Great thread. And the right one to finally tell this story.
Years ago, when I was but young and tender, I dated a daughter of this gifted people. Ashkenazi girl, to be exact. Brunette. Aspiring actress (heh). More of a Belinda Carlisle jaw than I usually like on a girl, and a bush you'd need Indiana Jones to find your way out of, but no tattoos, hair down to the small of her back, healthy weight, a flat stomach and full hips she loved to show off with tight crop tops, a lush ass built from doing living room squats every day...and a set of beautiful, natural boobs crowned with perky brown tits that are permanently seared into my memory. Just unbelievable tits. And God she liked to
move when she was on top.
She was also the first girl I dated with a serious BDSM kink. Which I discovered rather abruptly.
One night we were getting into it on her couch and I remember her suddenly raking my chest and asking me to take her to her bedroom and tie her up. Took some improvising, but I did. Then she asked me to blindfold her and spank her ("don't stop even if I start crying, that means you're doing it right"). I did.
Then she asked me to call her my little slut.
In German.
I had to pretend I knew the word for "slut" in German...but I did.
I never asked why and I never cared. Burned through every condom we had that night. Good times. Fuck I miss being 20.
God bless Jewish chicks.