[Checkmat]

Hardcore vegan chick

[Valhalla]

This thread is full of gold.

I wish my text bantering skills were as good as some of the stuff here

[AneroidOcean]

Last night the current girl I'm dating came over and after dinner with my friends we went home early for some very inspired sex where I finished all over her back and accidentally shot myself in the arm (I was holding her down by her upper back as I unloaded on her). The cum dripped down my arm and onto her back in little drips that she said were tickling her. Fun was had by all. She started touching me again as we were falling asleep for round 2. Then round 3 initiated by me this morning making us both late to work.

<AO> I must say we sure started the day out right
<Girl> Yes we did I was going to tell you that my legs are really sore haha
<AO> I like you with sore legs/walking funny...
<Girl> I'm like a baby deer over here hahaha.... Ok maybe not that bad

I was holding her legs up so she was bent in half laying on her back One of my favorite positions (and hers) but I guess we did it a little too long....or just long enough.

[Windom Earle]

Bit of a backstory to this one.

Got this girls number off POF pretty early, and we were texting back and forth before setting up a date. I ended up flaking, but set it up again for a week later.

In the meantime, I know she's incredibly keen, as she's sending me pics (just headshots) every couple of days. I'm a little bit concerned, as she's not wearing any make-up and looking decidedly different to her profile pics (more weight in her face, and older).

Fast forward to the date. She rocks up 25 mins late, and on top of that annoyance, my worst fears are realised. She's a SIF, but I guess a different kind of SIF...as she was a solid 7 previously (the pics up on POF), but has now ballooned out, and is now a 4 at best.

After chatting for a few minutes, she goes downstairs and orders a cocktail (I made the decision to not drink as I'd prepped myself for an early exit).

So I'm thinking to myself, how do I get out of here?

She comes back with her drink, and then casually mentions to me, "oh, my friend will be coming by soon". WTF? This mattered not at this stage, but just added to the overall ridiculousness.

I get up and tell her I'm going to the men's room, which is conveniently downstairs. I walk straight out of the venue, and text this to her:

"I've decided to head home, and let you have a drink with your friend. Enjoy your night".

This is what followed this morning...

   

   

   

   

   

   

More gibberish...

   

[markus85]

What a cunt...sounds like all of the bad aspects of the modern women condensed into one entity. What's the talent like on POF btw? I'm also in OZ.

[Windom Earle]

^ Talent on POF (and OKC, and Blendr/Badoo) in Adelaide is mediocre at best.

Flake rate is extremely high, which I think can be attributed to a lot of girls just wanting the attention through chatting, and then decide to flake after plans to meet are made and shit becomes real.

I went through a stage of about 5 or so flakes in a row (POF, OKC and Blendr), so I pulled all my online profiles for a while, and put my efforts into gaming in venues.

I come back to it every now and again to see if there are any new cute girls, but overall, they're fairly shitty prospects and should only be supplemental to your efforts.

...and yes, I agree, absolute cunt of a woman, hamster in full overdrive and over-inflated sense of worth/beauty. She'd hit the wall hard, and I wanted her to know that as recompense for wasting my fucking time.

[Cattle Rustler]

Good going on shaming her, it turned her hamster on and she busted out with "others think im gorgeous" shit.

But, your messages are too long. Keep 'em short.

"Go to the gym or post accurate pic. About your friend, we're 27, not 12."

[Onto]

Window Earle - Everything you said was point on, but personally I would've never texted her after I left and I would've never responded to any attempts at contact. I understand you were pissed about the deception and lost time, but if you really want to get even with a chick you just ignore them and don't tell them why. That truly drives them crazy.

[bike0369]

Context: met this Scandinavian chick (8/9) in a friends' housewarming couple days ago. We got along OK, though she was an inch taller than me, so I knew there was no chance for me, but while leaving, I flirted with her and her female friend. Asked for her number, and sent her a text right then. She said she will ping me if she visits my workplace or my bar area.

15 mins later, she calls but I missed it. Then here is the text:

She: whoareyou
I: Bike, xyz place. Your spellings make you look very classy. Haha
She:

I know it is not the best of 'memorable' text, but it is memorable for me as it is first time I've blown away a 9 like that. Thanks to this forum, I am getting to the point that I am in no mood to take obvious shit, and becoming outcome independent- so usually when I know it is not going to work, I go nuclear. I will almost certainly lose a few bangs this way, but this approach is making me feel better...

[Rompetoto]

Met this crazy/attention whore at the gym...

[Christian McQueen]

^I highly advise you not to follow up with that psycho chick.

I bet $100 she's BPD. Has definitely had childhood trauma plus she mentions she has a therapist.

[Aliblahba]

(02-10-2014 09:34 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  

^I highly advise you not to follow up with that psycho chick.

Yeah girls like that automatically come with a swarm a locust. Avoid like the, well, erm, plague.

[Rompetoto]

(02-10-2014 09:37 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(02-10-2014 09:34 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  

^I highly advise you not to follow up with that psycho chick.

Yeah girls like that automatically come with a swarm a locust. Avoid like the, well, erm, plague.

Ya I stopped all contact with her. She came up to me in the gym and asked why I didn't answer, I told her me and the ex got back together. I just smile and say hello when I see her there now.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(02-10-2014 09:34 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  

^I highly advise you not to follow up with that psycho chick.

I bet $100 she's BPD. Has definitely had childhood trauma plus she mentions she has a therapist.

Yes. I had sex with a chick once that also had the same sensation of intense embarrassment leading up to orgasm. When she got to it, she started crying and saying that she "betrayed herself". I was really freaked out. I don't think she was the type to stick people with false rape accusations, but she was nuts in other ways.

[pascal32123]

very effective technique i've tried using recently. not only the amount of eye contact you give a girl during escalation, its the type of look you give em. you gotta let that bitch know you will have your way with them.

[RX2]

fwb three days after she came over to get her freak on.

quick back story. came over, smoked, ate (she brought me food), chilled then she sucked me off, swallowed, smashed.....after we were done i refused to kiss her or cuddle because i just don't like to.

anyway, here's the text she sent:

Her: you know (name) i dont want anything more from u than what i'm getting now and you're bogus at times and i dont see why.. if u dont wanna see me anymore feel free to tell me..sin compromisos (no strings attached). Dont worry aint nobody got time for a significant other so you could be nice to me it wont hurt you

Me: (radio silence)

I feel like she's starting to get too attached and that might be an issue as she's not the type of girl i would promote from fwb to the next tier. might have to stop seeing her less than once every two weeks

[eradicator]

(02-10-2014 09:34 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  

^I highly advise you not to follow up with that psycho chick.

I bet $100 she's BPD. Has definitely had childhood trauma plus she mentions she has a therapist.

eh, I have BPD and don't have any of those sorts of thoughts or conversations. I think she was likely born in the middle of a train wreck of a family and definitely should be avoided at all costs.

[Christian McQueen]

"eh, I have BPD and don't have any of those sorts of thoughts or conversations. I think she was likely born in the middle of a train wreck of a family and definitely should be avoided at all costs."

BPD women show the characteristics differently than men.

[eradicator]

She is definitely troubled, and i really have no desire to talk to her to find out lol.

[CJ]

Her: I like to think that I'm fun in a different type of way.
Me: Uh oh... please tell me you don't have a penis!

[TravellingSoldier]

Reading some of these posts makes my head hurt. :/ It actually almost turns me off to the point I have no desire in pursuing american/canadian women and saying fuck it. If these girls are so fucked up we have to completely put on a different persona and play these little mind text games just to initiate a physical interaction; dancing around the subject of intimacy because there's so much sexual repression within our society the minute a woman has sex with a guy she's automatically a slut... I don't want to be in the game. I guess not all girls are like that but call me old fashioned, if I like a girl I want to show her affection. God damn you disney and your reversal of the natural order, you ruined everything...

End of rant - time to go find some sluts on POF I suppose.

[ElJefe]

Got rejected for the first in a while today!

I've been pursuing sure-things only, and it's made me soft and vulnerable. I HATE uncertainty, my ultimate game-weakness. Back-story is that she's been taking FOREVER to answer my texts today, but there could be many reasons for that, but none of them believable. So I got tired and opted for show-down. Some of it's painful, but I'm having to relearn certain concepts.

Me: So, you wanna come with me to check out XXX?
Her: Sounds like fun but need to take it easy for this month
Me: ah ok. That sounds like it's it then
Her: What do you mean?
Me: the end of the line, babe!
Her: i meant money-wise taking it easy
Me: well if im inviting its my treat
Her: but you said you didnt want to hang out anymore hehe
Me: no silly i just aint the cat that pussy-foots (this is all in another language, where this expression is a bit archaic)
Her: whats pussy foot?
Me: look it up
Her: no
Her: you have to tell me or I don't want to see you again
Me: Pussy. Foot. Google.
Me: it'll be wild!
Me: pizza-time. Wish me luck tomorrow! (exam for me)
Her: you're leaving?
Me: have to
Her: tell me what it means!
Me: Google ; ) cya


BREAKDOWN
Me: So, you wanna come with me to check out XXX?
Her: Sounds like fun but need to take it easy for this month

Access denied

Me: ah ok. That sounds like it's it then

I want to force her into the open

Her: What do you mean?
Me: the end of the line, babe!

wanted to avoid smiley at all costs but without butthurtness. This seemed the best I could do

Her: i meant money-wise taking it easy

ouch. But she still rejected me first

Me: well if im inviting its my treat

had to say something

Her: but you said you didnt want to hang out anymore hehe

girl disqualifies herself. Game over

Me: no silly i just aint the cat that pussy-foots (this is all in another language, where this expression is a bit archaic)

No dignity left. Only thing left is to stand ground

Her: whats pussy foot?
Me: look it up
Her: no
Her: you have to tell me or I don't want to see you again

encouraging sign

Me: Pussy. Foot. Google.
Me: it's crazy!
Me: pizza-time. Wish me luck tomorrow!
Her: you're leaving?
Me: have to
Her: tell me what it means!
Me: Google ; ) cya

did have an exam, but i think the whole thing ended a bit better then it started

[PrettyBoy]

Hahaha ! How would you respond, I haven't even banged her yet, just some phone game and she's seen a few of my pics!!!

[anonymous123]

From Valentines Day (night ended up being MUCH more crazy, but this thread is about a text exchange):

I'm out with my lesbian friend (more on this later, but they can make a better wingman than almost any dude, hell, that said I'm much more on the solo game but I digress).

This is verbatim:
Her: [sends sexy pic with "happy valentines" at 11:16pm]
Me: Funny that you just texted me...I was just thinking about you
Her: Oh yeah...
Her: You had me in a silly love stare today boy!
Her: [sends another sexy pic...this time clearly naked but not revealing]
Me: Yeah, I was thinking that if your valentines date was a Beta, that I'd be happy for you to stop over and get railed like the gazelle you are...and of course, I'd give you a chiropractor referral on the way out the door...[NOTE: I'm just trying this shit on here...actually thought 50% chance she'd say to go fuck myself at this point]

Her: Geez, LOL
Her: [sends sex pic, this time revealing, full nude]
Her: Happy Valentines Day! LOL
Me: Nice!!!
Her: So you don't want to kiss me during the day but you'll fuck me at night! LOL?
Her: I'm wearing these hella crazy sparkling Louboutins
Me: And thinking about me
Her: Sometimes!
Her: PS...Like I'd ever go out with a Beta!?
Her: [sends another sexy pic]
Her: Pfffffffftttttt (followed by silence...wait for it...)
Her: So arrangement: I pop in, you pull my panties to the side, fuck me, I'll escape and hit up my favorite spot on ay home? LOL!?
Me: Does that work for you?

Her: YEP
Her: LOL, I'm not far.
Her: 2 miles...
Me: Whoa! I'm actually out...shit! I'm with my lesbian friend! Damn!
Her: WTF.
Her: So is this a "no gracias" invite join?
Me: I know! I totally didn't think you'd go for it!
Me: No, but I can't bail on her...we are of to xxxxx if you want to join...
Her: Yeah!?
Me: Then, in 35min we fuck....just can't bail this second
Her: You aren't really with a "friend" are you?
Me: Just friend. Go to xxxxxx.
Her: Getting car from valet
Me: Ok. Deal. See you at xxxxx.

There are TWO other chicks this night that play into this madness (chicks I'm fucking, not the lesbian). BUT, the craziest part is that one of the chicks in my pipeline ended up showing up and seeing me outside as I'm navigating the chica above into the venue. Then, of all places they could sit it is at the same damn table. Regardless, still fucked this chicks brains out and figured out how to preserve Chica #2 and Chica #3. (all while my lesbian friend gave me the high five for such a crazy night of chicas).

[Young T.R.]

Wish I had the screenshot but my phone got destroyed. Told a girl I wasn't coming back to her town to see her.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I did ass exercises for you!"

Made me hesitate for a second but I still broke it off.