[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 10:10 AM)haywire Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 09:01 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

I did try those a long time ago, but those whores aren't paying! Each of them wanted to fuck for free, and that thought encouraged acid reflux .

LMAO! Maybe you should try filtering out by salary/profession, and even the quality of pics they have posted. High-end places, vacation spots, classier surroundings -> the bitch must be loaded!!

lol, I don't think any amount of filtering could make me go back to those sites. I even web cammed with one of those whores, but when I met her in person, the finger nails did me in.I could tell she enjoyed gnawing on them. Another bitch chewed her food like she was a camel with sand dunes stuck between her teeth. Last one had a great voice , but she had that Liz Taylor perfume smell to her which tells me that the bitch doesn't shop too often . Maybe it's me but I just can't go back to fishing for mudskippers . If you have had better luck, stick with it. Oh , hope you are getting paid for it too!

[haywire]

(09-01-2011 09:01 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Oh , hope you are getting paid for it too!

LOL, no not yet. But gotta enforce Comrade Pusscrook's orders soon! What price structure would you suggest?

[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 02:50 PM)haywire Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 09:01 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Oh , hope you are getting paid for it too!

LOL, no not yet. But gotta enforce Comrade Pusscrook's orders soon! What price structure would you suggest?

Will send a pm to you. Too many scoffers and naysayers. Never understood that.

[haywire]

(09-01-2011 03:27 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Will send a pm to you. Too many scoffers and naysayers. Never understood that.

Thanks a lot! Btw, I was thinking you would suggest something like $4.99 for a kiss, $49.99 for a BJ, $199.99 for a bang etc etc

[Caligula]

(09-01-2011 09:26 AM)Pilate Wrote:  

My strategy for weeding out those that are DTF is by searching for those that are "online now" and within 25 miles during a time when they shouldn't be on. For example, 9:30pm is a great time, she should be in bed with her husband or watching the news with him or some shit. Almost every time I message a girl in this scenario I get a response. My messages usually go like this, "Hey check out my profile, see if you think we may hit it off, is so, drop me a line at XXXXXXXX on yahoo." Typically, I have no questions about why I'm switching forums, they all know it's stupid to pay to message someone back and forth, AM is just the initial conduit.

The next step is to set a date. Well not a date, but a time you two are going to fuck. I basically gave a little pertinent information as possible and asked as few questions as possible until after the boning. Remember, this isn't a dating site, you're not supposed to be there looking for a GF. Keeping that mentality helped me a lot.

Thanks for the breakdown, I'll give this a shot.

[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 04:09 PM)haywire Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 03:27 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Will send a pm to you. Too many scoffers and naysayers. Never understood that.

Thanks a lot! Btw, I was thinking you would suggest something like $4.99 for a kiss, $49.99 for a BJ, $199.99 for a bang etc etc

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround. Install spyware and read some of the shit they have planned for you after they figure you out..heheheh

[oldnemesis]

(08-31-2011 06:06 PM)Pilate Wrote:  

Because she knew that's why she was there, and her husband wouldn't fuck her. She passed the boner test, and I even ate dinner in public with her, so she want too bad. I have some pics at home I'll post later.

So was she really fugly and/or much older? Just passing the boner test says very little about her. The reason I'm asking is because chicks do not typically compensate men with equal value with gifts, so your value should be significantly higher than her (i.e. you're much younger or much better looking). Basically their audience is older women looking for young men. Same company runs CougarLife btw.

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AM really isn't much, or rather it has cost me less than 50 in two years. Buy credits, use them sparingly and divert to a free chat asap for plan making.

Also I guess most married chicks looking for an affair would not post their pictures there, so it is not possible to judge by looks. I'd also guess most of them would describe themselves as "sophisticated", "smart", "witty" and other irrelevant bullshit, and you'd rarely see a fat chick saying "I'm so fat and ugly that even homeless bums in bars turn away when they see me". Could you describe your strategy?

[oldnemesis]

(08-31-2011 06:15 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

My good friend is an IP lawyer. In Ashley Madison's Terms of Service, it says they may use "hosts" to contact you. I.e., fake chicks.

He is right. Here is what they say in their terms (bold is mine):


From time to time the Service may include, offer, initiate or send winks, virtual gifts, collect messages instant chat and/or replies from individuals or programs ("Market Research") for market research and/or customer experience and/or quality control and/or compliance purposes.
...
Market Research will NOT be conspicuously identified as such. Any interaction or communication with Market Research is independent of, and separate from, our general database of Member's seeking personal or physical or other kinds of encounters or introductions.


Looks very shady to me. So if anyone wants to spend $50 to talk to a bot, go to http://cleverbot.com/ - at least there you can do it for free.

[oldnemesis]

(08-31-2011 06:42 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

The site is a huge scam. The only reason it remains in business is guys who are getting ripped off don't want to sue the site - as that'd required them to use their real names.

No, because they're in Canada. If they were here in CA, I'd sue their ass. I don't give shit about using my real name there - nobody who knows me would be surprised anyway.

(08-31-2011 07:58 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

k, I'm not here to argue with you man. YOu could go on any dating site and they probably all have the same algorithms.

No, this is not correct. I don't see any reason for the free sites to do it, and I have never heard of anyone accusing okcupid, POF or even Match to send fake messages. Fake profiles yes, but fake messages which are send with intentional purpose to fraud to obtain financial gain is a very different story.

[oldnemesis]

(09-01-2011 05:13 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround.

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

[Tbone]

AM can't be a complete scam. If that was the case, no one would get laid from it.

The way I see it, AM sending a few phony winks or whatever to get you to spend more is no different than product makers who make bogus claims to entice us to buy higher priced ineffective products.

Unfortunately, that's the ugly side of business. And no, it's not right.

With AM and other dating sites you just have to be smart. You can usually sniff out a phony profile right away if you look close enough.

[PDX]

I don't know how AM is structured, but do they make more money from you by you contacting a greater number of women? Because if so, it's pretty obvious what their intentions are.

[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 07:36 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 05:13 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround.

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

O.N.,,
I probably would be worried if I didn't understand what I am dealing or not dealing with. It's easy to assume on the "cloud" about what the other person is doing. IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc. These far fetched claims are a by product of too much damn t.v. and forum banter. If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately. As a matter of fact , if you know any whore that wishes to give you anything for free just send me her information, forget the PM.

[Neo]

I have never used Ashley Madison because I do not have any desire to bang married women. I signed up about a year ago to research the site and see what it was about. I must say in my area it's not legit. Within a day my empty profile(no words, no pictures) got 4 'messages'. As an experienced online dater I immediately knew it was spam and fake profiles.

I'd stick to the 'Big Three' match.com, plentyoffish.com, and okcupid.com. I've hooked up with girls from all three. Plenty of older chicks on there too, the ones who are attached usually just don't have pictures in their profiles.

[el mechanico]

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 07:36 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 05:13 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround.

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

O.N.,,
I probably would be worried if I didn't understand what I am dealing or not dealing with. It's easy to assume on the "cloud" about what the other person is doing. IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc. These far fetched claims are a by product of too much damn t.v. and forum banter. If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately. As a matter of fact , if you know any whore that wishes to give you anything for free just send me her information, forget the PM.

You know what pusscrook? Fuck it. I'm in on this! I want a new big screen. My laptop broke today and I just had to go buy one.
My water heater started leaking and my washing machine blew up this week also.

Funny thing...this girl called me yesterday and asked to hang out with me out of the blue. Today she mentioned that her transmission is slipping...Coincidence?

[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 09:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 07:36 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 05:13 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround.

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

O.N.,,
I probably would be worried if I didn't understand what I am dealing or not dealing with. It's easy to assume on the "cloud" about what the other person is doing. IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc. These far fetched claims are a by product of too much damn t.v. and forum banter. If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately. As a matter of fact , if you know any whore that wishes to give you anything for free just send me her information, forget the PM.

You know what pusscrook? Fuck it. I'm in on this! I want a new big screen. My laptop broke today and I just had to go buy one.
My water heater started leaking and my washing machine blew up this week also.

Funny thing...this girl called me yesterday and asked to hang out with me out of the blue. Today she mentioned that her transmission is slipping...Coincidence?

So, are you gonna fix it for free? I think you know where her conversation is going. Society has conditioned men to be gatherers, hunters, and providers, thereby allowing women to plant subliminal messages of guilt in your head. If you deny her the privilege of using you , you will be seen as less of a man, yet, you know exactly what this is about. Balance that bitch out and see what she is offering. Pussy cant be enough. I mean Jiminy Crikets, is your penis somehow of lesser value than her twat? If she's broke , she should cook, clean, run errands, press your underwear,etc. Think of something if she wants her transmission fixed!

Pusscrook

[el mechanico]

(09-01-2011 10:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 09:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 07:36 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 05:13 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

hahahaha. I like gifts. These whores will remind you of that "loan" she gave you once the shit hits the fan. I don't think any judge in his or her mind would believe a bitch that said she "loaned" me a 70 inch flat screen complete with surround.

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

O.N.,,
I probably would be worried if I didn't understand what I am dealing or not dealing with. It's easy to assume on the "cloud" about what the other person is doing. IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc. These far fetched claims are a by product of too much damn t.v. and forum banter. If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately. As a matter of fact , if you know any whore that wishes to give you anything for free just send me her information, forget the PM.

You know what pusscrook? Fuck it. I'm in on this! I want a new big screen. My laptop broke today and I just had to go buy one.
My water heater started leaking and my washing machine blew up this week also.

Funny thing...this girl called me yesterday and asked to hang out with me out of the blue. Today she mentioned that her transmission is slipping...Coincidence?

So, are you gonna fix it for free? I think you know where her conversation is going. Society has conditioned men to be gatherers, hunters, and providers, thereby allowing women to plant subliminal messages of guilt in your head. If you deny her the privilege of using you , you will be seen as less of a man, yet, you know exactly what this is about. Balance that bitch out and see what she is offering. Pussy cant be enough. I mean Jiminy Crikets, is your penis somehow of lesser value than her twat? If she's broke , she should cook, clean, run errands, press your underwear,etc. Think of something if she wants her transmission fixed!

Pusscrook

In my work it seems girls value the pussy at about a head gasket or transmission.
She just shot me a text a few minutes ago and it said..Text dirty to me!
If my kid wasn't sleeping and I didn't want her to know where my house was I would be inside that right now.
I'm not going to fix her car but will hit it and let her get pissed when I don't.
Big screen for me? Not this time.
But I will swear to you even if my TV blows up tonight I will not buy one.
I consider this to be a personal challenge.

[Pusscrook]

(09-01-2011 10:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 10:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 09:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 07:36 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Well, if I were you brother, I wouldn't be so sure. If she paid for this TV (assuming it was credit card or check), then it would be a no-brainer for any judge. Even more, if you have a lot of other "gifts" you did not pay for, it may open a HUGE can of worms, including the IRS and DEA investigations (they may suspect you're dealing drugs). Trust me, the last thing you want is that shit hitting the fan. It may be still ok if you're completely broke anyway as you have nothing to lose, but if you have any decent income or any property of value, beware. The backside of dealing with older chicks is that they typically have more life experience than you, do not underestimate them.

O.N.,,
I probably would be worried if I didn't understand what I am dealing or not dealing with. It's easy to assume on the "cloud" about what the other person is doing. IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc. These far fetched claims are a by product of too much damn t.v. and forum banter. If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately. As a matter of fact , if you know any whore that wishes to give you anything for free just send me her information, forget the PM.

You know what pusscrook? Fuck it. I'm in on this! I want a new big screen. My laptop broke today and I just had to go buy one.
My water heater started leaking and my washing machine blew up this week also.

Funny thing...this girl called me yesterday and asked to hang out with me out of the blue. Today she mentioned that her transmission is slipping...Coincidence?

So, are you gonna fix it for free? I think you know where her conversation is going. Society has conditioned men to be gatherers, hunters, and providers, thereby allowing women to plant subliminal messages of guilt in your head. If you deny her the privilege of using you , you will be seen as less of a man, yet, you know exactly what this is about. Balance that bitch out and see what she is offering. Pussy cant be enough. I mean Jiminy Crikets, is your penis somehow of lesser value than her twat? If she's broke , she should cook, clean, run errands, press your underwear,etc. Think of something if she wants her transmission fixed!

Pusscrook

In my work it seems girls value the pussy at about a head gasket or transmission.
She just shot me a text a few minutes ago and it said..Text dirty to me!
If my kid wasn't sleeping and I didn't want her to know where my house was I would be inside that right now.
I'm not going to fix her car but will hit it and let her get pissed when I don't.
Big screen for me? Not this time.
But I will swear to you even if my TV blows up tonight I will not buy one.
I consider this to be a personal challenge.

Great idea El! Don't fix shit!

Now it doesn't have to be a big screen at all, for me, anything will do. Christmas is around the corner and if these bitches aren't trained up, guess who will be buying? Since its a challenge for you, I want to see you pull thru and get something on the books. heheh .. Keep me posted since I would love to compare notes on how you pulled it off.

Pusscrook

[oldnemesis]

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc.

Well, if a chick gets really pissed off at you, it is not a stretch at all. Especially when the chick has money and some life experience. All she needs is a shady attorney with relevant connections, and proper paperwork. Not saying it might happen to you, but there are too many guys who claim to be "raped" by the "biased" court system while in fact it was clearly their own fault.

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If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately.

What's in there for me?

[Pusscrook]

(09-02-2011 05:27 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 08:25 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

IRS and DEA investigations because a woman decides to give you gifts, pay rent, take you on trips, really is a stretch, but I get your point. I'm not sure at what point you wish to state case law that states that if you do decide to take these things that were given to you voluntarily you may be in violation of some contractual agreement, promissory note, or charged with fraud, money laundering, embezzlement, etc.

Well, if a chick gets really pissed off at you, it is not a stretch at all. Especially when the chick has money and some life experience. All she needs is a shady attorney with relevant connections, and proper paperwork. Not saying it might happen to you, but there are too many guys who claim to be "raped" by the "biased" court system while in fact it was clearly their own fault.

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If a bitch offers you a t.v. as a gift and you don't want it, PM me immediately.

What's in there for me?

Ok , now you're thinking! Get a bitch, who wants to get you something you don't need( the t.v. for instance) then, I have a few in rotation that give me shit I don't want. Trade?

[username]

(09-02-2011 05:34 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Ok , now you're thinking! Get a bitch, who wants to get you something you don't need( the t.v. for instance) then, I have a few in rotation that give me shit I don't want. Trade?

Haha.. Setup a bitch gift trade thread.

[oldnemesis]

(09-02-2011 05:34 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Ok , now you're thinking! Get a bitch, who wants to get you something you don't need( the t.v. for instance) then, I have a few in rotation that give me shit I don't want. Trade?

I really doubt this would ever happen as this is not something I'm pursuing or even interested in. Unless she starts giving me airplanes and large lots of land, it makes zero sense in my situation, the exchange rate she pays for your time is typically around minimal wage or so.

[Pusscrook]

(09-03-2011 03:03 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(09-02-2011 05:34 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Ok , now you're thinking! Get a bitch, who wants to get you something you don't need( the t.v. for instance) then, I have a few in rotation that give me shit I don't want. Trade?

I really doubt this would ever happen as this is not something I'm pursuing or even interested in. Unless she starts giving me airplanes and large lots of land, it makes zero sense in my situation, the exchange rate she pays for your time is typically around minimal wage or so.

Well ,you did ask what was in it for you. Apparently ,you have everything money could possibly buy except an airplane and large lots of land. In this case, I would definitely disregard this option. I'm not sure what you mean by paying for your time equalling minimum wage. Did you unearth some new babylonian scale to quantify rations that me or anyone else may get under this new found system of yours?? Perhaps you are speaking on behalf of the worthless mules you encounter, in which case, minimum wages is certainly in order.

Pusscrook

[oldnemesis]

(09-03-2011 05:35 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Well ,you did ask what was in it for you.

And I was interested in your answer. Honestly I was quite disappointed that you basically offered to do gift exchange, while I made it quite clear that I'm not really interested in gifts.

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Apparently ,you have everything money could possibly buy except an airplane and large lots of land.

Let's say it this way - I can afford everything I want, and this is enough for me. Actually I'm not even interested in the airplane, the insurance and maintenance fees are too high - I don't fly domestic that much.

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In this case, I would definitely disregard this option. I'm not sure what you mean by paying for your time equalling minimum wage.

This is easy to explain.

If your goal is to make money off chick, then to calculate how much you are making, you should divide all the time you spend on pursuing your goal (this includes everything you wouldn't otherwise do if you don't have this kind of goal) by the income you've got.

For example, let's say a gigolo dated three chicks, and he spent 8 hours with each one of them total, and one of them gave him a $150 gift. Note that this is VERY optimistic scenario, which doesn't account for all wasted approaches, flakes, etc. So he spent 24 hours total, and got $200. Eventually he has been working for $6.25 an hour, which is even below the fed minimum wage.

[Gmac]

Man you two are taking this way too seriously when it was obviously a joke...