[whiteknightrises]

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Summary

5 bangs (10 days – half in Bogota, half in Medellin – last day I just flew back to Bogota though)

So I went to Colombia for 10 days recently and needless to say, it blew away my expectations. It was my first time in South America (have been to places in Central America like Mexico). I already knew that it was going to be awesome based on what people had told me and what they had said about how I would do as a Spanish-speaking Asian, but it was even better than that.

Loved the people, the weather, the overall vibe, and more. Going to be returning fairly soon.

In terms of girls, you could probably do better if you weren’t

Hungover/fucked up 80+% of the time
Working on other stuff during the day at times
Hanging out with friends and only chasing pussy (but what fun is that)

About Me

Mid 20s Korean-American guy. Would consider myself “conversationally fluent” in Spanish or able to pick up more or less entirely in Spanish.

Average height (slightly shorter than 5’9” or ~175cm), slim, street-ish style (think Justin Bieber but not as raggedy), above-average looks and “game”.

Safety

Obviously, this is gonna be a huge concern for people as Colombia is a place known for things like Pablo Escobar, kidnappings, and drug cartels. In fact, Medellin, from the 1980s to 2003, almost continuously ranked as the most dangerous city in the world. While there were only a few times I felt that I was in a potentially dangerous situation, it’s something to keep in mind.

I’d say that the safety in Bogota and Medellin (at least based on my short experiences) is probably comparable to places in the US but perhaps slightly more dangerous, even in the nicer areas. If you are white, grew up in a gated community in the suburbs, went to a private university, have never been in a fight in your life, etc. (in sum – no street smarts), I would recommend traveling to more “tourist-friendly” places like Las Vegas, Cancun, Western Europe, Thailand, etc. (somewhat in that order from first world to third) before going to a place like Colombia.

Language

I’m not positive since I basically spoke Spanish the entire trip, but I think you’d be at a significant handicap without Spanish-speaking skills.

Girls

It’s Colombia – there are bangable chicks everywhere. I went to both Bogota and Medellin – people often say that Medellin is teeming with hotties but honestly, I thought that there were hot girls in both cities – this is of course subjective. Nevertheless, you might just get the impression that there are more hotties in Medellin because the city isn’t as spread out and because the weather is better (girls wear less and generally don’t wear things like coats or jackets). There might be a slight difference in the types of girls you run into in Bogota and Medellin (the accent is different among other things) but as far as I know, the two cities are magnet cities for Colombians so they both have people from all over the country because of things like weather, jobs, etc. (Bogota more-so since it’s the capital – think my friend told me that it’s 50% non-Bogota natives)

The Asian Factor

I got the impression that being Asian was somewhat of a plus in Colombia, whereas it can be a minus in places like the USA.

The amount of girls that were into Korean culture (music, TV shows, etc.) was pretty surprising – I can’t make this shit up; people who were with me on the trip can attest. While Korean culture is not as big in Colombia as it is in Asia (Korean culture more or less being mainstream there), the TV shows and such are definitely not niche like they are in the US – so the penetration of the culture is somewhere between niche and mainstream, which is a bonus if you’re Korean. Some of the girls into all that shit were even attractive, like above-average, whereas most of those types in the US tend to be busted (from my experience).

Regardless, being Asian in general definitely gives you an exotic factor (good or bad); I can probably count the number of Asian people I saw during my trip on one hand.

Budget (I Spent Too Much)

This was how much I spent in Colombia (way too much, but it gives you an idea of expenses):

- Total ~1900 USD
- Uber from my house to JFK airport in NYC ~70 USD – fuck the US and its lack of transportation
- Flight from NYC ~600 USD (should be 500 but my flight with Avianca, the Colombian airline, got cancelled because of a strike and I had to book a different flight on a different airline for 600 USD last minute to get back to the US.)
- Airbnb ~450 USD
- Round-trip flight from Bogota to Medellin ~100 USD (should have been less but Viva Colombia, the budget airline there, charges you ~10 USD if you don’t print your boarding pass beforehand)
- Uber ~120 USD (includes Ubers from airport, which cost more than getting around Bogota and Medellin – no more than a few USD one-way in either city – Uber to far-away places like Chia outside of Bogota, and basically taking Uber everywhere – recommended for safety and convenience).
- Food ~150 USD (you could spend less if you eat only Colombian/not at nice places)
- Nightlife and drinks ~150 USD – about half of that being a bottle at an expensive club called Andre Carnes de Res in Chia, a city outside of Bogota (I know 75 USD is chump change to those coming from expensive countries)
- Bottle at duty-free 21 USD
- Overpriced SIM card at airport ~25 USD (probably cheaper to buy at the supermarket or convenience store. The cashier also overcharged me a few bucks – check your receipts)
- Cash/miscellaneous expenses ~250 USD

For a guy who is generally cheap as fuck – I kind of balled out on this trip, but I don’t regret it – I had a lot of fun.

Accommodation

Stayed in Airbnb in both Bogota and Medellin. Both places were ~50 USD a night including all fees to stay in the prime locations in both cities (Zona Rosa in Bogota and El Poblado in Medellin). Enjoyed my stay in both, not super fancy but decent enough 1 bedroom or studio setups with everything I needed and minutes away from the nightlife (walking distance).

Transportation

There are buses in Bogota but I never took them. If on a short trip, Uber is probably better both in terms of convenience and safety.

There’s a metro in Medellin, which I took once, but to get around the city quickly, Uber isn’t that much more expensive and again, is more convenient.

Be warned – both cities have bad traffic during the day.

Food

I’m not really a foodie. In general, Colombian food is pretty heavy (for someone used to Korean cuisine) and lacks spices. For example, there is this famous dish from Medellin called bandeja paisa (worth a try) and one of the things that comes with it is called chicharrón, which is literally like fried pork belly or pork skin (cholesterol attack).

Nightlife/Daygame Spots (That I Went to)

I will cover these throughout my trip report (below). I didn’t do much daygame though – approached 2 chicks total during the daytime. The problem with these short trips is that I’m always waking up late and by the time I go outside, it’s usually dark, etc.

Tourism

I’ll also cover this throughout my report but honestly, I barely did any sightseeing.

Online

Before going to Bogota, I messaged a lot of girls on Instagram – the amount of conversations I had going on was too much (~20+) – unnecessary and too much to keep track of. Only a couple of the girls followed through in terms of meeting (lots of delays in response time, girls often busy during the week, general flakiness, me being beta, etc.) and I only banged 1. I think it could be better for a longer stay but generally, I prefer meeting girls in real life (usually better since I know what I’m getting right away – with online girls, you don’t know what they’re like – personality – and to a lesser extent what they actually look like – I’m good at spotting catfish though from knowing about photo editing – until you actually meet them). Just for the purposes of banging on a short trip, Tinder is probably better (I banged 2 girls off Tinder).

Now for the Report

Here comes the hard part… I’m going to try to piece things together… Wish I had written stuff down as it happened. I probably lost a few IQ points from all the partying haha.

Will split this report between my times spent in Bogota and Medellin, respectively.

Warning: very long and detailed

~Bogota~

Night 1 (Arrived in Bogota at night – first bang)

My friend – who I will refer to here on out as Joe - met me at the airport – awesome. I can’t remember what we did between me arriving and us going out but anyway, we grab a bottle and start pre-gaming around Carulla – a supermarket that people pre-game in front of in Zona Rosa in Bogota (not so much these days – police cracked down).

After getting a little yucky, we went to some small club – we were with some of Joe’s friends, who are Colombian, so we were trying to avoid cover charges if at all possible (a few USD, which isn’t much coming from the US, but people make much less in Colombia).

I think we split a bottle or something but yea we’re in there and it was my first time partying in Colombia (and South America). It was really fun but from what I experienced throughout my trip, Colombia is definitely more “social circle” than “cold approach” when it comes to nightlife (though I’m sure that there are spots for just picking up similar to those in the West and other places). Something that really struck me as cool was how you can socialize with the staff at nightlife places – they will take shots with you, etc. and girls will flirt with you and give you their number, whereas that is a no-go at times in other countries.

From what I remember, I got the number of the waitress (she was eye-fucking me hard on the stairs and told me she was working there – thought she was just a partier at first). We never got to meet but maybe when I return to Bogota.

Approached a few more girls I think, including two girls in the smoking area who my friend noted were the type of girls (really attractive) who probably wouldn’t give us the time of day in NYC.

Anyway, I eventually head to the bathroom and on my way there, I see a girl kind of checking me out (or so I thought). Either way, I approached her when I got back and we danced, made out, etc. She was with a big group, as was I, and we went to each other’s tables, danced, drank, introduced ourselves to each other’s groups, and so on.

I tried to leave with her multiple times but she said things like, let me get my purse, my friends are looking for me, etc. I probably tried taking her home at least 2-3 times before we finally left ~2 or 2:30. In dim lighting and with me being drunk, she was above-average but in reality, probably slightly above-average (pics below). She was a typical Colombiana with a decent body. She was from the coast so she was a bit darker (and insecure about this – she kept saying how white I was – I don’t think I’m that white haha). Pretty big tits, typical Latina ass, etc. Hit it once at night and then in the morning, before she started bleeding, which gave me an excuse to stop (I didn’t really want to hit it again). I made some excuse like “I have to work” (I actually did) and she left in the morning looking sad (I didn’t get her number or anything).

Pics (2 = NSFW): [1] [2] [3]

Day 2

I met my friend for a late lunch (also breakfast) and he took me from where I was staying in Zona Rosa to the neighborhood of Chapinero, which is more hip (and slightly more dangerous, to my knowledge – have heard of guys being held at gunpoint in broad daylight).

We had a good lunch (the famous Medellin dish bandeja paisa) – I’m a big eater usually and even I couldn’t finish all the food – I got a soup for the hangover but it came with a bunch of other shit (even though it was cheap, like a few dollars).

Girls definitely stared at me more (giggling as I walked by, saying shit like “look at the Asian guy!” – in Spanish) when I was in Chapinero vs. Zona Rosa, which has more foreigners and is expensive (aka Colombians who have money and have probably done things like studied abroad, etc., which means they’re probably more used to seeing non-Colombians).

Night 2 (Crazy club, sketchy afterparty until 10 A.M.)

After eating, I forget what I did but eventually we met up at Joe’s friend’s house to pre-game and get ready to go to Andres Carne de Res, a cool club outside of Bogota in a city called Chia (about 30-45 minutes away in a taxi – taxi isn’t cheap for Colombia, I forget how much exactly but probably ~15-20 USD one-way). I had planned a date for ~4 P.M. with some chick from a language exchange site but flaked on her because I wouldn’t have had time to do that and make it to the pre-game.

We get there ~12 – place is packed but we eventually get a table. I got the first bottle (~75 USD for some rum). Honestly, the club was pretty fucking awesome but I was also kind of wasted and with a group. I’m not sure I would go to a place like that by myself.

The place is absolutely huge – we probably only saw ~10% of it as we had a table and mostly stayed around it. It’s a real quirky place with actors dressed in silly costumes giving out drinks and stuff like that. Lots of Latin dancing – I have no idea what I’m doing with regards to that but I know a couple of moves and have somewhat of a natural aptitude for music-related stuff (people were admiring my “skills”, especially as a non-Latin person).

I tried hitting on a couple of the waitresses (definitely my type) but they weren’t as friendly as the girl on the previous night in Bogota (maybe they weren’t allowed to interact with customers in that way, maybe I’m “beta”).

I also remember getting the number of what I would consider a “dime” (amazing face) – I tried getting her out during my stay in Bogota – she eventually said to message her when I got back from Medellin but the day I got back, I didn’t bother booking an Airbnb or anything because I had barely gotten any sleep after a crazy night out in Medellin. Maybe when I go back.

Eventually I saw some girl smile at me and I went in. She was one of those hip-looking chicks with blue highlights in her hair and a nose piercing (otherwise dressed normal though – not nearly as trashy as this one chick that I met later in Medellin). We danced, made out, etc. but at the end of the day, she had to go with her friends.

Towards the end of the night, I met some other chick who lived in Chia (works in Bogota) – same thing: danced, made out, but she had to go with her friends.

We all eventually left the club and got back to Bogota ~4 A.M. or so (I passed out in the cab). I was still trying to party and smash some sloot though so I walked around Zona Rosa to see what was going on.

** I DO NOT recommend doing this but basically, I met two girls on the street and got in a cab with them. I was kind of sketched out because it was a long cab ride (later on, my friend told me that I was in a SUPER sketchy neighborhood). Also, it’s Colombia and I had just jumped into a cab with two complete strangers. Anyway, the one chick had the sexiest eyes ever, like yellowish-green, and we briefly kissed in the cab.

We got to some afterparty place and even the girls were telling me to be careful as we walked around the neighborhood (immediately got dangerous/sketchy vibes from the area).

We eventually went inside this one place and met up with the girls’ friends, who were a bunch of thug-looking Colombian dudes – tats, piercings, etc. The “leader” of the group seemed to think I was cool and he told me to hit him up when I go back to Bogota (we messaged and shit on Whatsapp – he invited me out the following weekend but I was in Medellin – could just be that he’s trying to play me or kill me, who knows).

Anyway, we started slamming aguardiente, which is the national drink – tastes peppermint-y and gives you bad hangovers. Keep in mind I was already pretty fucked up; I’m surprised I didn’t black out.

But yeah, we were just dancing, chilling, and drinking; I was mainly just trying to bang the one chick. She convinced me to go to the next afterparty place with them (it was already like 6 or 7 A.M. at that point) and we went somewhere (it was bright as shit outside – hate that feeling) to continue partying. I paid ~10 USD to split another bottle of aguardiente with the group and we continued to slam el guaro. The chick with the nice eyes and I were all over each other – dancing, making out, etc.

However, at the end of the night (or beginning of the morning – 10 A.M.), she wasn’t willing to come home with me (friends, blah blah) and I went home with my dick in my hand – I should have just banged one of the girls from our group at Andres Carne de Res who was checking me out hard but she was average, probably more like below-average.

Day 3

Got spicy Asian soup, passed out

Day 4 (Instagram Asiaphile)

I think I woke up semi-early ~11-11:30 A.M. to have a “coffee date” with some chick from Instagram (retarded idea – daytime, coffee, etc. – not sexual).

I met the girl at a coffee place literally a block or two from where I was staying. However, I was pretty non-aggressive and she was a super “nice” kind of girl.

I took her to a park nearby (I think she wasn’t down to come up to my apartment when I tried to take her there) and when I went for the kiss she got shy and said it was too fast. It could just be that I was too passive at the start (I had literally just woken up/was out of it) but this is another reason why I don’t think Instagram is as good as Tinder for banging chicks, especially on short trips – you don’t always know if the girl is a DTF chick (unless it’s super obvious from her pics/profile – those kinds of girls usually have lots of followers though and aren’t as responsive to a guy like me who has shit pics) whereas with Tinder, all girls know why they’re on there (to get fucked).

Anyway, we eventually parted ways and I think I did some work before waiting to meet up with other chicks (I scheduled 2 for around the same time – one wasn’t down to come to my place right away and suggested food, the other I told to meet me at a spot literally down the street from where I was staying).

Anyway, I meet the girl who comes to around where I’m staying first instead of the girl who’s at a food place ~10 minutes away. The other girl waits for like an hour before leaving (I made an excuse like my phone got stolen but luckily there were police in the area and I shouted for help. I had to file a police report for an hour before getting my phone back – this actually happened to me in Barcelona. I felt bad about lying, etc. but such is life)

Back to the girl I actually met – I met her at a street corner right by my place. After learning from my timidity earlier in the day, I just took her hand and started walking toward my place. There was no resistance and at this point the doorman laughed – he knew what I was up to haha.

We went up to my place and I poured some drinks – probably not even necessary – had like a sip each before making out. She was a total Asiaphile. Like most Colombianas, she had a decent body naturally. Sex was pretty nice and she left a bit after. Not sure what else I did that day – probably a bit of work.

I ghosted on this girl and she later sent me a long-winded message – I felt bad.

Pic

Night 4

I got dinner with a guy from RVF before meeting another guy from RVF to hit the “gentleman’s club” in a super sketch part of town. Would NOT want to be walking around there at night by myself. Took a cab straight there and back.

Anyway, it was at the gentleman’s club that I first experienced Colombian cola (nomsayin’) and it was fucking wild. Considering that during the trip, I never once had a line of drinks like you would usually drink in the states, and just small sips, and considering how cheap carbonated beverages were, it was wild. Just one or two sips will get you super caffeinated. However, too much sugar can fuck with your erections (or it did for me) – nothing is perfect.

As me and the RVF guy were leaving, some crazy guy outside (clearly fucked up out of his mind) gets in RVF guy’s face and I almost thought the RVF guy was about to get stabbed. The guards pulled RVF guy inside and they took us to our Uber when it got to the strip club (the Uber parked a block or two away to avoid getting into shit with the taxi drivers – I think Uber technically isn’t allowed over there).

Day 5

I honestly have no idea what I did during the day – probably not much. As you can see, I did 0 sightseeing in Bogota, which I regret. I’ll get around to it next time.

Night 5 (Gringo Tuesday)

My last night in Bogota, a Tuesday, my friend Joe took me to the infamous foreigner-oriented party, Gringo Tuesday. Before that, we got tacos and pre-gamed a little. The lack of sleep and alcohol consumption caught up to me though and I tried to take a nap for a bit (it was still early ~8 P.M.) before going out.

I couldn’t really sleep but I think lying down for a bit did me some good as I was ready to go once I went back out and met my friends.

Anyway, we got a few bottles and were chilling upstairs at La Villa (the place where Gringo Tuesday is held). It was a pretty fun party – decent music, foreigners were kind of annoying but not so much. It was pretty scary because the doorman patted me down and made me open a condom case I usually carry (later got stolen in Medellin lol) – forgot I had some cola in there. I tried to pull some ninja shit and as I was opening it, ninja-ed the shit into the palm of my other hand but the hostess saw and I just threw it out nonchalantly. Luckily, it was all good.

I remember approaching some girl I would consider very above-average who was into Korea, etc. but her friend wasn’t into the RVF guy I tried to get to wing for me. Plus, she had to go home early ~12. I got her number and hopefully will meet her when I return to Colombia.

I met another girl who ended up being batshit crazy. She tried speaking to me in her broke ass, annoying English (the more Westernized they are, the worse – generally…). She was my type looks-wise though – like petite and slim and I tried putting up with her BS just to bang (mistake).

I eventually get her to leave the club with me – she was so wasted, talking to everyone. I got her to come back to my place and have a drink but she wasn’t really drinking. We made out and stuff and I tried to finger her but she wasn’t having it. We went back to the club and I wasted more time hanging out with her (she was crazy and her friend was also a huge cockblock). I eventually ditched her knowing that nothing was probably going to happen (should have ditched her sooner).

I met another girl by the bathroom who was super cute with dyed blonde hair – I love that look that some Latinas have if you know what I mean – like typical exotic look and vibe with blonde highlights or blonde hair – not sure if that’s natural (I’m sure for most it’s just hair dying or highlighting – it was like that for this one).

I got the girl to leave the place and walk to my place with me (at this point my friends had left – everyone was wasted). We made out and stuff but she wouldn’t come upstairs. We went back to the club and I said I needed to find my friends (in reality, was trying to find another girl).

There wasn’t much going on in terms of girls or partying at that point so I called it a night since I needed to go to Medellin the next day anyway.

In retrospect, I should have banged Joe’s friend’s cousin, who was into me, but slightly above-average at best (nice body, butterface).

~Medellin~

Day 1

Honestly, I wish I had gotten to spend more time in Bogota but regardless, I had fun.

Upon advice from an RVF guy (let’s call him Nick) that another RVF guy introduced me to, I took the bus from the airport, and then a taxi from the bus stop to my Airbnb in El Poblado. This probably added another 30 minutes to the trip but saved me ~5-10 USD? Can’t remember. For a first time traveler and/or someone looking for convenience, it might be better just to take a cab straight to your Airbnb or hotel (I think its like ~25 USD).

Night 1 (Tinder bang)

I got some girl from Tinder to meet me – she was kind of shy, but we got drinks directly beneath where I was staying – the drinks ended up being like 30 USD (Jesus) – a lot for Colombia I think.

I made an excuse to go upstairs to my place (want to smoke – need to get my cigs) and she came up with me. I poured us some drinks (the bottle and mixer at the crib are essential – haha those were literally the only things in the fridge in both the Bogota and Medellin Airbnbs).

We had a bit to drink and started making out. She was “shy” at first but definitely wasn’t that way in bed. A little older than me (late 20s) but had a body that I like – tallish, slim, etc.

Eventually she left. While we were waiting for the Uber, we walked past a few hostel-type places that were having parties. God, I hate that scene.

I don’t think I did anything special but she said she liked getting to know me, saying I was super easy to talk to, etc. She kept messaging me after that night, wanting to meet and suggesting shit for us to do but I wasn’t feeling it.

I felt bad because I was ignoring her and she sent me all these emo messages (I blocked her and she started messaging me from another number – blocked again).

Pic (NSFW - pretty shit but yeah – not posting her Tinder pic – would be too easy to identify her)

FYI: this girl asked me how tall I was before we met. Keep in mind that this was a late 20s chick who was above-average at best – online girls get to be choosy! (Takes no balls to message a girl on Tinder, so everyone does it – more competition )

Day 2 (Sightseeing)

I finally did some sightseeing this day.

I took the metro to get to a place called Pueblito Paisa – a little replica village typical of the area a couple of centuries back.

I got stared at a lot as I got further and further away from the touristy areas.

On the metro, I saw a super pretty, sweet-looking girl who also seemed to be checking me out. I worked up the balls to approach her and she actually got off the train to continue the conversation with me and give me her number. Super sweet. She lived far away though so we didn’t get to meet while I was in Medellin – hopefully will meet when I go back.

Anyway, I got to Pueblito Paisa, took some pictures, had some Medellin bandeja paisa (it was a touristy spot though so I wasn’t expecting much – wasn’t amazing or anything) before going back.

Night 2 (Ladies Night, Techno Afterparty, Ratchet Bitch)

Later that night, I finally met up with Nick. He took me to ladies night, where I think girls drink for free or something like that on Thursday. It’s supposed to be better for picking up because of that, but in general, he told me that Medellin isn’t the best for one night stands (heavy, group going out culture, girls don’t want to be seen as sluts, etc.)

We got a small table toward the back. There was a group right in front of us – two Colombian guys (lucky dudes) and like 10 girls. One of them was hot as fuck – legit the type I would love to bang in Latin America – slightly tanned, blonde-ish hair, tight body, not too tall, etc. We danced up on each other (I noticed her looking back at me a few times) but she was with a group and probably with one of the guys (I asked her – she said she wasn’t – but either way, I don’t think anything was going to happen – should’ve got the number though).

Anyway, I go outside and buy cola off some guy – probably overpaid (paid double what I paid in Bogota – which was probably a rip-off to begin with) but either way, still a fraction of the price that I would pay in NYC but many, many times better in quality.

I randomly met another Korean-American guy – I asked him if he was Korean right away (typical Korean look). He was with a bachelor party and we ended up drinking cola together – like the cola in Bogota, it was very organic and amazing.

In terms of girls, I approached some cutie towards the front of the venue and Nick winged the friend but it wasn’t happening (friends, etc.) – I got the number – maybe we’ll meet when I get back.

Nick eventually decided to call it a night – we checked out another venue but it was closing. Apparently right after we said bye, some skanks on the street tried to steal his phone but he got it back – watch your pockets. I got my condom case stolen out of my back pocket – I’m sure the pickpocket was like WTF when he opened it, thinking it would be a wallet, haha.

I met some random guy on the street after we left ladies night (think he came up to me and Nick and asked if I was Korean or something) and we were still trying to party. We walked around and found some random bar that happened to be playing techno (actual techno, I’m not using that term to refer to pump your fist “EDM”) and it’s the kind of crowd you would expect with that kind of music at 3 A.M. or so. Lots of dudes and two chicks, both of whom look ratchet. One of the girls was checking me out and her, her friend-zoned guy friend, and I went to drink some cola together.

The girl was super ratchet – piercings, tattoos, etc. everywhere but at that point I was just hype and trying to smash so I waited it out until the place closed (I could tell that she was trying to party until the place closed).

Her and the guy (who apparently has been trying to bang her forever – some loser American guy – felt bad) get into some sort of argument – I guess he had been trying to bang forever but didn’t know that he was solidly in the friend zone (why he would even care with that type of chick, I don’t know).

Anyway, I get the girl to come back with me to my place – under the pretense of partying more (we were waiting for her friend to come, too, but it seemed as though the friend was trying to hook up with some guy).

The girl wasn’t trying to bang, smoke, drink cola, etc. (at least not in any sort of reasonable time frame) so I told her I was super tired (was ~5 A.M.) and wanted to sleep (wasn’t hot enough to justify more effort – just the truth). We made out and stuff but she bit me and shit – not really into “aggressive” girls like that anyway.

I had trouble sleeping that night but YOLO.

Day 3

I woke up late and met Nick to hit the gym together… didn’t eat anything until like 6:30 P.M. – was about to pass out.

Night 3

Later that night, I met up with another girl from Tinder. Her and her friends were chilling at some super Colombian place (she had told me that the friends were going to leave shortly after I got there).

I was surprised because she was actually pretty cute IRL (cuter than her pics). She had kind of a shy, nervous personality though (like her default expression seemed to be one of worry) – online girls…

Her friends had told me that she was into Korea, etc.

I didn’t really know what to do but just got her to come back to my place. I didn’t mention that we were going to my apartment (I think I said “let’s get a drink”) but just went up to my place anyway – there was no resistance or anything. I poured us drinks (probably not necessary) and we started making out and going at it pretty quickly.

However, she was pretty aggressive in bed, which I don’t really like – biting me and shit, riding me like she was going to die in 5 minutes (felt like my dick was gonna break, no homo).

Haha – after I came she literally wanted to go at it again after like 5 seconds. I told her to chill because I wanted to smoke some non-tobacco (she wasn’t down) – probably a terrible idea but smoked in the Airbnb (smoked a bit in the room before realizing that it smelled and decided to smoke in the bathroom – there was a fan). I did this because I did it once with some chick in the US and it felt awesome but it wasn’t as great this time (details to follow).

Anyway, we start going at it again but she’s teasing me and shit – basically biting and licking me everywhere – which felt good but it would’ve felt better just to bang her when I was feeling buzzed. Eventually, I get tired of fucking and she looks sad – I tell her I usually like more passive chicks and she tells me I’m in the wrong country and that Colombianas like to fuck haha.

Anyway, she gets the hint and goes home – too bad because in terms of looks, I was into it – she was petite, slim, and cute and had surprisingly large tits considering the rest of her body.

Pic (NSFW)

Day 4

Hit the gym again with Nick – not sure what else I did besides that.

Night 4 (Amazing Final Night, Bang a MILF)

It was an RVF member’s birthday so a few of us all met up and had some drinks before hitting a club. I had a little cola while we were pre-drinking so I was pretty hyped to hit the club.

It was your typical Colombian style place with lots of tables and groups.

I danced with a few girls and had some fun. This sexy ass mulatta told me to come find her when the bachata came on, which I did. She wasn’t down though once I started kissing her neck haha.

Eventually, there were two Venezuelans at our table (there are a lot in Colombia because the situation in Venezuela is so fucked). It turned out that one was the mom and the other her daughter LOL. At this point, I was pretty turnt but I’m pretty sure within 5 minutes I kissed the MILF and got her to come outside with me.

We walked to my place, which was about 10 minutes away walking (logistics!). We banged and even drank some cola together before heading back to the club. She swallowed so it was nice (I don’t think any other girl had been down for that up to that point).

I took her number out of courtesy (she later asked Nick for my number haha) but don’t have plans to see her again.

We got back to the club and eventually they started playing electronic music – I was literally dancing up a storm and all eyes were on me as I think they’re not used to that kind of music or dancing over there. Honestly, that whole night I had been on fire – dancing with tons of girls, making friends with everyone, taking shots with people, etc. – Colombians are super friendly – “social” game is definitely the way to go (I think that’s honestly the way to do it for nightlife in general though, especially if you want to bang hotter girls with any sort of consistency – unless you’re really good-looking, etc.)

All in all, it was a great last night in Colombia.

As we leave, the MILF makes up some BS about how she dropped some cash in my room and asks me for like the equivalent of 6 USD to replace it and I just give it to her. I’ll count it as a lay since she never asked me before we fucked.

Pic (NSFW)

Day 5

Flew back to Bogota. Was supposed to fly out the next day but Avianca cancelled my flight (no notice – only checked because Joe mentioned something about the strike). Stayed with Joe’s friend an extra couple of days before taking another flight back to the states – didn’t do much besides work and chill.

Conclusion

I really loved Colombia – I'll definitely go back soon.

However, I wouldn’t recommend Colombia to someone who is a first-time traveler, newbie with girls, non-Spanish speaker, etc. – not sure it would be worth it.

Didn’t think I’d love Latin music/partying to Latin music so much – must have Shazam’ed like 10 songs.

Anthem of the trip (more so the vibe – awesome to party to – good mix of beat and feels):

[DrCotard]

Great Datasheet. I'm glad that you enjoyed your trip to Colombia.

[LINUX]

I'm glad you had a good trip.

Until next time.

[GlobalMan]

Good write up man.

While it is generous of you to share those pics, it is a bad idea to be posting them here publicly for a number of reasons, in addition to being against the forum rules. Since you can't edit anymore I would kill the links.

[JimBobsCooters]

Awesome write up mate. I can confirm that even as a non-spanish speaker it's worth it. This post brings back so many memories of the good kind!

[whiteknightrises]

(10-11-2017 03:44 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  

Good write up man.

While it is generous of you to share those pics, it is a bad idea to be posting them here publicly for a number of reasons, in addition to being against the forum rules. Since you can't edit anymore I would kill the links.

Thanks and need to figure out how to do that, or if a mod wants to remove the links, please do so

(10-11-2017 11:38 AM)JimBobsCooters Wrote:  

Awesome write up mate. I can confirm that even as a non-spanish speaker it's worth it. This post brings back so many memories of the good kind!

Thanks JimBobsCooters and good to know - few guys I saw that couldn't speak Spanish seemed to have a tough time communicating - maybe it would work if you stuck to online (those girls can probably speak more English)

[pancakemouse]

Best datasheet I've read on here. Keep posting them.

[Sly]

Heard of people getting held at gunpoint in Chapinero ? Lmao that is such bullshit!

I have lived in Chapinero since may and it’s safe. Definitely not many tourists here so ya you’re going to get tons of looks. I had my friend from Sweden stay with me for a month (blonde hair blue eyes) and everywhere we went people would look at him . I loved the attention he got . Like you with your buddy joe, he was lucky to have me as i protect him from the hustlers who want to take advantage of foreigners.

Sounds like you had a good time . Having a guy like joe and a group To go out with makes the nightlife better because the locals see that you are not just some sex tourist and will be more willing to talk to you.

Also, I like the girls better in Chapinero compared to zona t .



Zona t is expensive and college/younger girls can’t really afford that place . So, what you get on zona t is older girls who can afford to buy some drinks and want to meet more upscale men. I prefer younger girls who are generally more fun and don’t care as much about meeting dudes with money/status.
I’ll go to either place but I definitely prefer the younger girls .

[RoadTo100]

Cheap & plentiful cocaine, after parties until 10am w/ tatted up thugs, almost getting stabbed by a crazy dude on the street outside of a strip club ... AND banging 5 fly ass Colombianas

[scotian]

^I know eh, I gotta party with this guy some day!

Sly, while I’m glad to hear that you haven’t been
a victim of crime in Chapinero, I think its naive to suggest its really safe, shit goes down in Chapi all the time bro. With that said, I’m comfortable in Chapi and still recommend staying there but keep your wits about you at night.

[NextStop100]

Solid report. Which city had better Tinder quality - Bogota or Medellin?

[Road_Less_Taken]

(10-11-2017 09:54 PM)scotian Wrote:  

^I know eh, I gotta party with this guy some day!

Sly, while I’m glad to hear that you haven’t been
a victim of crime in Chapinero, I think its naive to suggest its really safe, shit goes down in Chapi all the time bro. With that said, I’m comfortable in Chapi and still recommend staying there but keep your wits about you at night.

Yeah I agree that Chapinero is not safe, or not in my experience. I also know lots of people that study their that have had some scary things happen to them. I couldn't live there but then again a lot of guys here have a lot thicker skin then me. Though I guess you are always fine until some shit hits the fan so to speak.

But realistically nowhere in Colombia is safe with the exception of Boyaca which is quite peaceful. Anyone saying otherwise has no idea how much crime happens, or thinks that everything gets reported.

[LINUX]

(10-11-2017 04:00 PM)Sly Wrote:  

Heard of people getting held at gunpoint in Chapinero ? Lmao that is such bullshit!

I have lived in Chapinero since may and it’s safe. Definitely not many tourists here so ya you’re going to get tons of looks. I had my friend from Sweden stay with me for a month (blonde hair blue eyes) and everywhere we went people would look at him . I loved the attention he got . Like you with your buddy joe, he was lucky to have me as i protect him from the hustlers who want to take advantage of foreigners.

Look. I don't lie to forum members. The 150 I've met will tell you that. I have a lot more time on the ground than your measly 5 months. My only reason for telling these stories is because I care about the people here . I consider them a family. So yes, someone tried to rob me. I snapped and beat his ass. I lived to see another day. But next time I might not.

You should listen to my advice because I gave it with the hope that it would open the eyes of you guys. But youre starting to make me regret it.

[trojans10]

OP. I'd like to hear more about your instagram game. How did you find girls on there? How massive is your instagram? And did any of them convert?

[el conquistador]

(10-11-2017 04:00 PM)Sly Wrote:  

Heard of people getting held at gunpoint in Chapinero ? Lmao that is such bullshit!

I have lived in Chapinero since may and it’s safe.

I know a Colombian girl who used to live in Chapinero. She got robbed 4 times so she moved north to Usaquen.

Also, Chapinero is one of the biggest boroughs in Bogota. Crime levels will vary dramatically between Chapinero Alto up in the hills and further south.

[Tiguere]

Claiming Chapinero is "safe" simply isn't true, as we've had multiple instances of well-traveled forum members having issues in the neighborhood.

Sure, walking around the Septima near Zona G & La Salle is relatively safe during the day and early evening, but at night around the Pussy House area or further South...I wouldn't call that a safe area.

I've lived in Chapinero before and will do so, again. It's not bad, but it's not a place I'd ever claim to be 100% safe - even before a good friend had a gun pulled on him.

[whiteknightrises]

(10-11-2017 10:12 PM)NextStop100 Wrote:  

Solid report. Which city had better Tinder quality - Bogota or Medellin?

My Tinder seemed to be broken until the end of my stay in Bogota (no matches - pretty sure I was shadowbanned). Medellin Tinder is full of hookers - they'll match you, tell you their Whatsapp, then proceed to tell you that they're an escort (usually easy to spot - dressed like sloots). There are some normal ones too though.

Also keep in mind Tinders algorithm - if your score sucks (youre ugly), you won't see hot girls. Id guess my score is slightly above average at best - saw way better girls IRL in both cities. Not to mention they were more accessible since most guys don't have balls IRL

(10-11-2017 11:38 PM)trojans10 Wrote:  

OP. I'd like to hear more about your instagram game. How did you find girls on there? How massive is your instagram? And did any of them convert?

The online questions continue

I found a page very specific to me and got followers from there

Think a page with all Colombian girls that are into Asians

In terms of my account, I have more than 25k followers and decent (but not good) pics - almost every girl tells me I look better IRL. If you read my report, I only banged 1, another I met would prob be down the next time we met (+a lot more messaging that "want to meet" but of course that doesnt mean much) - ROI in terms of time spent not great considering I can go outside and meet+bang cooler, hotter girls that aren't getting messaged by a million dudes faster (probably)

[NextStop100]

The girl in day 3 looks really nice. Shocked she let you take the pic with your jizz on her.

Girls I’ve met in SA have all seem camera shy

[Shimmy]

I'm not sure where in Chapinero you guys are going but once it gets dark out I feel less safe than I do in bad neighborhoods in Detroit. To think people don't get robbed in Chapinero is silly. That kind of stuff happens no matter where you are in Bogota. You should never carry anything you can't afford to hand over to some guy who wants it.

[JimBobsCooters]

(10-11-2017 02:33 PM)whiteknightrises Wrote:  

Thanks JimBobsCooters and good to know - few guys I saw that couldn't speak Spanish seemed to have a tough time communicating - maybe it would work if you stuck to online (those girls can probably speak more English)

Spanish certainly would help but between body language, dancing and google translate you can get the point across. This is certainly more ONS than relationship based though I did have a couple of girls on the go who I basically conversed through Whatsapp and body language when in person!

I ran a pretty straight forward complimentary physical game in Colombia with much better success than I have in most other places (this was 2013, seems so long ago now and it may have changed since then).

To be fair, I also had some basic spanish rather than absolutely none but certainly not conversational in any may.

[pazuk123]

Great data sheet whiteknightrises. Seems like a great trip and the perfect amount of time. Would you have stayed longer if in the cards, and in which city? Would you consider this trip better than say an 2 week run in Miami staying at a solid place with good logistics considering your looks and game level?

[whiteknightrises]

Everyone was telling me to check out the beach towns - Cartagena, etc. Probably would have made my way up there to get out of the city

No Miami is probably better

Problem is I'm broke

[RatInTheWoods]

great report, thanks for sharing

[scotian]

Cartagena is nice for 2-3 days but the beaches aren’t great and the city is over run with hookers and horny gringos, it is also more expensive compared to other cities.

[Shimmy]

Don't listen to Scotian, he's just trying to keep gringos out of Cartegena (aka pussy paradise). Place has almost as many women who will jump on your dick for free as Miami. Nice try you slimy Canuck!