[Repo]

Thought this could be a funny lighthearted thread idea. Post a game scenario, and the poster below replies with the most cringe inducing awful reply, as well as a scenario for the next person.

I'll start:

Game scenario: Next day text to a girl you just banged

[Batman_]

(08-11-2017 09:10 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Thought this could be a funny lighthearted thread idea. Post a game scenario, and the poster below replies with the most cringe inducing awful reply, as well as a scenario for the next person.

I'll start:

Game scenario: Next day text to a girl you just banged

"I love you"

[Kapanda]

Strong start, except you forgot to give a scenario.

I'll just keep going

Reply: "Thanks for sucking the crabs off me! Lol jk!"

Scenario: Moment after the first kiss

[King of Monkeys]

"You kiss almost as good as my cousin."

Scenario: You approach a girl with her family having a picnic in the park.

[Nascimento]

(08-12-2017 03:17 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

"You kiss almost as good as my cousin."

Scenario: You approach a girl with her family having a picnic in the park.

"Can you introduce me to your mom?"

If father interferes, proceed to AMOG techniques.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Forgot to give the next scenario.

Here's one: You run into a girl you always wanted to bang in high school. Your SMV has increased by a notch while hers has decreased by same putting you on even terms.

[Frank Sicosus]

(08-12-2017 04:01 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

You run into a girl you always wanted to bang in high school. Your SMV has increased by a notch while hers has decreased by same putting you on even terms.

I've always thought you were beautiful and would smell you hair in class. You still look amazing.

[Investment Bro]

I'll bite, since we need a scenario:

You're out on a date with a prospect, but your getting IOIs from another chick.

[Repo]

Go for the threesome in the most awkward way possible.

Whisper in your prospects ear "hey, you see that girl over there looking at us? Well I was thinking, I like to diddle, you like to diddle, how about we diddle her together? "

Followed by a



Game scenario: You are at the grocery store and you see a cute chick in the fruit and vegetable section

[Sam Malone]

(08-12-2017 10:23 AM)Repo Wrote:  

Game scenario: You are at the grocery store and you see a cute chick in the fruit and vegetable section

Scenario: You're at a funeral home, and you're getting IOI's from an 8 or better.

[Windom Earle]

^ Are you as much of a dead root as the old bird in that coffin?

You see a cute Asian girl but are getting a slight shemale vibe. No man hands in sight though. Scenario for a friend.

[Investment Bro]

(08-12-2017 11:57 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  

^ Are you as much of a dead root as the old bird in that coffin?

You see a cute Asian girl but are getting a slight shemale vibe. No man hands in sight though. Scenario for a friend.

"Come here son and let a real man show you how it's done"

This same asian girl turns out to actually be a girl...how do you follow up after insinuating she was a man?

[King of Monkeys]

"My mistake. You have a strong resemblance to Kim Jong Un. Come back to my place and I'll show you how far I can launch my missiles from my rocket pad."

Scenario: You see a girl you like walk into the ladies room.

[The Man w/ the Golden Gun]

(08-13-2017 03:00 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

"My mistake. You have a strong resemblance to Kim Jong Un. Come back to my place and I'll show you how far I can launch my missiles from my rocket pad."

Scenario: You see a girl you like walk into the ladies room.

LOL. My satricially bad game advice would be to stand in front of the ladies room, waiting for her with a dumb smile on your face.

As she opens the door...

"...I've been expecting you..."

Scenario: You meet a Russian girl on the train and start speaking a little russian with her. She asks: "Vhy do you vant to lern Rassian?"

[The Stronger Sex]

"American women are so entitled. I plan to move to Russia where my rich American game will help me bang lots of 10s".

You're buying Aspirin. The married chemist is making you horny.

[Tex Cruise]

*pop pill from packet and hold it out to her*

"Here, for your headache"

"What? I don't have a headache??"

"Good. Let's Fuck"

WB between 2 fatties in a bar.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(08-15-2017 12:19 AM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

(08-13-2017 03:00 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

"My mistake. You have a strong resemblance to Kim Jong Un. Come back to my place and I'll show you how far I can launch my missiles from my rocket pad."

Scenario: You see a girl you like walk into the ladies room.

LOL. My satricially bad game advice would be to stand in front of the ladies room, waiting for her with a dumb smile on your face.

As she opens the door...

"...I've been expecting you..."

Scenario: You meet a Russian girl on the train and start speaking a little russian with her. She asks: "Vhy do you vant to lern Rassian?"

Answer: "Because a wise man once told me in a dream that my future soul mate would be a Russian woman, so I thought it was a good idea."

Then you can continue with a tease if she is very pretty and young etc.

But since this is bad Game advice you say:

"I am learning Russian in order to .... how to say it in your language best .... - blyad
-fuck a lot of Russian girls." But even that may work, because it is direct and Beta-nice-guy-bad-Game works differently.