[Mochihunter]

Sounds like (((them))) to me. I've also heard a conspiracy theory that all this genealogical testing his a quick and easy way for the government to get a sample of your DNA. It sounds strangely plausible but also unlikely given the fact if you're suspected of a crime the government can't take your DNA anyway.

In all seriousness it doesn't sound too much of a strech. After five generations you have no fucking clue what your genetic make up is unless you had a recordkeeper in the family. Usisng physical traits is no indicator. My brother is half black and his wife is Italian. He pumped out two aryan looking girls. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Both look like my mother. You'd have no clue the girls were a quarter black.

[Laska]

^^And who's the father of those girls?

[Kona]

Somebody deeper than me can tell you why the Mormons are the next Jews. Lost tribes of is real and mind control and lineage control etc. Some day (((they))) will be in Utah.

Aloha!

[Laska]

(((They))) already are in Utah Kona. Don't you know they offer a free circumcision in all Utah hospitals on July 24th (Pioneer Day in Utah)? It's all apart of their secret plans.

[Mochihunter]

My brother is genius.

[Suits]

(09-06-2017 11:07 AM)IstillLoveVistaBaby Wrote:  

I don't know if any of you have done this, there are several companies that offer this product, like 23andMe, AncestryDNA, and more. My parents both did theirs and some of the results sound like liberal inserts.

Maybe that's because liberals have an ideology that is based on the understanding that things (especially genetics and family lines) are not as black and white as other ideologies would prefer them to be.

Liberals generally rank high in empathy and are enlightened to the fact that a lot of people unfairly got fucked by where and when they happened to be born.

A lot of their beliefs are born not out of insanity, but a real concern for giving everyone a fair shot at having a decent life on this planet.

Of course, that doesn't mean that they are all equally willing to shoulder the burden of what that would mean (usually expecting "the rich" to pick up the slack) or justify the actions of the leaders in liberal entities (who are a lot like the leaders of conservative entities) whose only aim is to expand their own personal power, but that's another story.

Sorry the results of your family's DNA study didn't match your preconceived suppositions.

[Elster]

One last note, populations moved around a lot everywhere but specially in the Eurasian continental mass.
That means a lot of fucking has happened since then...

[Uruz]

(09-07-2017 12:41 AM)El_Gostro Wrote:  

One last note, populations moved around a lot everywhere but specially in the Eurasian continental mass.
That means a lot of fucking has happened since then...

Add all the slaves, war prisoners, rapes, thralls to it and you got it.

Would be foolish to expect 100% of anything frankly.

[iop890]

I took one of those and it said I'm 1/64th black, which matches up with my ancestors owning a plantation in Barbados.

That explains my love of thiccness, not to mention this giant cock.

[Gunner]

So, which one should I buy -- AncestryDNA or 23andme?

[Thomas Jackson]

I got in on this a couple years back when it was cheaper and they gave more health analysis. Interesting stuff, and most of the health risks indicated were things my grandfather had so anecdotally accurate.

It did say I was .2% black which seems unlikely, but I found pretty funny. As noted above anything under 1% is probably statistical noise. In the next 10 years though these tests will become extremely accurate.

[Okyanus]

Delete.

[Okyanus]

(09-06-2017 11:03 PM)Mochihunter Wrote:  

In all seriousness it doesn't sound too much of a strech. After five generations you have no fucking clue what your genetic make up is unless you had a recordkeeper in the family. Usisng physical traits is no indicator. My brother is half black and his wife is Italian. He pumped out two aryan looking girls. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Both look like my mother. You'd have no clue the girls were a quarter black.

Tell him to get a paternity test ASAP.

[Laska]

(09-09-2017 01:18 AM)Gunner Wrote:  

So, which one should I buy -- AncestryDNA or 23andme?

Do the cheaper version of 23andMe. They give you access to all your raw DNA information. That way, you can always get it medically interpreted by another company either now, or in the future when they'll know more about DNA.

[gework]

If anyone is adopted you can apply to get a free kit from here:

https://www.dnaquest.org/

You can download the raw data and upload it to another big test company, FTDNA, though Ancestry is no by far the biggest supplier of this test.

P.S. the ethnic results of these tests are very circumstantial, but they are useful for locating relatives, particularly going to back to the 1700s.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(09-09-2017 06:36 AM)Thomas Jackson Wrote:  

I got in on this a couple years back when it was cheaper and they gave more health analysis. Interesting stuff, and most of the health risks indicated were things my grandfather had so anecdotally accurate.

It did say I was .2% black which seems unlikely, but I found pretty funny. As noted above anything under 1% is probably statistical noise. In the next 10 years though these tests will become extremely accurate.

I read an article a while back that says they purposely add this < 1% black thing to a lot of results as a politically correct bullshit thing, to promote muh diversity. There probably was no specific indicator of this.


Edit: Ha! I probably read it in this thread, now that I look at some of the earlier posts!

[Cr33pin]

I dunno man... my results came back that I was 1% African American and I got a huge dick and bad credit so.....

[Jetset]

For what it's worth, 23andMe has announced they're about to massively increase the resolution on the ethnic group they're profiling, from about 30 regional populations to about 150. Since they do the medical testing, phenotype/traits, haplogroups, and Neanderthal variants, this is definitely a good way for somebody to go if they want to do just one to see what it's like.

I expected some basic information like "you're not going to go bald", but some of what they were able to derive is pretty surprising. They also do an Ancestry Timeline that projects how far back certain genetic markers likely came from, and it was exactly correct for me for the ancestors I'm familiar with. It gave me a new research project to track down a likely ancestor I didn't know about from around 1800. Interesting stuff to me, anyway.

Hell, my DNA is pretty sweet. I should start rawdogging more broads.

[Hypno]

Shit, I'm going to regret donating all that sperm now. (j/k)