[kbell]

I couldn't stand the baby crying noise he used. The music worked alone. The putin laugh was a nice touch though.

[iop890]

TYT react to Trump victory speech:

[Teutatis]

(11-09-2016 06:43 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

Guy I grew up with from my facebook feed, paraphrased:

Quote:

DOW futures down 3.5% with thought of Trump winning? Clearly not everyone thinks he's a good businessman.

I remember this guy as being pretty smart.

Do these retards even realize that markets today had their best day in ages?

[BortimusPrime]

Good god people are salty today. I'm walking around two inches taller and everyone around me has their head cast down and aren't making eye contact. This is better than the time I was playing blackjack and split four 8s and then doubled two of them and won.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Not really a liberal, but maybe it counts...

[Foolsgo1d]

(11-09-2016 07:35 PM)Teutatis Wrote:  

(11-09-2016 06:43 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

Guy I grew up with from my facebook feed, paraphrased:

Quote:

DOW futures down 3.5% with thought of Trump winning? Clearly not everyone thinks he's a good businessman.

I remember this guy as being pretty smart.

Do these retards even realize that markets today had their best day in ages?

The reason certain people are well off when playing the markets is that they know not to run out of the store when its a sale.

The less people know about that tactic the better

[kbell]

So more from the Donald Thread. Keeping em flowing guys. The moat around the Trump wall won't fill itself!



He's a loser from gamergate.

[Last Parade]

(11-09-2016 03:59 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

The fuck is Lindy West worried about, anyway? I don't remember Mr. Trump saying anything about shutting down the M&M production lines.

He has taken a rather pointed anti-Oreo stance, which would clash with Lindy's lifestyle (I won't post the pictures of her eating Oreos...)

[Bear Hands]

Fuck those pussies who wanted their exams cancelled over an election. A lot of us Virginia Tech students in spring 2007 still showed up to our exams even after the university declared them optional after A MAJOR SCHOOL SHOOTING because we wanted the boost to our grades.

[kbell]

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2016/...otherhood/

How is that a bad thing!?!?

The first part he breaks character. Not that funny either, but he is clearly shaken.

[XPQ22]

Hey, so I don't really hang out in the "Politics" section much, I'm more of a centrist than most guys here and was never deeply enamored of either of them (not like the way I vote particularly matters here in beautiful Massachusetts, and yes it's been meltdown central.)

Anyway, the point is it looks like I got two dates set up for this weekend running "ugh. I'm really so upset about this" "Oh yeah? Let's go get a drink to take your mind off it" game on girls at the fringes of my social circle. So I guess one could refer to that as "liberal tears game."

Good luck, President Trump. I hope I get the bang, and that you do right by us.

[LeeEnfield303]

(11-09-2016 01:59 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

Posted in the Trump thread, but on reflection it belongs here so that we can remember this moment forever...

NeverTrumper Louise Mensch, one of the two big forces promoting Evan McMullin, has shut down her twitter.

Promoting who?


In the words of Mike Cernovich.......CRY MORE!

[Chauncey]

Any word from IKE?

[iop890]

This thread is too LOW ENERGY. After Brexit we posted salt for days.

DONALD J. TRUMP JUST WON THE PRESIDENCY AND WE ONLY HAVE 4 PAGES OF SALT????

Get it together, RVF.

[iop890]

[iop890]

[kbell]

[weambulance]

This guy I ran with in HS, an Ivy League educated engineer who makes tons of money in finance but is dating a 5, has decided the reason Mr. Trump won is we're all just too stupid and ignorant to see through his lies. Now he wants to educate us and help us make better decisions in the future.

   

Get fucked, you arrogant turd!

He was talking about moving to New Zealand earlier. I'm going to encourage him to do that, talk about how nice it was when I traveled there (I didn't really).

Of all the people I know who went to Ivy League schools--quite a few--approximately two of them aren't complete cunts.

Nearly everyone I knew growing up is crying and talking about how scared they are. Oddly, all my army buddies are either happy Mr. Trump won or agnostic because they're libertarians.

I haven't started shitposting yet because I don't want people unfriending me; I'm enjoying their tears too much.

[budoslavic]

(11-09-2016 10:10 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Jesus Christ...how do they even survive on their own with that kind of thinking or mental gymnastics in their head?

[iop890]

[Paracelsus]

^^^

Have a chortle to yourself whenever you see them talking about being in the "anger" stage of the grief process. Because these guys are part of the IYI class, they probably don't realise they're referring to the five-stage Kubler-Ross model of grief. This grief pattern -- denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance -- happens to terminally ill patients.

As for my own contribution to liberal tears:

Quote:

No more book recommendations, politics, or amusing dog pictures for the immediate future. I'm shutting down.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 9, 2016

[iop890]

(11-09-2016 10:11 PM)budoslavic Wrote:  

(11-09-2016 10:10 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Jesus Christ...how do they even survive on their own with that kind of thinking or mental gymnastics in their head?

[weambulance]

^

Aw. Stephen King is the most famous person I make fun of directly on Twitter.

[iop890]

[El Chinito loco]

(11-09-2016 10:10 PM)kbell Wrote:  

Hilarious. I wonder how long this goofy buttplug would last in a muslim dominant neighborhood in certain "progressive" European nations?

It's little pissants like this who don't understand or realize what true freedom is.

True oppression aren't bad words or a bit of non P.C. humor now and then it's when people are about to throw your ass off the top of a building because you offend their religion.

It's when the same "progressives" let savages flood into the country because they are too cowardly to acknowledge how backward they are.