[TheKongoEmpire]

(04-22-2014 06:12 PM)kavakid Wrote:  

Everyone here has to understand that Pitt generally won't approach a cute girl with a nice ass.

From what I have seen its only mega bubble butts to extra super size when he orders. From what I have seen, he likes things to be slightly out of proportion, if not on the border of dangerously unbalanced and precarious.

When Pitt says he is looking for the best asses, he means just the asses. He's not looking for women with nice asses. No, he wants just an ass with token legs, arms, and face in order to keep itself alive.

I may be very slightly exaggerating, but maybe not...



See the ass on the girl above? That doesn't even show up on Pitt's scale. If he were paid $1,000 to find the ass on her he couldn't do it. He would be like "I can't find it!!! Is this a trick??? Give me the money, you tricked me. There is no ass!! She was born a freak with no ass! I'm a guinea pig..."

Sounds like my type of guy. I hope (and what a shame it'd be) that I'm not the only brother interested in sisters. Black women have the body game on smash and I'm actually a chubby chaser. Obviously, I want the wide hips that stretch into next week w/ the "slim" waist but I'd probably be better off going to the Motherland for that.