, leave the hoodies and baggy sweaters at home and throw out any jeans you have that are more than semi-tight.
There is minimal middle-ground here; they either show too much or not enough, and on a slender, sexy girl I'd always rather see more than I need to (fat girls should wear layers...in the summertime).
Why depressing? - Aside from being a faulty defense mechanism (if you're hot and downplaying it, men always know), how would you feel if you gamed a girl, took her out, but didn't get to fuck her because you thought she was uninteresting and not especially fly...only to see her at the club the next month and she's the hottest girl in the spot?
Pretty damn shitty, trust me.
The babe with too many tattoos or piercings - A few tattoos, as long as they're small and reasonably hidden are acceptable; tattoos are a good indicator of slutitude, every player knows this.
But the obnoxious tramp stamps, the tit tats, the full and half sleeves, the Kanji that most likely doesn't say what you think it does. Tattoos are so ubiquitous that not having a tattoo is the new having a tattoo.
Roosh (maybe it was Roissy, but I'm almost certain it was Roosh) once said that if a guy hasn't been in a fight, he shouldn't be allowed to get a tattoo. What would be a good female-equivalent to that rule? I have no idea but chicks, who do things because they feel like doing them and not because they think it through, would probably ignore any such rule anyways.
Why depressing? - Aside from the fact that there is a correlation between tattoos and Hepatitis (link) so that means sex without a condom is going to be that much more something that gnaws at you until your next test, excess tattoos are masculine, ugly and mar the female body. As I said, one or two small ones in a fun place (like just above her box on her hip, the wrist or the foot) but really...come on...
Versus:
I know which one I'd choose...
So that's it; I'm sure there are other things that depress you about how women look, act and carry themselves, so don't be shy.
NP
