[TheMost]

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[Conscious Pirate]

With the extra IQ points these boys will have gained being raised by a stay-in-cave mum, I am looking forward to their debut ROK hit piece "7 Ways The Taliban Saved My Future".

Their goat herding datasheet will be a future classic also.

[Mr. D]

(12-21-2016 07:46 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

With the extra IQ points these boys will have gained being raised by a stay-in-cave mum, I am looking forward to their debut ROK hit piece "7 Ways The Taliban Saved My Future".

Their goat herding datasheet will be a future classic also.

"Fashion-wise, it's better to forget zippers altogether..."

[Conscious Pirate]

I am picturing these fatties being roused at sun up by bearded men with AKs (having slept through the rooster crowing) & being hustled out of the cave to the rec area just past the latrines to do their daily Talibazzercise to the tune of rhythmic wailing.

[infowarrior1]

(12-21-2016 06:03 PM)Lunostrelki Wrote:  

Those kids probably service Taliban perverts when they get tired of goats.

At least the Taliban has one thing going for them. They shut down the practice of Bachi Bazi the sexual slavery of boys when they ruled the country. And executes anyone that does this sort of thing.

[Suits]

(12-21-2016 08:20 PM)infowarrior1 Wrote:  

(12-21-2016 06:03 PM)Lunostrelki Wrote:  

Those kids probably service Taliban perverts when they get tired of goats.

At least the Taliban has one thing going for them. They shut down the practice of Bachi Bazi the sexual slavery of boys when they ruled the country. And executes anyone that does this sort of thing.

2 feet bad, 4 feet good.

[Buck Wild]

(12-21-2016 07:31 PM)Kona Wrote:  

What's the citizenship rule on the boys? Are they Americans?

Aloha!

If both of their parents were born on American soil, that makes the children "natural born" citizens, as I understand it.

[Quintus Curtius]

There has been a cool article written about Afghanistan's "high altitude" diet and how it promotes health.

http://proof.nationalgeographic.com/2014...ns-nomads/

On the other hand, I will also say that a good diet does one nothing if he is surrounded by chaos and violence.

The number one cause of death among Afghan males is still...a diet rich in lead.

[FireStarter]

(12-21-2016 08:40 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

The number one cause of death among Afghan males is still...a diet rich in lead.

The lead diet isn't a problem, they just ingest it too fast.

[Paracelsus]

Without wanting to reveal my sources, let me add to the hilarity: these two were actually Star Wars nerds and met on a Star Wars forum -- boards.theforce.net -- under the usernames JediWarrior and Connemara. This has been a continuing source of concernposting and insult posts for the past three years over there.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/jediw....50009841/

Forty pages of leftie-leaning silliness here. By reputation (even in that leftie paradise) she was a drama queen and he was just an asshole to everyone around him.

EDIT: Somebody already noted he's the ex-husband of a terrorist's sister.

[The Beast1]

Come on Merc, those cannucks were ugly going in and look just as nasty later on!

[Atlanta Man]

For the record the woman was 7 months pregnant when they were captured, which means she was roughly three months along when their "hiking" started. Furthermore there is doubt this was an actual kidnapping,it is more likely convert to Islam allowing himself to captured and traded for high value detainees. I read about this case in 2012 when they were originally "captured" and even then there were doubts about this whole situation. Who goes hiking in Afghanistan with a wife in her third trimester? Who dates a know Islamic fundamentalist from Egypt with known terror ties? Who gets "captured" by the Taliban and is allowed to have sex with their wife so she can have a second child? Radical Islamic fundamentalist sympathizers is what they appear to be to me, and I am not alone in that perception. I wish them the best but I do not believe they were kidnapped against their will while "hiking".

[fugly1000]

Lol look at the husband. The way his face looks, one can tell it was her idea to go backpacking in afghan. Simping ain't easy. I hope the Taliban don't play with the little boys.

[Meat Head]

Would you bang the wife after weight loss? I know I would.

[Surreyman]

(12-21-2016 10:34 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

For the record the woman was 7 months pregnant when they were captured, which means she was roughly three months along when their "hiking" started. Furthermore there is doubt this was an actual kidnapping,it is more likely convert to Islam allowing himself to captured and traded for high value detainees. I read about this case in 2012 when they were originally "captured" and even then there were doubts about this whole situation. Who goes hiking in Afghanistan with a wife in her third trimester? Who dates a know Islamic fundamentalist from Egypt with known terror ties? Who gets "captured" by the Taliban and is allowed to have sex with their wife so she can have a second child? Radical Islamic fundamentalist sympathizers is what they appear to be to me, and I am not alone in that perception. I wish them the best but I do not believe they were kidnapped against their will while "hiking".

Came here to post this. These guys obviously joined the Taliban, they've probably been running their Payroll and Accounts department for the last 4 years (they too too nerdy to be fighters of any sort).

[Rap17]

No the stupidest part is that they went when the girl was pregnant to "hike."
It's been said before before but I'll say it again WHO HIKES WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN IN AFGHANISTAN IN 2012

[Malone]

The Article Wrote:

But Coleman, draped in a black headscarf, signals the direness of their situation when she adds, "My children have seen their mother defiled."

So at least one of the "children" is probably random Jihadi spawn. What's the chances they only started raping her AFTER she had kids?

[AlphaRN]

What happened to the old joke? ``fat people are harder to kidnap''

[Dr. Howard]

(12-21-2016 10:34 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

For the record the woman was 7 months pregnant when they were captured, which means she was roughly three months along when their "hiking" started. Furthermore there is doubt this was an actual kidnapping,it is more likely convert to Islam allowing himself to captured and traded for high value detainees. I read about this case in 2012 when they were originally "captured" and even then there were doubts about this whole situation. Who goes hiking in Afghanistan with a wife in her third trimester? Who dates a know Islamic fundamentalist from Egypt with known terror ties? Who gets "captured" by the Taliban and is allowed to have sex with their wife so she can have a second child? Radical Islamic fundamentalist sympathizers is what they appear to be to me, and I am not alone in that perception. I wish them the best but I do not believe they were kidnapped against their will while "hiking".

I agree, I think they were "hiking" like Bo Bergdahl "wandered off from his unit"

[PolymathGuru]

(12-21-2016 06:52 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Of course I'm not saying that we should ship off fat American women to the Taliban to help them lose weight and become better mothers.....

Can we ship the feminist instead? They don't need to learn to be mothers, they just need to know what real absolute "patriarchy" is. We can even have them become youtube stars.

[Meat Head]

I am aware that Muslims ruled over parts of Europe for centuries and it did not result in White Genocide. Can something positive come out of Europe and American becoming Muslim states?

The fall of feminism and a return to patriarchy.
Less use of alcohol and drugs.
Increase of white children due to polygamy.

[Vicious]

There's no way these people were "kidnapped", with their history it's obvious they went hoping for this kind of outcome.

[weambulance]

(12-23-2016 01:02 PM)Meat Head Wrote:  

I am aware that Muslims ruled over parts of Europe for centuries and it did not result in White Genocide. Can something positive come out of Europe and American becoming Muslim states?

The fall of feminism and a return to patriarchy.
Less use of alcohol and drugs.
Increase of white children due to polygamy.

People say this sort of thing with regularity on the forum. Are you serious, or are you joking?

[Conscious Pirate]

(12-22-2016 06:20 AM)Malone Wrote:  

So at least one of the "children" is probably random Jihadi spawn.

Well, it's definitely not the ginger.

[Vicious]

(12-23-2016 01:02 PM)Meat Head Wrote:  

I am aware that Muslims ruled over parts of Europe for centuries and it did not result in White Genocide.

The practice of Islam during the Ottoman Empire was very pragmatic with extremely small pockets of fundamentalism. Generally there are very few examples in history of theocracies being able to take and hold any significant tracts of land, mostly because of their own infighting and civil unrest.