Now that I'm older, I will not fuck a woman who has just taken a shit. She can blow me or uber is right around the block.
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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
My sides.
I'm guessing she failed to calculate the sticky-factor when she tossed it and it kind of just slopped off of her hand and into the gap.
The look on her face would have been more priceless than the Mona Lisa.
I'm guessing she failed to calculate the sticky-factor when she tossed it and it kind of just slopped off of her hand and into the gap.
The look on her face would have been more priceless than the Mona Lisa.
The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
It's a modern love story: Boy matches with girl on Tinder, they go on a date, he takes a massive dump in her toilet and tries to unclog it.
Romcom of the decade.
Romcom of the decade.
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If you back up the toilet at someone's house with no plunger available, look for liquid hand soap.
Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again.
The soap lubricates the shit so it will flush away.
If it is still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something.
If it's still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell.
Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup, you asshole.
Credit: Chive article
Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again.
The soap lubricates the shit so it will flush away.
If it is still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something.
If it's still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell.
Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup, you asshole.
Credit: Chive article
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True story (holy shit, it's all coming back to me now)
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I once found myself in a similar situation with a high school girlfriend when I was at her parent's house. They had one of those tiny bins next to the toilet for used feminine hygiene products. "What's the harm" I thought. "We're the only ones here and after I smash it a few more times I'll come collect the bin and toss the bastard out into the bush.
Anyway, it turns out that after you smash a chick a few times you can get a bit tired and forgetful.
Later that week she informed me that her mum requested "if the toilet isn't flushing then please just leave it in the bowl.
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I once found myself in a similar situation with a high school girlfriend when I was at her parent's house. They had one of those tiny bins next to the toilet for used feminine hygiene products. "What's the harm" I thought. "We're the only ones here and after I smash it a few more times I'll come collect the bin and toss the bastard out into the bush.
Anyway, it turns out that after you smash a chick a few times you can get a bit tired and forgetful.
Later that week she informed me that her mum requested "if the toilet isn't flushing then please just leave it in the bowl.
The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
I thought this was a fake story since it sounded similar to the story with the chick putting poop in her purse.
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