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Taking one for the team
09-01-2011, 02:29 AM
When was the last time you had to help someone out and do this
. I'm trying to think but it's been so long. I was usually the one that got the better looking bitch and one of my boys had to settle for the linebacker.
I don't care how hideous the monster is. I will fuck her and fake an orgasm if it's going to help someone else get laid. Let me be the man of her masturbation fantasies for the next 10 years
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Taking one for the team
09-01-2011, 10:10 AM
My younger cousin is always showing up at my place and says "I'm about ready to meet these girls why don't you come"...I say "how bad?
I go with him and sometimes its not pretty. The last time we went to the tiki bar near my house and we sat with two buttafaces and a bunch of people who knew me were there.
They were texting me from across the bar and from tables nonstop. Even this one girl texed "Please tell me she is not with you!" She even ranked on me on my facebook wall the next day.
The girl I was talking to was rating other women in the bar using the "I would pull out the strap on for her" shit. What? My cousin told me he went through her nightstand and she had one in there..
I asked him why are you hanging with such ugly girls?
His response was because she has a rockin' body and said she would buy me some drinks.
I don't really care and have alot of fun with this but when he tries to invite them on the boat I have to draw the line.
The funny thing is this guy can get almost any girl he wants. If you go to a busy nightspot with him girls will just walk up and ask to take pictures next to him. We all scratch our heads on this..
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Taking one for the team
09-01-2011, 10:38 AM
I've taken some big hits for friends. But you don't even need to finish the deal if you're not feeling her.
At a house party a friend of mine was hooking up with this hottie, and her ugly friend was looking more and more likely to cockblock. I engaged her, started hooking up with her. We walked outside and I more or less threw her into a cab and went back to the party.
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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Taking one for the team
09-01-2011, 10:40 AM
You are supposed to help out the team. That includes:
1) Talking to the driver...who usually will be below average
2) Talking to the ringleader...who will also usually be below average
You don't have to call the chick...just keep her "at bay" until you boy "closes the deal" with his desired chick.
Now I HAVE told a friend or two to hurry up because I could not stand the blocking chick any longer.
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Taking one for the team
09-01-2011, 09:58 PM
If you turn off the lights, then all that shit doesn't really matter.
Notch it.