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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Roosh - 12-31-2017

he has to ask her for permission to play video games and must reply to her texts within 11 minutes.

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A young woman got her boyfriend the new Call of Duty game for Xbox - a very generous act indeed. However, this gift came with a special set of rules attached.

Ashley Davison created a list of five rules for her boyfriend Blake Perry, including statutes requiring him to put down the game if she calls and to keep her entertained if he's playing the game in her presence.

Davison, a student at the University of Central Oklahoma, even included a space for Perry to sign the agreement, that required he 'not forget about his girlfriend' while playing the game.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...viral.html





Would bang, would not sign contract.

The question we must ask is where is she getting her alpha tingles from? It's surely not from him.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Kapanda - 12-31-2017

Or it could be she got the tingles until then.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - The Beast1 - 12-31-2017

I would have looked at the contract, red ink'd it, and then write in a special line that says, "I will do what I please, when I please, and if she doesn't like it the door is right there."

I've had hot chicks in the past try and do this verbally to me and I quickly learned to cut this shit out fast. She's probably the best looking girl he's ever been with which isn't a fucking reason to let her chop off your balls.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - questor70 - 12-31-2017

The rules are humiliating but I would be busy fucking her and not playing the game if she were around. So if he is more into videogames than fucking, his priorities are messed up.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - younggun - 12-31-2017

I swear there's gotta be a connection between the name Ashley and batshit insanity

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Mercenary - 12-31-2017

I'm assuming she made these rules cause he is ignoring her requests or making her wait on a regular basis....which is good dread game.
He's actually doing nothing wrong in terms of gaming her if she wants more of his attention and isn't getting it.

He shouldn't have signed though.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Atlanta Man - 12-31-2017

WB, would sign and repeatedly dishonor contact, would take anal and wipe my dick off with the contract.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Off The Reservation - 12-31-2017

Now in writing: how he actually lives. It's bad enough if it was a private deal but she made it public. She put down and belittled her beau in public and he will always be that guy.

He looks like a dumb cuck who will stay living within 5 miles of his hometown his whole life and unfortunately every woman he ever meets there will have the thought he will sign my rules.

But wait, he won't be allowed to meet any other women...

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - BadgerHut - 12-31-2017

Game recognized. If she put this in front of him, obviously he's been gaming/partying and ignoring her.

Odds are he'll completely ignore this "contract," play away until she gets too annoying, then bag another state-school coed.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Roosh - 12-31-2017

Any game he had before the contract came about was likely an accidental result from receiving more joy from video games than his harpy girlfriend. It was voided when he signed on the line.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Gmac - 12-31-2017

I would have laughed and told her to get the fuck out, then framed the "contract" in my man cave to show as a lesson to my future son and enjoy later with my buddies.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Rocha - 12-31-2017

Unfortunately video game addiction is real. I kind of understand her point.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - RIslander - 12-31-2017

Quote: (12-31-2017 09:59 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

he has to ask her for permission to play video games and must reply to her texts within 11 minutes.

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A young woman got her boyfriend the new Call of Duty game for Xbox - a very generous act indeed. However, this gift came with a special set of rules attached.

Ashley Davison created a list of five rules for her boyfriend Blake Perry, including statutes requiring him to put down the game if she calls and to keep her entertained if he's playing the game in her presence.

Davison, a student at the University of Central Oklahoma, even included a space for Perry to sign the agreement, that required he 'not forget about his girlfriend' while playing the game.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...viral.html





Would bang, would not sign contract.

The question we must ask is where is she getting her alpha tingles from? It's surely not from him.

WBANMGACON.

Would Bang And Not Mute Game and Continue Owning Noobs.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - realologist - 12-31-2017

Easy solution to this contract. I can tell you guys don't play video games in your mom's basement all the time only eating hot pockets and pizza rolls.

1. When she calls mute the game. Pauseand unpause immediately to follow contract.

2. Matches auto start in call of duty. Blame the technology.

3. The age old video game blow job. Not responsible for decreased playing ability.

4. Text "k" to everything she texts you while playing

5. Your dick will stand attention when she's giving you game head.

If she takes the game dump her, call police for theft, sue her for breaking contract.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - MKDAWUSS - 12-31-2017



Were lawyers or witnesses present?

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Delta - 12-31-2017

I do not think this "contract" was meant anywhere near as seriously as you guys are treating it. Rule #4 gives that away.

Also, one look at his girl (solid 8 or 9) and it should be obvious that the dude isn't some gameless chode who would agree to these rules if he sensed they were meant literally.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Frontenac - 12-31-2017

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - eradicator - 12-31-2017

Quote: (12-31-2017 11:04 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

WB, would sign and repeatedly dishonor contact, would take anal and wipe my dick off with the contract.

You would take anal? I hope you mean you would do anal with the girl.

I'd take out a red pen and correct the humiliating shit to "will respond 10% of the time to texts" and shit like that.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Mercenary - 12-31-2017

Quote: (12-31-2017 12:39 PM)Delta Wrote:  

I do not think this "contract" was meant anywhere near as seriously as you guys are treating it. Rule #4 gives that away.

Agreed...no girl would write "11" minutes

Also, Blake Perry and Ashley Davison sound like made up names.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - RIslander - 12-31-2017

Quote: (12-31-2017 12:54 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

Quote: (12-31-2017 11:04 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

WB, would sign and repeatedly dishonor contact, would take anal and wipe my dick off with the contract.

You would take anal? I hope you mean you would do anal with the girl.

I'd take out a red pen and correct the humiliating shit to "will respond 10% of the time to texts" and shit like that.

Take anal? Sounds gay brah.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - kinjutsu - 12-31-2017

Hahah this is kinda awesome.
Had a guy friend a few years ago that had his gf pull the exact same shit. He signed but ignored her anyway and played whenever he wanted.
About 2 months into the "contract" she gets fed up and threatens to walkout on him if he doesn't start paying attention to her. He replies "Do something worthy of my attention. You are not entitled to my attention just because you make a noise or cry. You aren't a child". She broke down and cried beside him for 15 minutes while we were on voice chat together. Eventually he just kicks her out and tells her to go home so he can game is peace and quiet.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Cr33pin - 12-31-2017

I had to sign the exact same contract in order to get my mom to buy Call of Duty for me.....

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Dragan - 12-31-2017

This whole thing is funny. Men that play video games are actually happier than men that don't. In this case it's funny because the chick knows she's competing against the gaming console for attention. While gaming is great it's horrible for personal development. Young men are flunking out of society.

https://nypost.com/2017/07/08/were-losin...deo-games/

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - Tigre - 12-31-2017

Quote: (12-31-2017 11:15 AM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  

Now in writing: how he actually lives. It's bad enough if it was a private deal but she made it public. She put down and belittled her beau in public and he will always be that guy.

He tweeted the photo (look at the bottom left corner in the contract pic).

This guy has plenty of game. She gets to win the occasional battle (only cause he lets her). But he is winning the war. It's all on his own terms.

I bet he made a show of graciously accepting the gift, and giving her appreciation for it. At the same time, he can just tool her any time he feels like it, when it comes to compliance with the rules.

Tell her he's playing CoD. Then when she gets uptight, explain that it's old CoD.

Yeah, I think your gift was amazing. I love it. But Chad doesn't like the new CoD, he says it sucks donkey dick. So we're playing the older one right now.

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Man signs contract with girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift - budoslavic - 12-31-2017

Look like he goes to Washburn University to play baseball and she goes to Central Oklahoma U. It's pretty obvious she's getting Alpha tingles at her school since they attend different colleges. I think the contract is more of a joke.

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After looking through her [url=https://twitter.com/ashleydavison22]Twitter and Instragram pages, they have been together since high school.





WB

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