[slubu]

Just once. Came back from the bars very drunk. My roommate had a booty call that was drunk, and her SOBER friend drove her over to our apartment. She came in, her friend went to go eff my roommate, and she laid down on the couch to go to sleep (this was at 2:00 a.m. or so). No idea how or why I said this, likely because my words are more direct and aggressive when drunk, but the conversation went as follows:

Me: "Want a pillow?"
Her: "Sure"
Me: "It doesn't leave my bedroom."

Grabbed her hand, walked her in and boned. About 10-15 minutes from meet to penetration. Sadly, she was probably a 5 and the condom broke so for weeks later I kept trying to get the booty call of my roommate to confirm no pregnancy.

[michelin]

does a blow job count? 30 minutes after checking in at the hostel. Oh, by the way, she was the owner of the place no discount though

[Sourcecode]

(03-13-2012 04:26 PM)Alfonzo Wrote:  

Happen 2 times .

The first one it take max 2 minutes . I was in high school, I was 15 or 16 years old , a girl made a party at his house .
I end with the owner of the party in his bedroom . She made me a blow job , I leave the room , one of my boy was drunk as hell.
So we leaved,cross the street, I had to pee,so I pee on the arena wall,my friend throw out his speghetti just beside .
A girl who left from the party ,she was in the driveway and walk in our direction and ask me if I need help. I say yeah sure came here.
The time she cross the street I finish to pee and I haven't had the time to unzip my pants she was there,doing a blow job . A couple of second pass, I say come with me ,we went at the back of the arena and I fucked her right there and I was laghing at the same time at my friend because the friend of the girl I was with try to reconfort him because he was sick and He told her to get the fuck out .

Second story New year Eve in Montréal a few years back , we were in a line up waiting to enter . We were I think the only french over there . In front
of us a bunch of american girl really loud . One of them has a hell of a big rack . I take my interac card and ask her if she take debit and made a swipe card moove in his balls . She lagh I said come with me . I take her outside of the line up turn the corner and she suck me right there. At the same time ,finger her , she told me she is virgin . I said not tomorrow, lucky you , it's midnight ,she smile and we go further in the dead end I fucked her right there . It taked 5 min .

I admire your story, and horrible english

[germanico]

(08-18-2011 06:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I think a few people are confusing what the question asks. It's not how long your interaction was before you started making out, leaving, etc. It's from eye contact to dick in pussy.

Around 20 minutes. I lived right around the corner from the bar.

She was dancing up on a table with her friend, made eye contact, took her by the hand and lead her to a corner, made out, where are your friends at? ok, go grab your purse, come with me. Walked her to my place, took off her clothes, made out a bit more, bingo.

Kept her around for the ocassional booty call for around 2 years.

[Rurik]

I fucked a girl within 30 minutes from online. Met at a coffee shop, went back to my pad, and banged.

Yeah it was filipines baby.

[patron]

I was in Barcelona passed out in the Hotel room. My friend walks in with 2 british girls. We talk for a few minutes. She is wearing a fcuk shirt and I am like get the fuck over here. She ends up jumping in my bed and we fcuk. Less than 10 minutes.

[MidniteSpecial]

venue- black bear bar new york

time it took to get laid after first initial meet- 10 minutes

Here's how it went down - I am at the bar with a pen and paper and me and my friend are signing autographs as a joke. Chick comes up to me with a smile and I say, "hey you need my autograph." she smiles so I sign her chest like right above her cleavage and than after i'm done the pen wonders down to her nipple and I scribble a little and it tickles the hell out of her. She laughs and says, "you are badddddd," and then walks away with a smile. Not even 5 minutes later she comes up to me with piece of paper and a pen and hands me the paper. It says, "do you want to fuck???" on it. I am like holy shit its on I say nothing grab her by the hand and start walking towards the back door "employess only" exit. I open it up and now we are in the back parking lot behind main street. She gets on her knees and starts blowing me. I stop her after about a minute take out the condom bend her over and slowly slip it in. She has a nice tight pussy, shes about 5 foor 4 brunette hair and really cute believe it or not for this type of behavior. Im leaning against the wall and kinda letting her do the work as shes in doggy. A group of three girls walk buy and are like, "oh my god look hes fucking herrrrrrrr." lol she doesn't even care they pass and she lets out a weird fucking moan....wasn't to sexy was kind of like a pig squeeling almost. Than she pulls off and stops. Im scratching my head like wtf....wasn't till later that I realized that weird moan was her cuming and she couldn't take anymore or maybe didn't want anymore after she got her cum on. Heres the fucked up part....I go, "what's your number? your sexy as hell." She goes, "you don't even know my name." I'm like, "ummm yeah I do..." and she's like, "what is it than?" and I'm like, "ummmmmmm....lol" and she's like, "exactly, goodbye." I wasn't even stressing it but could have used her in my stable...she was fun...oh well it made for a great story and def was one of quickest bangs I've ever had.

[lurker123123]

(04-01-2012 10:33 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

venue- black bear bar new york

time it took to get laid after first initial meet- 10 minutes

Here's how it went down - I am at the bar with a pen and paper and me and my friend are signing autographs as a joke. Chick comes up to me with a smile and I say, "hey you need my autograph." she smiles so I sign her chest like right above her cleavage and than after i'm done the pen wonders down to her nipple and I scribble a little and it tickles the hell out of her. She laughs and says, "you are badddddd," and then walks away with a smile. Not even 5 minutes later she comes up to me with piece of paper and a pen and hands me the paper. It says, "do you want to fuck???" on it. I am like holy shit its on I say nothing grab her by the hand and start walking towards the back door "employess only" exit. I open it up and now we are in the back parking lot behind main street. She gets on her knees and starts blowing me. I stop her after about a minute take out the condom bend her over and slowly slip it in. She has a nice tight pussy, shes about 5 foor 4 brunette hair and really cute believe it or not for this type of behavior. Im leaning against the wall and kinda letting her do the work as shes in doggy. A group of three girls walk buy and are like, "oh my god look hes fucking herrrrrrrr." lol she doesn't even care they pass and she lets out a weird fucking moan....wasn't to sexy was kind of like a pig squeeling almost. Than she pulls off and stops. Im scratching my head like wtf....wasn't till later that I realized that weird moan was her cuming and she couldn't take anymore or maybe didn't want anymore after she got her cum on. Heres the fucked up part....I go, "what's your number? your sexy as hell." She goes, "you don't even know my name." I'm like, "ummm yeah I do..." and she's like, "what is it than?" and I'm like, "ummmmmmm....lol" and she's like, "exactly, goodbye." I wasn't even stressing it but could have used her in my stable...she was fun...oh well it made for a great story and def was one of quickest bangs I've ever had.

haha why is she getting all bitchy on you at the end? shes the one who asked for it. crazy bitch

[MidniteSpecial]

(04-01-2012 10:52 AM)lurker123123 Wrote:  

(04-01-2012 10:33 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

venue- black bear bar new york

time it took to get laid after first initial meet- 10 minutes

Here's how it went down - I am at the bar with a pen and paper and me and my friend are signing autographs as a joke. Chick comes up to me with a smile and I say, "hey you need my autograph." she smiles so I sign her chest like right above her cleavage and than after i'm done the pen wonders down to her nipple and I scribble a little and it tickles the hell out of her. She laughs and says, "you are badddddd," and then walks away with a smile. Not even 5 minutes later she comes up to me with piece of paper and a pen and hands me the paper. It says, "do you want to fuck???" on it. I am like holy shit its on I say nothing grab her by the hand and start walking towards the back door "employess only" exit. I open it up and now we are in the back parking lot behind main street. She gets on her knees and starts blowing me. I stop her after about a minute take out the condom bend her over and slowly slip it in. She has a nice tight pussy, shes about 5 foor 4 brunette hair and really cute believe it or not for this type of behavior. Im leaning against the wall and kinda letting her do the work as shes in doggy. A group of three girls walk buy and are like, "oh my god look hes fucking herrrrrrrr." lol she doesn't even care they pass and she lets out a weird fucking moan....wasn't to sexy was kind of like a pig squeeling almost. Than she pulls off and stops. Im scratching my head like wtf....wasn't till later that I realized that weird moan was her cuming and she couldn't take anymore or maybe didn't want anymore after she got her cum on. Heres the fucked up part....I go, "what's your number? your sexy as hell." She goes, "you don't even know my name." I'm like, "ummm yeah I do..." and she's like, "what is it than?" and I'm like, "ummmmmmm....lol" and she's like, "exactly, goodbye." I wasn't even stressing it but could have used her in my stable...she was fun...oh well it made for a great story and def was one of quickest bangs I've ever had.

haha why is she getting all bitchy on you at the end? shes the one who asked for it. crazy bitch

I know...that was new one for me...I guess her emotions were different after she came...I also think she "knew" of me and I had no clue who she was so she might have been pissed at that. Who knows.

[Fearless]

45 min-1 hr counting the ride is my best so far. Drunk (single mom) MILF at the bar I'm a reg at. She pulls up next to me and blurts out to no one in particular that her bf left her there. I (also drunk) jokingly offer to take her home and she kissed me right thereafter I held eye contact. Blew through all my prospects early on so I took her back to her place after she bought me two tequila shots.

[Fearless]

[quote='MidniteSpecial' pid='186959' dateline='1333294416']
venue- black bear bar new york

Black Bear in Nyack NY? I was there the other night.

[MidniteSpecial]

Yes. Wow. That's crazy. You from around there?

[Sourcecode]

(04-01-2012 12:56 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

(04-01-2012 10:52 AM)lurker123123 Wrote:  

(04-01-2012 10:33 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

venue- black bear bar new york

time it took to get laid after first initial meet- 10 minutes

haha why is she getting all bitchy on you at the end? shes the one who asked for it. crazy bitch

I know...that was new one for me...I guess her emotions were different after she came...I also think she "knew" of me and I had no clue who she was so she might have been pissed at that. Who knows.

Similar story..minus the bang.
I was joking around and started talking to a girl at the bar since my friends were drunk and bitching out..within a minute we were making out and she's doing all the work.
I tried to get her name afterwords and she said something like "how could you forget"
Pulls out her phone and shows pictures of her at a party in my flat wearing a hat that was in my room..

It just happens I had just moved in (other people were already there)
so I had no memory of her from the party that happened weeks ago.

I guess I fucked it up when I didn't know her name and she's suppose to me my friends girlfriends best friend -_-

Maybe I got a drunk bang from her weeks ago...It'd be the first one I don't remember

[MidniteSpecial]

I think next time we should make up a funny nick name for her and be like hey that's what I Call you though!! Might be better than nothing but at the end of the day who cares!!!!!! Hahaaa

[MidniteSpecial]

Man you had her in your flat and didn't remember haha that's great!

[Seduction Sutra]

Well it's called hooker game. You get sec under ten minutes after handling her the money.

[drymarro]

Well actually if you don't count the time taking her from the party and into the bed... Yes. I believe it was anywhere from 7-9 minutes.
Then again it was easy because the party got busted so I just said "let's get out of here" and I had an excuse to.
But yeah definitely under 10 minutes. I was making out with her only 1 minute in. Then we kissed for another 7 minutes or so and the cops came.

[Sourcecode]

(04-02-2012 08:48 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

Man you had her in your flat and didn't remember haha that's great!

When I say flat. Its like a big building.
14 people share a big kitchen area and living room
I assume it would be similar to a clean version of a american frat house.
It's not like its solely my place..my room is just a quick walk away

[MidniteSpecial]

Oh gotcha that makes sense..I was gonna say whatever you were smoking that nite....pass me some!

[MidniteSpecial]

Saturday night....girl I've hooking up with since high school (I'm five years out of college) invites me to a little gathering at her home girls. I come around midnite after my boys bday shit show. Right away I start heavy kino with her inside the spot, she's cool with it but not all over me per usual. I'm like what's up come with me to the bathroom. She says she can't because she is seeing some guy and all his guy friends are there. HA HA wtf did you invite me here than!? We go outside for a smoke and I bring her around the driveway and hide usbehind a van and start kissing her while grabbing her fat ass. This chics is one of the rare blonde white girls blessed with a big butt and tiny waste. I guide her head down towards my dick. She says, "ew don't force me!" I'm high and drunk, "shut up you know you like it." She sucks me for like twenty seconds and than is like stop I can't. I throw in some caveman game throw her against the van pinning her hands above her head, bite her neck and than walk back in the venue. Its getting late now and a straggeler shows up, she's friends with my sisters bisexuals girlfriend and she introduces me to her. Her names Dana. I shake her hand holding it for to long and see my long time hook up buddy is staring at me jealous as hell. Lol. I transfer from the handshake straight into a kiss. Vodka gives me balls. She does not resist and we start kissing in front of the few patrons left. My girl gets so mad and storms out. Lol. I get danas number and say I have to go, I've got work early in the am. I call her right there so she has my number and I sneak out the back door and walk the two blocks to my car. Get in my car and I see I have a text, its from dana, "where did you go?" Lol what a dum bitch I just told her I was leaving. I respond, "I'm in my car come outside intwo minutes I'm picking you up." Drive back towards the house and low and behold she's on the porch waiting for me. Lol. She gets in, I drive like 3 houses down and pull into the back lot of a thai restaraunt. At this point it starts raining. Sick. Get out the car, pull her out, start. Making out, put her head on my cock, she grabs the base and sucks the top. I bend her over...plow away. ..she's moaning her face is literally smeared in on the wet hood of my car. It starts to feel to good so I pull out, put her head back on my cock and bust all in her mouth....time from meet to dick in vagina...probably around 10-15 minutes...go big or go home.

[MidniteSpecial]

(03-13-2012 05:26 PM)slubu Wrote:  

Just once. Came back from the bars very drunk. My roommate had a booty call that was drunk, and her SOBER friend drove her over to our apartment. She came in, her friend went to go eff my roommate, and she laid down on the couch to go to sleep (this was at 2:00 a.m. or so). No idea how or why I said this, likely because my words are more direct and aggressive when drunk, but the conversation went as follows:

Me: "Want a pillow?"
Her: "Sure"
Me: "It doesn't leave my bedroom."

Grabbed her hand, walked her in and boned. About 10-15 minutes from meet to penetration. Sadly, she was probably a 5 and the condom broke so for weeks later I kept trying to get the booty call of my roommate to confirm no pregnancy.

Lol. YES!!!!! Been in similar situations hahahah

[Prowl]

Last night I found a girl just before last call and 30 minutes later we were walking to her place, with the explicitly stated understanding that she was going to poundtown. That was a personal record.

Feels Good Man.

[Gemini]

A few years ago at a friends stag party at a club downtown. Not sure how long from visual contact to bang because of time dilation caused by excessive alcohol consumption. I would say 30-45 minutes.

I separated from my group of guys and I bumped into a group of stagettes (female stag party) at same club were we where and after chitchatting with them I noticed one girl I liked from the group. Very direct game: I asked one of the girls I was talking to if that girl was single because I like her and want to kiss her. They said yes she is single and called her over. We literally kissed right there before barely exchanging a "hey, how are you?" We were dancing and making out in the next 10 minutes or so. After 10-20 minutes of that she grabs my hand and leads me to the women's washroom and into one of the stalls. Unbuckles my jeans and we go down to business. It was a quick one and I didn't finish as we kept getting distracted by other girls saying stupid shit like "OMG, is there a guy in that stall?!?" I saw her later outside of the club and wanted to hook up again to finish the business but she had to get back into the limo and head home with the rest of her group so no number and no cum, but it was crazy fun nonetheless.

Just this past weekend, I had a SNL that I wrote about here
Met the girl at a local bar at about 2am or so and she was back at my house and banging at about 3:30am or so. (1.5 hrs) A very clean SNL pickup.

[bojangles]

got a 10 minute lay at a house party last year, was late in the night, lots of cocaine and alcohol in one of London's most expensive flats, think she'd done as much beak as me which helped and was horny as fuck.

[Pass]

I laughed because it reminded me of my fastest, though I pretty much had little to do with it. Hard Rock Cafe bar in Roppongi (Tokyo). The bar is a small area enclosed by rails, making everyone stand or sit fairly close to each other. My buddy and I walked in. Had suits on. Bought drinks and stood in the middle of the crowded bar for no more than a couple minutes before being approached by 2 young Japanese office girls. The girls looked hot in their tight office suits. After a brief introduction, she whispered in my ear "...name, I want to make it with you." I wasn't sure what she meant because her English while good had those incorrect choice of words that foreigners mistakenly use. But, figuring I might as well take the bait, replied that my hotel was a block away. So, I told my buddy to keep her friend company and left. Along our walk, she asked me to buy a cheap stuffed animal from a sidewalk vendor. I did as I realized the walk to the hotel was our date. She wasn't drunk, so I assumed she had to "legitimize" our time together. Once in my hotel room, I still expeced LMR. She had gone to the bathroom. She came out naked in a bath towel. There was no LMR. Total time at bar: 3-4min. Walk: 2 min. Hotel room before flag: 3min. Total time not including walk: under 10min.