[NoBalls]

My last lay in 2009 was really fast and it was only my 2nd SNL in my entire life. She actually approached me after she caught me looking at her. The bar was not crowded and her friend was being hit on by another guy. I think she was looking to get laid and I was just in the right place at the right time.
From approach to leaving the bar - about 10 minutes
Walk to her place - under 10 minutes
Time from entering her apartment to making out in her bed - under 5 minutes
Actual sex - after about 10 minutes of foreplay

Another Lay in 2011 was really fast too. This one was my fifth SNL in my life. Same story here, just at the right place at the right time. Approached a horny girl and didn't screw up. She was with her friends but they didn't cock block. The friends knew she was going home with me and they were okay with it.
From approach to leaving bar - about 15 minutes
Cab Ride - about 20 minutes
Time to sex after entering apartment - about 15 minutes

Every time something like this happens I think I have arrived at the next level. Then I end up doing hundreds of approaches with no lays and I realize that I didn't arrive at the next level. I just was at the right place at the right time.

[w00t]

I had two quick bangs from daygame, both stone cold sober and under 30 mins. But only if you disregard the time between meet and day 2 (which happend a couple of days later).

#1 was a couple of years ago, a hot morrocan cashier chick at a shoestore where I was shopping with my mom. She gave me an obvious sex vibe (even my mom commented on it later on) so afte rI dropped off my mom I decided to go back and grab her number. We met up a cpl of days later. Back then i was taking girls to a park nearby to my house but she said she had hayfever. Once I dropped the info that I have my own apartment she said "so what are we waiting for then?". We went to my place and got it on. She kept saying "youre a bad boy" and "I usually dont do this". hahah yeah right.

#2 was even quicker. a thai chick in hot pants, I saw her in a mcdonalds and got an insta-boner. I talked to her and she was a bit old from close up, I guess early thirties. Grabbed her number and went my way. At that time I was going through a series of unsuccessfull dates where I went home with blue balls afterwards so I was pretty pissed and tired with the whole date thing. She texted me a couple of days later what I was doing. I met her at the metro station and took her straigh to my house, she followed me without even asking a question. Set her down at the couch, gave her a beer, talked for acouple of minutes then I just whipped out my cock. Was my quickest lay ever and ridiculously easy. She worked in a thai massage and gave me a legit massage afterwards.

[_DC_]

(01-29-2013 05:40 PM)w00t Wrote:  

I had two quick bangs from daygame, both stone cold sober and under 30 mins. But only if you disregard the time between meet and day 2 (which happend a couple of days later).

#1 was a couple of years ago, a hot morrocan cashier chick at a shoestore where I was shopping with my mom. She gave me an obvious sex vibe (even my mom commented on it later on) so afte rI dropped off my mom I decided to go back and grab her number. We met up a cpl of days later. Back then i was taking girls to a park nearby to my house but she said she had hayfever. Once I dropped the info that I have my own apartment she said "so what are we waiting for then?". We went to my place and got it on. She kept saying "youre a bad boy" and "I usually dont do this". hahah yeah right.

#2 was even quicker. a thai chick in hot pants, I saw her in a mcdonalds and got an insta-boner. I talked to her and she was a bit old from close up, I guess early thirties. Grabbed her number and went my way. At that time I was going through a series of unsuccessfull dates where I went home with blue balls afterwards so I was pretty pissed and tired with the whole date thing. She texted me a couple of days later what I was doing. I met her at the metro station and took her straigh to my house, she followed me without even asking a question. Set her down at the couch, gave her a beer, talked for acouple of minutes then I just whipped out my cock. Was my quickest lay ever and ridiculously easy. She worked in a thai massage and gave me a legit massage afterwards.

"gave her a beer, talked for a couple of minutes then just whipped out my cock". Pretty hilarious, I only see that in pornos. I would only do this with a girl who ive already hooked up with.

[DVY]

When in doubt, whip it out.

Have done this in at my house, my friend's house, a friend's bathroom, my car.

I suppose your dick is hanging out, so the next logical thing is to put a hand or mouth on it....

[Gemini]

(01-30-2013 02:07 AM)DVY Wrote:  

When in doubt, whip it out.

So true, I missed out on some many lays over the years by not doing this exact thing.

You don't even need to whip it out, if that's too much for you, just slowly place her hand on your bulging erection in your pants.

[aphelion]

Four hours is my record. Happened to be checking in to a hotel in Las Vegas and bumped into a girl who was standing in front of me in line earlier in the evening. Told her to come get a drink with me, said some horseshit like 'It was meant to be' and we cruised the strip while I gradually escalated. Next thing I know I'm raw-dogging her in my hotel room.

Some of these stories blow me away. Kudos to ya'll.

[w00t]

(01-29-2013 11:00 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

(01-29-2013 05:40 PM)w00t Wrote:  

I had two quick bangs from daygame, both stone cold sober and under 30 mins. But only if you disregard the time between meet and day 2 (which happend a couple of days later).

#1 was a couple of years ago, a hot morrocan cashier chick at a shoestore where I was shopping with my mom. She gave me an obvious sex vibe (even my mom commented on it later on) so afte rI dropped off my mom I decided to go back and grab her number. We met up a cpl of days later. Back then i was taking girls to a park nearby to my house but she said she had hayfever. Once I dropped the info that I have my own apartment she said "so what are we waiting for then?". We went to my place and got it on. She kept saying "youre a bad boy" and "I usually dont do this". hahah yeah right.

#2 was even quicker. a thai chick in hot pants, I saw her in a mcdonalds and got an insta-boner. I talked to her and she was a bit old from close up, I guess early thirties. Grabbed her number and went my way. At that time I was going through a series of unsuccessfull dates where I went home with blue balls afterwards so I was pretty pissed and tired with the whole date thing. She texted me a couple of days later what I was doing. I met her at the metro station and took her straigh to my house, she followed me without even asking a question. Set her down at the couch, gave her a beer, talked for acouple of minutes then I just whipped out my cock. Was my quickest lay ever and ridiculously easy. She worked in a thai massage and gave me a legit massage afterwards.

"gave her a beer, talked for a couple of minutes then just whipped out my cock". Pretty hilarious, I only see that in pornos. I would only do this with a girl who ive already hooked up with.

Yeah Ive seen it in pornos and wanted to do it too. Felt amazing, like living my own fantasy.

Its one of my standard escalation moves, just whipping out my dick or putting a girls hand on my hard dick through my pants. Girls love it. You can see their eyes light up when they see/feel a hard dick. Try it!
But with that thai girl I was really agressive as I was pissed off from going on a ton of dates and not getting laid. So I pushed extra hard and quick for the lay.

I also pulled a girl out off a club once after only 5 minutes interaction max. She gave me the fuck me eyes, I went up to her and went straight for the makeout. then said "lets get out of here".
But on the way to the train she got cold feet and ran off goddammit :/

I think if a girl is really attracted you can do some outrageous shit and Ive barely scratched the surface so far.

[RSP]

I had success with the apocalypse opener.

I'd been out with a gay friend drinking, and at the end of the night he INSISTED we go to a gay club.

Soon as I walk in, I noticed a cute brunette checking me out. Drunk, horny, and inspired by a night full of rejection, I swagger over to her:

"Hey, what are you up to later on?"
"Not much, why's that?"
"Want to come back to my place for casual sex?"
"Yeah, ok"

I'm already getting ready to walk off, expecting rejection. I catch myself, and ask

"Wait... Did you say yes?
"Yeah I did"
"Did you hear what I said?"
"Have sex with you, sure I want to"
"Umm.... Do you want to go then?"

This was the second time I'd ever used this line, so I thought it was the best thing ever. However, I used this line exclusively for the next month (heading out 2 or 3 times a week) and never even CAME CLOSE to having a repeat.

[LooTa]

I was working security for a private party (awesome work if you can get it) when a chick arrives. Not a word was spoken before we had our tongues down each others throat. She went in (had an invite, so it wasn't just a ruse to get past security) I stayed out the front. When my shift finished I went out the back, found her and said "im off now, you coming?". Took her over to my car and plowed her there. total interaction time <2 minutes.

[Gemini]

I'm surprised there are not many "sex in the bathroom at a club/bar" stories on this thread, which is after all about speed from opener to sex.

I cannot imagine a better (read: quicker) f-closing place than a bathroom at club/bar or even a house party (a bedroom is preferable in house party situation of course).

In Vancouver, where I live, there is quite a few bars/clubs where there are unisex washrooms. For those of you who don't know, these are washrooms where the sinks, mirrors, hand washing area is in a unisex common area and where there are private, lockable bathroom stalls for both sexes to use. I fucked one or two of my ex-girlfriends in those a few times when out clubbing. A perfect set-up for a quicky with a gf or a SNL.

[bodmon]

not a full p in v notch, but i got an alley blowjob on halloween within 10-15 minutes of meeting. basically she was a slutty girl in heat and i was the right guy for her at the right time who knew how and when to escalate.

[BIGINJAPAN]

I had a legit 5 minute close. From her first walking in the door to penetration.

I was staying at a gf's place and I was out with some buddies and came home first. Then my friend showed up with her girlfriend from work. My friend went right to bed and her friend came and laid on the couch with me. I kissed her instantly and then slid it right in not long after. She was probably a 6.5. She had a really good body and a great ass but not that great of a face.

I also had a 10 minute close once as well. I was walking off whyte ave in Edmonton with my buddy and he was meeting up with a chick he was banging. Met the 2 girls and walked to their house. Probably a 2 or 3 minute walk. On the way I met her roommate who just happened to be leaving the next day for UCONN. My buddy and his little friend went straight to the bedroom, the girl and I went and sat on the couch, turned the TV and then she told me she wanted to get fucked good before she left for the year. So I happily obliged. Same kind of deal, we starting kissing and no foreplay and then I slid it in and banged her brains out. Don't remember what she looked like, but I remember she had a good body. She was a hockey player and I sort of remember being impressed she didn't look like a dyke.

[nyc]

Less than twenty seconds.

I'm at a hotel in Miami and there's a pool party going on downstairs. I hear a girl knocking on the door, so I open it and she's cute. We just stare at each other for a couple seconds, I pull her in, and we bang with our swimsuits on. She left right after and I went back to the pool party.

I've had a few drunken bathroom pulls that were definitely within five minutes of approaching, and it's taken less than ten minutes to get to a girl's room from the club located in the same hotel. (She was by the elevators, already leaving.)

[Gemini]

(01-31-2013 02:06 AM)nyc Wrote:  

Less than twenty seconds.

I'm at a hotel in Miami and there's a pool party going on downstairs. I hear a girl knocking on the door, so I open it and she's cute. We just stare at each other for a couple seconds, I pull her in, and we bang with our swimsuits on. She left right after and I went back to the pool party.

@nyc that must be the record I guess... Why was she knocking on your door in the first place, I wonder? There must be more to this story. Was anything said?

[elabayarde]

IVe gotta many Bjs in under 10min. But IDK lays

[garygroundwork]

(01-31-2013 02:14 AM)Gemini Wrote:  

(01-31-2013 02:06 AM)nyc Wrote:  

Less than twenty seconds.

I'm at a hotel in Miami and there's a pool party going on downstairs. I hear a girl knocking on the door, so I open it and she's cute. We just stare at each other for a couple seconds, I pull her in, and we bang with our swimsuits on. She left right after and I went back to the pool party.

@nyc that must be the record I guess... Why was she knocking on your door in the first place, I wonder? There must be more to this story. Was anything said?

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[MrXY]

My fastest happened just a couple of months ago. Went into a regular venue that's good for pulling and saw two girls I could identify as tourists who gave all the signs of looking for dick. Approached, talked to the better one for maybe 15 minutes until she said "Do you want to go back to my condo? Why, sure.

We were out of the bar in 20 seconds (this is why you don't run tabs!) I drove her the two minutes to the rental condo. We found her friend, who had disappeared while we were talking, passed out in the condo doorway. We each grabbed an arm, dragged her inside, and flung her on a bed. Then went to the other bedroom, stripped and started fucking. 30 minutes max from opener to bed.

[Goldmund]

I posted this a few weeks ago in this thread: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-19050.html

Total time to seeing each other to fucking...minus the time walking to my apartment was under five minutes.

"This is a story that needs to be shared.

I was out last night…late, and was pretty drunk off of absinthe cocktails. There weren’t many people at the usual places so my roommate and I took a cab back to a bar that is only two blocks from my apartment. We go in and I survey the scene and decide it’s not worth it because the only options are two unattractive girls. And plus there are a bunch of dudes. My roommate chooses to stay and she goes to the bar and I step back outside.

Here is where it gets very interesting.

I see a lone blonde girl walking up the block. I can tell she is drunk and our eyes meet. I yell to her “Hey come here!” She comes over smiling and says ‘what?’.

My response was “I want to try and figure out why you are so attractive” and stare her right in the eyes.

She smiles even bigger and steps closer. Then I just grab her by the coat and we start making out like crazy in the street. I took her by the hand and led her the two blocks back to my place where we fucked like crazy. Fingers in her ass, choked her by forcing my cock down her throat, busted in her face…and then a morning session.

Total time from saying that first “hey” to having my dick in her was under 10 minutes.

She left this morning saying ‘wow, I cant believe that happened’ and left her number and told me to come by her restaurant for free drinks.

The two nights prior I had been going out saying the same thing “I want to know why I am so attracted to you” and got a make out both nights. One girl I had met on the subway and had my tongue in her within 5 minutes.

I think it’s working so well because these are attractive women and I genuinely mean what I am saying to them. The only problem is that I don’t know if I can pull it off when I am sober."

[Ensam]

Happened to me once with a Swedish 9.

I was living in Stockholm and threw a huge bash for my birthday. In the area I lived in people had open parties. You'd put a candle out in from of your building and then passers by would know they could come up. By 11pm it was a total rager. A hot blonde swedish chick came up to me and asked if I knew where some apartment was and I told her it was on the floor below me. I walked her down there, she knocks on the door, nobody answers. I say, hey, it's my birthday, come up and party. We go back up stairs, dance a bit. We start making out on the dance floor. She asks to see my room. I take her there, her sweater comes off and there's nothing on underneath. Then we had sex. Knocked a bottle of wine off the dresser and ruined a pair of my slacks. Worth it.

Best I figure is she got a booty call from a guy and either got the apartment or building number wrong. She was horny and figured I'd do. It really had nothing to do with game, just dumb luck and being the birthday boy.

Edited to add: She left right after it was over. I never got her name or number. Just one hot night of random sex.

[Blackmagic]

I meet a couple of girls outside a bar one night during summer in my college town and they're going the same direction as I am so we're walking and talking. After walking about 4 blocks, I said "good night" to the girls and they made a left to go to their place while I kept going straight. About a minute later, I heard one of them yelling my name. Some dudes in a van had rolled up to these girls and were harassing them/trying to get them in the van. I came over to see what the commotion was about, the dudes drove away and five minutes later back at my place, one of the chicks was on top of me showing her gratitude.

[CJ_W]

Happened a few times for me, this is while I was living in Tokyo.

after work I was walking around Shibuya, where this 8.0 30 something was sitting at a bar facing the window, our eyes met as I walked by and I went in a talked to her. First thing she told me: "we're not going have sex" . . .ok lol anyway I talked to her for about 5 minutes, and the she was like, let's go to a love hotel. so we went to a place near her house, too a bit to get there and once we got there she went home to change into some sexy clothes, then came back and we did the deed. took about 40 minutes, mostly because she took a while to change into her clothes. . .

I don't know if this next one counts, but I met some lady on the internet, got her mail but couldn't find time to meet up with her (we both were busy) one night she calls me, asks me what I'm doing, and I say she can come over. she comes over after having drinks with her friends. we do the deed. I don't know if that counts because I talkd to her online. BUT the work spent was 0 minutes, I just picked her up at my station near my place and brought her over. no lmr and all. it was great.

[samsamsam]

5 minutes into dinner - she said, "I don't think you could be my boyfriend but I'll have sex with you." Paid the bill, took the leftovers (I know but we didn't even have a bite yet - so basically it was to go.) And then an hour drive to my place since she was living at home.

ohhhhh those were the days. I guess my vibe was different then. During this phase, I had this other girl tell me she didn't know why we were hanging out - but that I had nice back muscles. LOL after sex as she was on the bed, as she was picking up a hair (not hers) she says, "I am expecting that we are exclusive" - I kind of nodded lol.

Makes me realize that whole bird of feather thing works, I was in a crazy phase and attracted crazy chicks.

[bacan]

Are you guys banging girls a point or two below you in 10 min? Crazy stuff...

[NY Digital]

15 minutes from seeing her face for the first time to putting it in on my bed at my apartment.

[sucio44]

(08-17-2011 12:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-17-2011 11:53 AM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 11:34 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

10 min? That's tough. Anyone had any luck with non-drunk, house party chicks? What's your story?

My quickest lay is about 1 1/2 hrs.

You probably consistently run solid game which gives you a better chance of making the bang happen but also takes longer. My fastest pulls always happen when I'm completely wasted and instinctively revert to my caveman roots (although on that particular night I was taking it downright slow by brazilian standards, shit I actually had a legitimate portuguese conversation with her). If you just don't give a fuck at all and start shamelessly hitting on girls it's surprising how many are down to hook up with a drunk sleazy guy.

I'd be interested to know if anybody has gotten an instant bang, e.g. apocalypse opener and take her to the bar bathroom.

Its called ASAP pussy and yes.
On St Patricks day about 8 years ago I went to the Irish pub to meet my friend. Up against the wall right behind him was a girl alone and the place was packed. I turned to her and smiled and she asked "would you like some company?"

I grabbed her hand and led her directly to my car by her ass and smashed her in my passenger seat within 5 minutes.


Another time I pulled up to a waterfront dive bar (by boat) and two girls were standing on the back deck drinking beer out of shot glasses alone.

I pulled up to the dock walked in and got a beer and they jumped on the boat with me. The one girl started blowing me almost instantly. I fucked both of them. They got int a fight on the way back and one of them stepped all over my fishing lures and ran off my boat yelling "HOOKS" HOOKS"

Another time on New Years This mother- daughter walked in to the tiki bar next to my house. I was sitting on a barstool at the end of the bar facing away from the bar. The daughter walked up to me and told me she hasn't been out in a while (kids) I asked her to smoke some weed and pulled her on to a wetslip boat at the marina. we took a hit of weed and my cock was in her in 3 minutes.

Her mom got jealous and told me she wanted some dick tonight.This girl was juicy enough for me to hit it again so I asked my boy if we can take them to his house. He said he didn't like the mom so we just had drinks.

The girls were getting hammered and I followed the mom into the ladies room and made her blow me while she was peeing. After the bar closed I dragged the two girls onto an old 60ft boat that I knew the owner of and he died. They were working on it and was unlocked. I put the mom in a stateroom and the daughter on the bridge. The mom pretended to be passed out but watched me fuck the daughter.I banged both of them for hours.

I have about 50 more of these stories. If anyone wants me to share


Dive bar from front... notice the pink bike Its either a customers or the bartenders!!lol Friends in low places

Tiki bar

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