[Cr33pin]

Forgive me if I am a bit out of the loop. I constantly hear bad things about the likes of Huffington post, Jazebelle, gawker, and so on. An I know they are vile sights full of nonsense an tomfoolery .... therefore I obviously don't visit them. However I was feeling lazy and googled OKC to get me to OkCupid... an thats when this gem caught my eye. I saw the title "White Men on Okcupid" and I saw the site it was on Huffington post and curiosity got the best of me and I fucked up an opened it... an the following is what I was greeted with..... I'm genuinely baffled by so much of whatever this thing is supposed to be, I literally cant even

Link incase you wish to see if its real

white man asks why I don’t date white men

he says he likes curvy Latinas

that he’s always wanted to sleep with someone like me

he says that I’m the smart kind of “Mexican”

the kind that has a job and no kids

I probably have a temper

and an angry woman is sexy to him

White Man offers to buy me

tickets to my favorite rapper’s concert

says he can spoil a little brown girl like me

he’s already dreaming about it

how holy that would be

how saved I will become

White Man is already colonizing everything about me

teaching me he is God,

I don’t know better

It’s his job to show me

after all I am brown

brown things are meant to be walked on

like soil

and hands

and backs

I don’t say anything to White Man

I don’t know who he is

I am only a picture on a dating site

I am only a name on a direct message

A profile description that says I am Salvadoran

and only date men of color

meaning,

I can only love you

if you know what it is

to find breath in someone

that understands the suffocation

meaning, I can only love somebody

that doesn’t look like

what took everything

meaning,

I am only willing to love

my reflection

White Man thinks he is the exception

of course he does,

he is a white man

after all


I had a elaborate break down of my feelings on this being a real thing and on what some people would consider a real website but after starting to type my soliloquy about the situation.....


Real "curvy Latinas" in this thread NSFW

[SamuelBRoberts]

What a sad woman. She's so much less happy than she would be if she was fit, trim, and married with 2 kids.

[DamienCasanova]

[XPQ22]

[Serious Sam]

Just when I thought the thirst couldn't get any realer, it just got realer. Here's some much needed eye bleach, and a look all Salvadoran women should strive for:

[Fender_Bender]

What a fucked up society where a disgusting whale can be openly racist and picky on an online dating profile and still have men of that hated race trying to get with her. I mean WTF. How does this lardvat have options?

[blck]

(10-04-2016 04:46 PM)Fender_Bender Wrote:  

What a fucked up society where a disgusting whale can be openly racist and picky on an online dating profile and still have men of that hated race trying to get with her. I mean WTF. How does this lardvat have options?

Because Internet is the new alcohol-induced-by bad judgement... But without the buzz

[Brother Abdul Majeed]

I could smell her sweaty armpits through my computer screen. At least she didn't babble on about being raped.

[TornadoByProxy]

Never happened.

[BortimusPrime]

(10-04-2016 04:46 PM)Fender_Bender Wrote:  

What a fucked up society where a disgusting whale can be openly racist and picky on an online dating profile and still have men of that hated race trying to get with her. I mean WTF. How does this lardvat have options?

I guarantee she only got one message and the guy said she was well-spoken and articulate or whatever it was that set her off. For her screed she decided to fluff that up to "all the white men who message me".

[realologist]

I found this "curvy" Latina writer and all the colored men she needs.

[Soundbyte]

Honestly, I think that the reason she is racist against white men is because she never had the kind of experience with them that would make her like them.

Look at her and what she wrote. She is not a practical at all. most girls are and would go with what they usually won't do if it benefits them.

She must feel all worn being 100lb+ overweight. I personally feel like shit and I'm about 15lb overweight. I do not think she ever weighed a normal weight. She was probably that kid in elementary and middle school who was grossly over weight. It take some doing to be that fat. many years of eating a lot of bad.

[odesseus]

Just want to see if I can get this 'Latina' thread back on track:

[Captainstabbin]

(10-04-2016 03:48 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

I am only willing to love my reflection

Forgive me if I'm misunderstanding bad writing, but did she just inadvertently admit her own narcissism or racism? Or both?

[Alsos]

(10-04-2016 07:00 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(10-04-2016 03:48 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

I am only willing to love my reflection

Forgive me if I'm misunderstanding bad writing, but did she just inadvertently admit her own narcissism or racism? Or both?

People talk about the risks of sexbots. Nobody talks about the even more frightening risks of sexclones.

Just imagine, if you can, this lass stepping into a duplicator booth, pushing the "Copy" button, browning out the entire metropolitan area with the unspeakable power drain needed to synthesize so much mass, and ding, she and her clone step out of adjacent booths.

Now she has a perfect mate, one who is literally exactly like her in every way. What more could a narcissist want?

(Don't think about the scissoring.)

[ivansirko]

[Delta]

I'm noticing a trend of leftist publications overplaying their hand by giving a platform to individuals who are so cartoonishly repulsive that they put off even their ultra-liberal base. The stupidity of the people running the show at places like HuffPo helps our cause.

[hv123]

(10-04-2016 10:07 PM)ivansirko Wrote:  

you should be arrested for crimes against humanity!

[Fender_Bender]

Jesus I'll take MS-13 over that ^

[debeguiled]

If you want to get a comment deleted, that is the article to got to.

Unless you write a comment like this:

Quote:

Michele In-Montreal
your words are beautiful, moving, stirring, strong, horrible, captivating, clear... I hear the delicate flutter of your soft-spoken heart... such beauty from such a horrible truth... you sculpted away all the lies, all the complicated self-deception and left bare the true. Yes. That is all I can answer to you... Yes. Thank you for finding the words and the clarity. Thank you for sharing it, even though you knew you would be flooded by more attention by the White Man, incapable of seeing the privilege... (I am the White Woman, starting to see the cracks in the walls of the tower, longing for them to open up)

Do we wonder why they write this stuff with a peanut gallery like this?

[david.garrett84]

(10-05-2016 10:27 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  

If you want to get a comment deleted, that is the article to got to.

Unless you write a comment like this:

Quote:

Michele In-Montreal
your words are beautiful, moving, stirring, strong, horrible, captivating, clear... I hear the delicate flutter of your soft-spoken heart... such beauty from such a horrible truth... you sculpted away all the lies, all the complicated self-deception and left bare the true. Yes. That is all I can answer to you... Yes. Thank you for finding the words and the clarity. Thank you for sharing it, even though you knew you would be flooded by more attention by the White Man, incapable of seeing the privilege... (I am the White Woman, starting to see the cracks in the walls of the tower, longing for them to open up)

Do we wonder why they write this stuff with a peanut gallery like this?

Sweet Jebus. The way she wrote that praise is the exact same style used in the African romance emails we ROK writers get as spam all the time.

I'm all for a certain level of nuance and subjectivity in culture and art, but we're at the stage now where 6th grade "artistic" musings are labeled masterpieces because the author can lacquer her words with the fact that she's a super fat Latina. And then sycophants like this Montreal girl come knocking with equally bad lines.

[dain_bramage]

This is pure insanity. Those kind of women are disgusting. Not just because of their size which is easy to notice but by their sense of entitlement and special snowflake syndrome. Everyone's a writer, everyone's an artist. Everyone's got serious issues and problems! Look at me! See how bad my life is! *Insert demands*


If she doesn't like a particular kind of man she can easily just ignore their messages on OK Cupid. She can Look at the picture and profile of the dude, then discard or simply state that she's not interested. Bam. No need to make a spectacle of a preference.



But as some of you guys have said on here:

The thirst is real. Someone will hit that.

[MdWanderer]

Message to white guys from a black man: Be thankful she is racist towards you! I'm practically more offended that she wants men of color than you are about her not liking white dudes. Does she really think we're so lacking in self respect to go out with that whale?

[262]

^ Reminds me of this gem: