[Suits]

(07-29-2017 08:15 PM)SteezeySteve Wrote:  

Bear in mind In addition to the phone I lost a personal training client / bombshell blonde who is down to be friends with benefits...and im now unable to cantact this dude who's boat I clean so i have to waste my time going down to the dock to see if this dude's there.

Newest iPhone: $700



Notebook: $0.50

[SteezeySteve]

Ha Got me there. I thought all that was auto backed up like it was with android. Google automatically backs it up your stuff but with apple you have to set it up and link everything with icloud. Just goes to show how it always pays to do your homework with everything.

For now im rolling around with a table in my back seat. I had it there before but moved it to the trunk because some ladies needed a lift back to my crib on another night...that table is staying in the back seat on the regular and im only taking it out for special occasions. I just find it ironic that I can be rolling with 3 random hood dudes who sell yay from a bar and nothing bad will happen but god forbid some yuppy white zan heads hop in I get my phone stolen. Charge it to the game though....she ain't fair but she sure is square.

[Suits]

These are my business tools.


Price: $200
Weight: Under 2LB
Functionality: iPhone x 100

iPhones are designed so that dumb girls can look sophisticated while check Facebook to see if they have any new likes. If they had anything important to say or had anything important riding on properly editing their photos, they'd be using a full keyboard and a screen more than 2 inches wide.



Price: $20
Weight: Negligible
Functionality: Makes calls the same as an iPhone and sends texts faster, because you aren't trying to type on a fucking screen-keyboard.

When you actually have genuine computer functionality at your fingertips, you don't need a $500 phone that is going to be useless if you drop it even once on pavement.



Price: $1
Weight: Under a pound
Functionality: Better than an iPad for sketching ideas

Do you need full creative freedom? Then you need a notebook. Nothing is better for quickly converting an idea from concept to visual reality.

All of the above business tools fit nicely into a bag just like this one, unlike most smartphones, which people have to walk around clutching like an idiot, because they don't fit into their damn pockets and their Facebook account is far too important to go unattended for more than 5 seconds.

[Going strong]

(07-29-2017 11:36 PM)Suits Wrote:  

These are my business tools.

No more technology!
Suits going for a walk:

[SteezeySteve]

Thats an idea. I'd be meandering around the beach like Salvador Dali in his prime...old school starving artist game has its place. I actually remember I was leading around this group of 5 tourists from chicago like my own little personal flock of hens when i went through a faze where I kept a pad,pen,and a book in my black jansport. They actually seemed to like it...I feel like from a game perspective it attracts a better kind of clientele because the interesting/more personable girls that fall for personality will dig it and be more intrigued. Believe me it was really weird hearing hot cheer leaders compliment me for my good taste in books and how cool it was that I was a writer.

[Suits]

I'm giving OP a rep point for being a good sport.

[I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE]

(07-29-2017 08:15 PM)SteezeySteve Wrote:  

as a young broke kid on the grind
The only reason i went in debt over a dumb phone is because its an investment
if you want to take your hustles anywhere having a nice phone helps for image and convenience
take the authority and command over the situation to stop and frisk them is a fucking pussy through and through
If you know how to create a commanding prescence,use tone of voice,body language and create enough fear in people

Bro you honestly sound like the toughest cookie this side of the local Chuck E. Cheese. Let me take a gamble and guess that you're around 16/17 years old. The way you write showcases an attempt to fluff yourself up to be more important than you are. You do not "hustle", you have side jobs. Once upon a time those were normal things that didn't require an air mystery about how you're on dat dere grind nomsayin hustlin' nite'n'day out on the mean streets off da block. Also a phone is not an investment, no matter how you'd like to spin it, except when you're a teen and are impressed by a 500$ phone that everyone else has.

[easternwomenrule]

[Only One Man]

Anybody who constantly "upgrades" their phone every time the newest $800 iphone or galaxy comes out, when their current phone works perfectly fine, is a special kind of retard.

I have a $60 LG smartphone with everything backed up. Does everything the $800 phone does while only looking 80% as sleek and cool, and I've never lost out on pussy because of it. And the best part is if some random drug users steal it from under my seat while I'm driving them around, I'm only out $60.

[BortimusPrime]

The only way to get back an item you think was stolen is to make an ass out of yourself accusing everyone you can of having stolen it. Somehow that magically causes the item to pop back into existence wherever you actually set it down and forgot.

[SteezeySteve]

(07-30-2017 02:44 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

Anybody who constantly "upgrades" their phone every time the newest $800 iphone or galaxy comes out, when their current phone works perfectly fine, is a special kind of retard.

I have a $60 LG smartphone with everything backed up. Does everything the $800 phone does while only looking 80% as sleek and cool, and I've never lost out on pussy because of it. And the best part is if some random drug users steal it from under my seat while I'm driving them around, I'm only out $60.

Nah I agree. Always having the latest and greatest is dumb but buying a nice phone and throwing a water/drop proof case on it so that it lasts longer is more so what I meant. Life proof and otterbox don't make the water proof cases for all phones and i'd rather have that with my life style. That way sand from the beach,rain,dropping it off the dock(god forbid...),etc don't slowly degrade or destroy it. My last device was a low end lg phone and it would over heat like crazy...i'd be out on the beach and get constant warnings that it was over heating...the hard wear ended up melting within a couple months of buying it. Most of the new phones now are better at resisting grime,water,and drops. My best buddy even had some bikini clad chick spill water all over his phone while she was in his car and had to get it replaced.

[Duke Castile]

Let's get back on topic here op, how did you handle all of this?

Did you find your phone? Replace it?

Did you get revenge on the theives who disrespected you?

I can tell you're a man who's not afraid of confrontation, why did you only half heartedly search them? Surely you know that if you're going to do that you have to go all in. The irony is if you had your phone you could have googled how fo pow search someone.

[Suits]

I'm a little disappointed that Detective OP never provided an update.

I am, however, duly impressed that he remains a forum member in good standing.