[Purple Urkle]

(08-29-2011 10:42 PM)Jarocho2003 Wrote:  

I'm having issues posting so hopefully this one sticks. I always appreciate it when a man like you gets to a point where he doesn't give a fuck about what others think of him and is just happy with his life.
I once heard that in your 20s and 30s you care too much about what others think. In your 40s you don't give a fuck about what others think. And in your 60s you realize no one cared anyways. So surf and fuck for as long as you can (I'm not sure you're surfing still, but you get my point).

Yes, I am definitely still surfing. Sting once said that at 50 he was in better shape than when he was 18. His vehicle of preservation was yoga. I really took that to heart. With modern equipment and heavy exercise I surf better now than I ever have. Kinda freaks me out. Well, no big deal really, after all, the current undisputed best surfer in the world (Kelly Slater) is 41.

[Samseau]

(10-22-2012 02:52 PM)Purple Urkle Wrote:  

(08-29-2011 08:05 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

You're my hero. Part of me really wants to just buy a van right now.

Thanks for the support Gmac. Love your work.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT

Purple Urkle you're a forum hero! Glad to see you back! LMAO

Did you know this thread is in the hall of fame?

And that your phrase "uncle roosh" got turned into a meme?

http://www.quickmeme.com/Uncle-Roosh/pop.../?upcoming

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-6681.html

Don't be a stranger around these parts, share with us your wisdom...!

[Purple Urkle]

(08-30-2011 02:06 AM)K-man Wrote:  

Is this your pad?



I'm sure you make a lot of guys here envy you ... including myself, just a little bit. I do have other things in my life which make me as happy as surfing, banging, and living frugally in a van make you. But still, there is something in the back of everyone's mind that just keeps saying "what if...''

Thanks for the support K-man! And, yes, there is much to envy from afar (I envy Uncle Roosh! Lol.)... but I always try and remember that no matter where you go (or how you live) "there you are." The existentialists have it I think, they say that no matter what your "circumstances," life is basically a shit sandwich. The sooner you realize and accept this the less shitty it becomes. Or as they use to say in acting school "Make shit shine!" Meaning, you are going to be given all these shitty lines to say in shitty movies and tv and you have to craft it into brilliance. Make it fuckin' work. Cram a square peg into a round hole if you have to. When given lemons make lemonade. Envy is like anger, a burning coal you pluck out of the fire to cast at your enemy, all the while searing your own hand. The most important thing is to live without regret (and anger) and to forgive yourself for all the fuck-ups, mistakes, and lost opportunities. Move forward. Don't look back. Have fun (but not at other people's expense... a fine line when gaming).

[Purple Urkle]

(10-22-2012 03:18 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(10-22-2012 02:52 PM)Purple Urkle Wrote:  

(08-29-2011 08:05 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

You're my hero. Part of me really wants to just buy a van right now.

Thanks for the support Gmac. Love your work.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT

Purple Urkle you're a forum hero! Glad to see you back! LMAO

Did you know this thread is in the hall of fame?

And that your phrase "uncle roosh" got turned into a meme?

http://www.quickmeme.com/Uncle-Roosh/pop.../?upcoming

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-6681.html

Don't be a stranger around these parts, share with us your wisdom...!

Dudes (Samseau), love the support. Thank you. Isn't that funny, when you write from the heart and just relax into yourself without fear you become a hero and inventor of legendary terms? Lmao. No, I did not realize... maybe I should switch my moniker to Unknown Hero? Now, if I can just carry this authentic, care free attitude into my game I will be drenched in the nectar of newbiles! Had a fucked up year and I am happy to be back up and running. It happens when you live long enough... FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENS. However: "Do not "confess" Purple Urkle, you are not alone, nor are you special." Letting go of ego and the muff is just flowing at 44... its SOooooo fucking true, it ain't about looks, it ain't even really about money, its about VIBE. Thanks Uncle Roosh!

[Purple Urkle]

(08-30-2011 07:27 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

Your beliefs seem similar to Doc Paskowitz. I recommend the documentary Surfwise about him and his family...

http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/05/09/mov...yt&emc=rss

Thanks Roosh, will check it out. I am familiar with Doc. I also know that many of his kids turned out to be very bummed on the open sexuality of The Doc. He use to bang his wife (their mother) in the RV and the kids had to listen in. I had some shit like this happen too and it is a form of sexual abuse. Will fuck you up quick and turn you into a complaining, lying, beta loser when you have to listen (and/or watch) your mother gettin' fucked. Probably what happened to Dash Global. He's a fuck up but I miss that guy! Lol. Saw him on the Lonely Planet forum. Is that perfect for that attention whore or what? Lmao.

[Purple Urkle]

(08-30-2011 08:02 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Ive actually fantasized about living like this. Its one of my life goals, to be "homeless" for a time at the very least. Once I'm free of my debt I really want to pursue my dream or just saying fuck it and living the dream.

So shit in public places, eat on the cheap, how do you handle showers? Bathe in gods blue oceans on the beaches of Cali?

Yeah, going "homeless" is a way to find "home" for sure. Although, I don't really experience it as being homeless... quite the opposite. And, balance is key, which is why I am looking to build a home base in Nicaragua for about 10 grand. Where else can you own a home outright for 10 grand? Then I would like to keep van(s) in storage in California, North Carolina and Europe (one thing I do for cash is play street music and these are the places on my yearly "tour").

So, maybe think about not waiting... just go for it. Life is short and "debt" is just numbers in the air... remember, there is no debtors prison in America. And really, will any of us ever be debt free?

The way I deal with survival issues always changes in M.U.L.E. (Mobile Units for Living and Exploration) Life. When you find one "scam" they eventually close the loophole and you have to find another one. For example, before 911 I use to shower at community colleges. Literally, you could just find the locker room, walk in, and shower. Post 911, you need an ID for everything, so what I do is register for classes, get the student ID, and then drop the classes and get a refund (keeping the ID of course). Having the student ID also makes you eligible for the International Student Identity Card (ISIC) from Council Travel, which can save you cash almost EVERYWHERE.

[Purple Urkle]

(08-29-2011 11:26 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

Haha, I know exactly what you do, keep on smokin' brotha!

I'm a street musician!

[Nomad77]

Regarding happiness...

You can't just adopt someone else strategy for happiness. What works for one person may not work for you. What makes Uncle Urkle and Uncle Roosh happy won't necessarily make you happy. Happiness is something only you can define for yourself and it changes. What will make you happy today won't be the same as 10 years from now. With that said, there are two universal constant I believe are major contributors to anyone happiness: balance and variety. Life is not about one thing OR another. It's about one thing AND another. And as Uncle Urkle said: too much of anything is a bad thing. That includes gaming, women, and yes, sex.

[scorpion]

This is a real-ass thread.

Respect to Purple Urkle for having the balls to live his dream.

[Beyond Borders]

(08-28-2011 12:09 AM)Purple Urkle Wrote:  

First off, thank you Roosh for such a pro book/forum, you have definately taught an old dog new tricks!

However, I have what I beleive are some pertinent thoughts on Roosh's theories of Bang. Some of you will no doubt disagree. Just please refrain from name calling if you can (Beta, etc.). I really enjoy the forum and have learned a lot. My only intention is to improve the forum (and myself) and maybe save a few young men from making a bad choice or two.

There are many things in Bang that are just righteous, no doubt (even though some dudes here don't seem to get the main themes of letting go of anger, arrogance and the myth of scarcity).

If only I could have been 18 and understood Roosh's persepective and world philosophy boy could I have done some damage! I think of all the tail that just slipped through my hands because I had no game and couldn't close the deal. Ouch!

Oh well, I'm not one to dwell too much in the past, after all I'm 43, have bagged 35 or so 7's, 15 or so 8's and two 9's (notice a number or two missing?), but most important I've been lucky (compared to those around me), I've never had an STD, don't have a single "unwanted" child roaming the world (as far as I know), haven't been through the marriage/divorce process, and haven't had some psycho 20 year old hunt me down and shoot me in the face for going back home to bang my ex (can anyone say "Steve McNair" of Tennesse Titan "fame"... yeah, maybe its just me, but I'd rather be an anonymous celebate monk than dead over a piece of pussy).

Do keep in mind as I'm writing this that there's a bit of jealousy on my part (not much) when I read how all you young dudes out there are Banging Colombia! and Banging Croatia!, and Banging Persia! and, well, just banging. So, in my opinion, you should always question an authors UNCONCIOUS motive (such as my mild jealousy). Why is he writing this? Whats in it for him? Why does he see the world through this lens? What can I learn from this (if anything)?

I guess I'll start here with some "Free Advice" for anyone attempting to learn Roosh's tactics. First, always think for yourself, don't follow me or Roosh or Tom Leykis or Casanova, create your own philosophy, don't be a follower, be an inventor, be a leader of your own destiny. And in doing so "steal from the best," like Roosh, but also be a multi-disciplinarian in developing your approach. Roosh's technique is but one weapon in an unlimited arsenal of possibilities.

For instance, I have found a personalized LA style that only works for me in LA on 9's (don't try this anywhere else, I've had terrible results with this technique in San Franciso). I scored my two 9's in my late 30's in LA just by being a COMPLETE dick (no dialing it back to medium level Roosh style), saying things like "Damn Gina! You got some Huuuge-ass feet for such a little girl..." she was 6 foot and perfect. Then I busted out a roll of twenties and ones wrapped in two or three hundred dollar bills (all the money I had in the world... I was living in a van), flashed the wad, paused (long enough for her to realy take in the size of the wad), and then turned to her and said "Fuck that, I ain't buyin' you shit, you're buying me drinks tonight! Then, after three or four shots of Petron I threw out the very risky "all or nothing" clincher... "Do you always talk so much before you give head?" Next thing I know, we wake up in my van (that actually looks/smells like someone's living in it), and she says "Is this were you live?" I said something like, "Yeah, but my other home is a Mercedes." She laughed her ass off, fucked me again, bad breath, gym locker smell and all, then climbed out and bought herself a cab so she wouldn't be late to her modeling audition.

LESSON: Anything can go down in any way at any time, always be open to the impossible, the unique, the magical, and yes even the romantic because as they say, you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket. So just get out there and start talking to everyone (Roosh's advice too... i.e., practice your approach on dudes), but especially the 9's and 10's (because they complain that dudes never cold approach them and ask them out. Why? Because we're a bunch of pussys who are so fuckin' fragile/beta that when a hottie rejects us we either wanna' cry (soft metro-sexual type) or we wanna' tie'em up and throw em' in a trunk for a drive to the woods (self-righteous anger... the downfall emotion Roosh eloquently sheds light on).

Just stop it! Pussy ain't shit, every chicks got one and theres like 3 billion chicks in this world. You wanna' know something you should be thinking about... DEATH. You are dying man! Chew on that shit for awhile. Are you bummed out yet? Don't be, theres still time to go out to the techno club tonight and yell something stupid in Snookies ear. Just look the truth dead in the face like a man... remember, the truth shall set you free.

You're gonna' die motherfucker, and sooner than later, so follow uncle Roosh's advice and get down on your knees and humble yourself. You ain't gods gift to women. Women could give a shit about you. They just need some cock from time to time and you just have to perfect the art of being in the right place at the right time, you do that, and pussy will rain down on you. But first you gotta' stop talkin' and start listening, I mean REALLY listening, chicks will let you know when its time to take'em in the bathroom, spin'em, and rip their panties off. You just ain't listening, you're always trying to force the issue when their not on their sex cycle.

Just let it flow, learn to see and understand the nuances of women. Study'em like a book, and once you've mastered the text (like Roosh says, this takes years, for nothing good comes fast easy or cheap), you will get better at bangin' the ones you want when you want.

This is one thing I love about Roosh's approach, he focuses more on a vibe, an aura, an energy of fun, or what I call romance. Chicks just see that you're happy with your life, that your head is in the cloud of possibilites and that you don't need anything from anyone. Hence, like Roosh, you can charge out solo and just stare at the wall and dance alone and attract interest. Roosh also gives hope to the old and/or the ugly because energy and heart is more important to the good ones than anything else.

Chicks are differen't than dudes, there not so hung up on looks (for the most part), they're more into security and solidness (intelligence) and LAUGHTER (Roosh's main tenet) and most importantly POWER (which, unfortunately, often derives from having more cash than one can spend... though as we saw above, there is an exception to every rule).

Also steal from the best that history, science, art and philosophy have to offer.

Don't just focus on sex, but love (and war) in general.

Fucking is cool, but what happens if your dick gets cut off (or it ceases to function because your cheeseburger and beer diet killed your prostate), either accidentally by a surgeon who was just supposed to give you a routine circumcision (it happened to an older dude in his sexual prime recently, and no doubt his decision to do it later in life was related directly to an issue of pussy... worth it?); or by some psyhco-chick who caught you bangin' her mother and her sister and her best friend (isn't this the ultimate dream of some members of the bang club... to just fuck the entire world no matter the consequence it may or may not wreak on others?). Remember, sometimes less is more.

One technique that can be of great importance is to focus on quality, not quantiy. Less chance of getting your balls in a vice or running into my HOT younger sister who has the herp and refuses to tell guys because she's a white chick addicted to black cock (and knows if she goes around being honest she'll never get laid again). Like a junky she can't stop for one instance to consider other people. I know one thing, if somebody gave me the creapin' herp intentionally I would... I don't know what? (So any of you pro bangers out there knowingly passing your playboy funk around be careful, don't fuck with people you don't know, who knows what they're capable of... ESPECIALLY chicks.)

Ah, yes this addiction to QUANTITY... an addiction is after all an addiction. Fight it all you want, but compulsive, addictive behaviour will never allow the human to thrive and prosper to their full potential in the long run (ever wonder why HAPPILY married couples live an average of 5 to 7 years longer than their single "player," bangin' it up counterparts?). Whether its heroin, food, blow, alcohol, cigs, or pussy, too much of a good thing will kill you (and hurt others). So don't let the pussy win. Its just pussy, man. Quit freakin' out like a bunch of girls on meth.

I'll write more on the perils and FACTS of STD's especially The Creepin' Herp later. In the interim don't be scared (or angry), don't live in fear, but also don't stick your head in the sand. Condoms do work (most of the time, except of some herp that festers outside the dimensions of the condom), but herp is a nasty beast which I know most everything about (because of my sisters ordeal... I actually know more about it than her and she's the one that freakin' has it! LAME).

One thing you need to do ASAP is quit jackin' it with your own saliva. Why, because up to 70% of the population has non-sexual HSV 1 above the waist (at or in the mouth... i.e., cold sores) by the time they are four years old... no big deal, right? However, you can transfer your own benign herp 1 at the mouth to your dick with your own saliva... so before you go blaming others that you got sores on your dick, check your own mouth (and asshole, you can give it to yourself there too).

Your sexual compulsion may have already gotten you in trouble, so mellow out. And think twice before you go banging (and kissing) everything that moves (because kissing is another way to transmit herp). The doctors in this country are so fucked up, they don't even test for herp because the ONLY test worth a shit (Type Specific Syrology Tests are bogus resulting in many false positive/false negative results) is the Western Blot (the gold standard for HSV/HIV testing) out of the University of Washington and it cost a whopping $140.

The Western Blot can tell you in what hemisphere you got herp (below the waste or above the waste) if its HSV 1 or 2 and approximately when you got it (which can help you figure out whose ass to go and kick).

In addition, and in closing tonight, I would (will) suggest many of you contemplate some of the unexplicable laws of the universe... Mainly, that the best things in life come neither fast (a major tenet of Bang theory), cheap, or free. In science we say, "For every action there is an equal yet opposite reaction." The Hindu's and their corresponding sufi mystics speak of Karma, the Aboriginies of Australia speak of the boomerang theory, Judeo-Christianity: You reap what you sow. So never stop questioning who you are and how your behaviour now may affect you later in life. Choose accordingly.

And one more free lesson on sectarian thought, "When you tell one lie, you will have to tell another, and another and another." Please don't kill the messanger on these truths, I didn't invent them (and lying is a major way I get laid, after all, hotties in their twenties don't really want to bang guys in their 40's who live in vans do they?)

So, do as I say, not as I do for I'm going out right now to Bang Nicaragua... no hot chicks in Nica? Wrong.

May share some data on Nica with the elite (Roosh, Mixx and the like) but I don't want a lot of hot young guys with game and cash coming down here and blowing my scene! Man, the worlds a ruthless, contradictory place ain't it? Keep it real. I will to.

Peace,

The Purps

[Beyond Borders]

(08-30-2011 08:02 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Ive actually fantasized about living like this. Its one of my life goals, to be "homeless" for a time at the very least. Once I'm free of my debt I really want to pursue my dream or just saying fuck it and living the dream.

So shit in public places, eat on the cheap, how do you handle showers? Bathe in gods blue oceans on the beaches of Cali?

Look up websites on "vandwelling." There's some really solid and inspirational info out there and a lot of people trading ideas on doing conversions, building custom campers, lifestyle tips, etc. It's a pretty cool niche online with lots of great reading material. Inviting lifestyle in a lot of ways.

[Prophylaxis]

(10-22-2012 05:50 PM)Nomad77 Wrote:  

Happiness is something only you can define for yourself and it changes. What will make you happy today won't be the same as 10 years from now.

Exactly. I think it was Roosh who said that we all adapt to happiness. So while it will be temporarily satisfying reaching X goal (whether it be sleeping with 100 women, buying a dream pad), we all get used to our circumstances, and won't be able to constantly derive happiness from our achievement. Happiness should not be a goal, but rather a by-product of your lifestyle.

There was another great article I read today about 'freedom'.

(10-22-2012 05:50 PM)ChrisGuillebeau Wrote:  

The desire for freedom is what takes someone from a comfortable life to an uncertain, but far more fulfilling one. But is there such a thing as too much freedom?

If you haven't known freedom before, it's an exciting discovery. You wake up and wander out into the day with no obligations or expectations. You can choose your own adventure, and if you don't like the morning's adventure, you can choose another one in the afternoon.

After a while, though, this kind of freedom can itself feel stifling. The whole day is open to you... and you're bored.

It's like eating cake. One piece of cake is good, but eating a whole cake at once, or having cake delivered every morning? No thanks.

I think that most of us want freedom to create, to make something meaningful.The freedom that we achieve allows us to move to higher planes of mission and purpose.
So if you're trying to create more freedom for yourself, I think it's good to ask... what happens when you get it? What comes next?

For me, when I have nothing but time on my hands, I get antsy. I want freedom with a purpose, a project, a vision to pursue.

Freedom is the opportunity to choose our own future, but choose we must.

[Shamrock]

glad this one is back at the top...one of my favorite posts when I first came to the forum. I'm re-inspired

[Aliblahba]

Listen to Purple Urkele. He is wise in his ways. Hey PU! Respect. Go back through yo posts. Been saying for years: "No matter where you go, there you are.".

We don't grow long in the tooth, we grow long in the dick. I can STILL kill a '20 yo dude in a bar gaming a bish. Just the way it is.

[RandalGraves]

"What's happiness? The moment you need more happiness." - Don Draper, Mad Men