Chicks dig beefy bulky muscles too
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“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
Penis Bulge Game
“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
Quote: (12-11-2017 12:07 AM)lazy Wrote:
dick bulge is a curiosity in my books.....women want the full package (another pun?) women can go to the fridge for a cucumber to masterbate with or a carrot (depending on tightness) twats that can spit out 9 pound babies don't really need a big dick.
Forget the bulge. unless your a subway freak
Bulge game: chicken breast.
Boner game: cucumber.
Balls game: golf balls.
Ass game: ?
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Squats.
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True story:
Many years ago I worked in the lab at an optical store/optometry practice. Sometimes I had to cover the reception desk for the optometrist, Sam. We all had standing orders from Sam that, in the event a hot girl came in for an eye exam, we needed to warn him before he examined her. This was called a "Goldentoe alert" because he would literally stuff a rolled-up sock into his underwear.
Possibly the greatest man I ever worked for.
Many years ago I worked in the lab at an optical store/optometry practice. Sometimes I had to cover the reception desk for the optometrist, Sam. We all had standing orders from Sam that, in the event a hot girl came in for an eye exam, we needed to warn him before he examined her. This was called a "Goldentoe alert" because he would literally stuff a rolled-up sock into his underwear.
Possibly the greatest man I ever worked for.
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