[Mess O.]

Being a stepson of yours, he'll be off to a great head start. Imagine getting that kind of influence at such a young age.

[The Beast1]

Geeze, if I won an opportunity to be pictured with a bunch of cheerleaders I would at least put on a nice shirt and pants. Even horribly obese individuals can dress nicely.

Talk about dregs. I'm not sure who is the worst: fatty with a stain, fatty with a guy hanging out, or cletus with his teeth.

[Kona]

Is that Artie Lange in the second picture, above the masturbating Mexican?

Aloha!

[Delta]

Those girls do a surprisingly good job acting like they're not disgusted. I've seen plenty of wedding photos where the bride looks more repulsed by the groom than this. Kudos to them I guess.

[John Michael Kane]

Being a cheerleader is one part dancer, one part public relations. They are hiding their disgust quite well and being rather professional about it. Can you imagine if you were a woman and had these dudes schlubing it up with you? Icky!