[Atlanta Man]

(12-31-2017 01:03 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

(12-31-2017 12:54 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

(12-31-2017 11:04 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

WB, would sign and repeatedly dishonor contact, would take anal and wipe my dick off with the contract.

You would take anal? I hope you mean you would do anal with the girl.

I'd take out a red pen and correct the humiliating shit to "will respond 10% of the time to texts" and shit like that.

Take anal? Sounds gay brah.

Clearly I am talking about fucking the white girl in her ass and wiping my dick off post anal with her poorly written contract. Since detail seems to be so important to you people, I would also go ass to mouth with her and cum down her throat, like a fucking gentleman-I do have class after all.

[eradicator]

OK that's more like it.

[questor70]

Take a look at this guy's legs. This guy has a "soft" Chris Pratt style physique that is just itching to go dad-bod after the slightest amount of sedentary behavior. I'd say he has a good thing going and the easiest way to blow it would be to sit around playing videogames.

[PainPositive]

(12-31-2017 01:44 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

(12-31-2017 01:03 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

(12-31-2017 12:54 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

(12-31-2017 11:04 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

WB, would sign and repeatedly dishonor contact, would take anal and wipe my dick off with the contract.

You would take anal? I hope you mean you would do anal with the girl.

I'd take out a red pen and correct the humiliating shit to "will respond 10% of the time to texts" and shit like that.

Take anal? Sounds gay brah.

Clearly I am talking about fucking the white girl in her ass and wiping my dick off post anal with her poorly written contract. Since detail seems to be so important to you people, I would also go ass to mouth with her and cum down her throat, like a fucking gentleman-I do have class after all.

What do you mean by "you people"?

[Atlanta Man]

^^^What do you mean you people (triggering intensifies)!

[bigolteddies]

(12-31-2017 01:34 PM)budoslavic Wrote:  

Look like he goes to Washburn University to play baseball and she goes to Central Oklahoma U. It's pretty obvious she's getting Alpha tingles at her school since they attend different colleges. I think the contract is more of a joke.

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After looking through her [url=https://twitter.com/ashleydavison22]Twitter and Instragram pages, they have been together since high school.





WB

I never understood why guys would take these kinds of pics with their gf it always cracks me up. Looks like such a cuck

[Atlanta Man]

I have watched women warn another woman to not purchase a PlayStation for her boyfriend because she would no longer get attention. Video games are far more interesting than women (after you have sex with women, of course). There has been more than one occasion where as soon as I was done fucking a chick the Xbox was turned on and the woman was tuned out.

[godfather dust]

With my first few girlfriends I let them change me and it fizzled out. In my late teens early 20s I discovered it was better to generally be an asshole. Ghost for a week, show up hammered, get them to buy me shit, never change anything, and on top of all fuck them til they can't walk straight.

[Captain Gh]

[Vill@in]

(12-31-2017 01:55 PM)questor70 Wrote:  

Take a look at this guy's legs. This guy has a "soft" Chris Pratt style physique that is just itching to go dad-bod after the slightest amount of sedentary behavior. I'd say he has a good thing going and the easiest way to blow it would be to sit around playing video games.

I was going to say the same thing about her.

Look at her thighs. Borderline fat already (no definition) along with her hips and gut. She'll blow up faster than he will.

If this beta was smart, he would come up with a contract for her not to gain any more weight. But his balls are non existent, so that's not happening.

[BortimusPrime]

Joke's on her, she didn't get it notarized.

[Jetset]

"make sure I have something to do"

Bitch, absolutely nothing is stopping you from sucking dick.

[Mercenary]

(12-31-2017 03:53 PM)Vill@in Wrote:  

If this beta was smart, he would come up with a contract for her not to gain any more weight.

[Captain Gh]

I don't like this one... at all! I truly hope dude's just playing around, and taking a fake "L" with this "contract". Unfortunately, I've seen as good looking dude as him... getting cucked to the max! Also this chick is Super Cute, and doesn't exude any whorish vibes. That's Very good... but unfortunately these chicks can also cuck your ass out if you let em sneakily control you! Hopefully he's playing the Game, and not getting played! Amen!

[Captain Gh]

(12-31-2017 04:02 PM)Jetset Wrote:  

"make sure I have something to do"

Bitch, absolutely nothing is stopping you from sucking dick.

[PrimeTime32]

Looking at her pics it looks like she already achieved the "freshman 15". Looks like she's already getting a head start on the "sophomore 30". If she's already making demands like this and making it public I just cant imagine what she tries to pull once they're married. Shes already got the typical Midwestern girl body now, I cant imagine how much she'll blow up in the next 5 years or when she has that first kid.

[monster]

It's pretty clear to me at least this "contract" is a joke between the two and not meant to be taken seriously

[spokepoker]

Slow news day in the UK?

[nomadbrah]

Very cute girl, he should knock her up asap, probably won't do better, in a few years he can have kids to play with.

[BadgerHut]

(12-31-2017 01:23 PM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

Hahah this is kinda awesome.
Had a guy friend a few years ago that had his gf pull the exact same shit. He signed but ignored her anyway and played whenever he wanted.
About 2 months into the "contract" she gets fed up and threatens to walkout on him if he doesn't start paying attention to her. He replies "Do something worthy of my attention. You are not entitled to my attention just because you make a noise or cry. You aren't a child". She broke down and cried beside him for 15 minutes while we were on voice chat together. Eventually he just kicks her out and tells her to go home so he can game is peace and quiet.

I warn young guys hard against this pattern of behavior from girlfriends - the "when I call you you need to pay attention to me" so she can vent about some social-circle drama bullshit about how Stephanie talked to Diana who heard that Tessa passed out at 31 Flavors last night. Girls want the "boyfriend" label on their men for a number of reasons, when they are young and not looking to get wifed up a common motivation is to have that "attention annuity" where you can expect the guy to listen to your shit all the time.

Guys don't get this luxury - when we annoy a chick (esp with emotional stuff), she's gone, so we learn to shut the fuck up. Girls' attractiveness isn't defined by the shit that comes out of their mouths, so they go grab another guy off the tree and yak HIS ear off until he DTBs.

[Higgs Bosun]

(12-31-2017 05:51 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:  

Very cute girl, he should knock her up asap, probably won't do better, in a few years he can have kids to play with.

Maybe he doesn't want play with kids in a few years.



Anyway, as others have mentioned this contract is obviously a tongue in cheek joke. The biggest crime this dude is guilty of is putting on pudge and hooking up with a pudgy white girl instead of a cute and petite Asian.

[IvanDrago]

(12-31-2017 11:08 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

Anyway, as others have mentioned this contract is obviously a tongue in cheek joke. The biggest crime this dude is guilty of is putting on pudge and hooking up with a pudgy white girl instead of a cute and petite Asian.

Pudgy you say.

[Syberpunk]

This is one of those situation where if the fella wasn't as handsome looking, probably had little to no women throwing themselves at him for most of his growing life, he wouldn't even contemplate what she was trying to do and just see how INSANE she is.

It might have done a world of good. He's just going through the world happy slappy and if he doesn't wake up to reality, reality will come knocking sooner and at a time and place he will not get to choose.

[the1element]

How does no one see this is a joke lmao.

[HornyRamone]

I agree that young men should put down the controller and get off the couch more.

But...

To do it for a naggy girlfriend ain't the reason why.